Quotes about “you don’t have fucking hair”
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3320.58
it's the worst because i never close any of my lines. well, you know, i remember when i was bad at art. i don't remember much about this, but i think i had hair. ooh, i have a drawing pad. i could have sworn there was like a little heart or something to it. i'm gonna add one. sure, i'll fucking put hawaii in here. no, sorry. you could also re add england to it if you wanted.
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5994.02
quit talking about my hair, chad. i fucking hate you. god! thank you for the compliments. uh oh, i did the thing. don't get any more l blocks. i ran off the edge. oh no. thank you. i agree, mars sucks ass. i don't care how many youtube men say it rules. it does rule though. you are actually just a baby boomer. these are. oh no! i'm just saying if it was that cool, maybe we would have gone there already.
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yeah, man. oh my god. wait, so have you ever had it set above that? i don't think so, bro. you've had good computers for a while. i don't think so. this is mono audio all over again. this guy was playing at like 60 refresh rate, mono audio, like... ricky said mr. new pc's showing his ass again. what the fuck? mr. no back hair, can i say something? the laser's actually working, bro. my back and shoulder hair is fucking falling out.
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1750.44
you can have mine, i don't want it. i'll take it! i will take it. i would look so i'll cut it off and put it in a bag and send it to you then. i would look great with grey hair. yeah you would. i do chad, i do. i got a little, at the corners of my iron man goatee if i don't shave for a little while, got a couple of grey boys coming in there. did they make the very kojin point that you don't have hair? i'm fucking dead.
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2121.32
we also need better tarot cards that can put us into a position where we can make more 10s and 4s. you actually don't need better jokers. i think i do. i know i do, because this is looking like fucking ass, bro. fuck being broke, i'm just trying to survive. why don't you grow out the hair you do have? why do you think, brother? because it looks like fucking garbage. times three molts. well... well... well...
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11513.98
ryan ditched me twice on two four message nights never trusting him again that being said i never responded so it's not true i didn't send you a dollar sign and then leave you to hang my lately betrayed me i could have absolutely fucking betrayed you like yeah i could have had an extra hair but no i was honest with everybody i've been told them i even told them i don't have full moon powers there was a little know you're the body swapper on
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3384.800
that's my my 3 2 has changed and now he looks fucking awesome. oh, here we are. this is my old 3. alright, i could live with this. but i think honestly, if you have brown hair, don't listen to this, okay? wait, that's so much better. if you have brown hair, don't listen to this. but in the game it's just better to make it. but it's not... it's not that though. it's not that.
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2688.34
i remember the thong song by cisco who had aluminum hair. aluminum? well it was silver, i know that much. no it was fucking aluminum mixrite. that hair was aluminum. how does that work? how do you have aluminum hair? i don't know, how do you have aluminum teeth? well first off, it starts when a girl's dress looks scandalous and something something something can't handle this and then you shake that thing like who's
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3350.66
he'd have to be captain. jerry would be nightcrawler, right? he looks like nightcrawler. he's got the same fucking hair, right? you don't feel like newman would be the nightcrawler though? so that when he like fwomps behind you? newman is dr. octopus, right? i can see that. or maybe juggernaut. he could be juggernaut.
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985.22
it felt nice man. i had hair back then obviously so they're like you know they're kind of like searching through your hair i don't know how to describe it. it's like a little kid trip to the spa. yeah it was like a monkey grooming. they even ate the fucking bugs when they found them. shit was sick bro. they didn't eat the bugs okay? eye test day was kind of pog. we didn't have an eye test day at our school. you know what's crazy to think back is that i grew up in
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