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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

346.100 not to mention, i mean, we are in an industry where october is usually one of the best months of the year in terms of game releases. that is definitely true. october is also pretty sweet for, you know, it's the start of like the fall slash holiday release calendar. october, november. i really like soup a lot. oh yeah, me too. it gives you a lot of excuses to have a lot of soup. yeah, october is like dynamite soup month. no question about that. i like being in a restaurant that has like a fireplace in it. Search ↗
878.280 yeah, what's up with that? gotta draw the line somewhere. it's an inconsistency in your gameplay. that's no, it's 100% consistent. i always shoot only my poop. i'm glad somebody pointed that out actually, otherwise you never would have noticed. card? don't worry guys, i got a speed upgrade. i wouldn't mind that actually, speed upgrades are pretty good. oh! i walked on the freaking spikes and died when i left the boss room! what? this seed is hot garbage. you're dead? is this trainwreck? this does feel like trainwreck. i'm dead, yeah. Search ↗
1717.740 oh, i totally could get like a 3% greater chance of an accident there because i'm lazy. oh, yeah, baby. they are rock hard getting closer to death. yeah. drive more irresponsibly, daddy. i mean, there is actually like an accompanying adrenaline rush if you like drove on the wrong side of the road, so... Search ↗
2761.020 oh my god, just turn me into guppy already. i've already won. just making my dreams come true. what are you doing? are you doing like an azazel run? i'm just, i started again with blue baby. i don't really know if i want to do this, but i'm doing it. same seed or different seed? just the next one that it gave me. okay, you'll be fine. at this point i'm like, i'm okay enough that i could probably make it through most blue baby runs, but that was a really bad one. that was a terrible seed. Search ↗
3066.400 when's the next round table pc? tomorrow. tomorrow. i've never heard it called that like that, but i know what you meant. the shots are too large! the shots are too large. run an actual quarry and have people pay him to work there and he'll get black lung. i actually do have a rock quarry quite close to me. it's like the least surprising thing i've ever heard. yeah, i mean... black avocado rat. thank you very much for the subscription. Search ↗
3510.420 he's such a womanizer too, i don't like that version of jerry seinfeld. i don't think that's really him though. nah, it's like him in an ideal world. he thinks he's such hot shit in that show. i love my girlfriend but she likes brussel sprouts and i don't! and then he makes a big freaking deal about it and gets upset for like a month. and complains to everyone. what are the rules? just subscribed. you talking about brussel sprouts lady? Search ↗
3665.440 you can love bag if you want. up here? yeah. oh that doesn't look like an exit. alright. oh, this is mushroom. oh yeah. dude now that we played uh, are you smarter than a fifth grader yesterday, i forgot how much these guys look like hendrix and dean. Search ↗
4639.580 these are not bosses. um, oh, i'm hello. oh, right, you just come back if you live. fucking me. or... what? if i live. that's weird. aah! oh, fuck. that is quite clearly an actual boss. oh, there's a... umm... hey, is this game getting a little framey? nah, not really. okay. it's... i think it's fine on my side. it's getting a touch framey. Search ↗
4969.720 what is this mushroom man? i don't think we've seen this guy. he's dusting me! yeah, i got dusted. i got an achievement called get trippy and also forest shepherd. hmm, what's up with that? i don't know, it doesn't tell you what they do, it just says i got them. oh, my controls are fucking weird because of the trippiness. crab people? crab people. i don't think this guy dies. yeah, i got like crab people with me? Search ↗
5179.180 gladius oh yes, please. roll of armor. i'll use it. i'm the only one who can wear armor anyway. look a banana. you throw magic banana peels. what about that mace? how does that mace look? oh, oh, oh we are decked out man. gladius is freaking five damage up. there's an ass potion there if you want to be an ass. oh i saw it. i forgot about the bananas. Search ↗
5431.260 i went to the wrong door and there's enemies here. oh, no problem nick. no problem. i didn't know that it would separate us i thought this is just like an auxiliary library or something. well best of luck to you. i think i got under control this is just like when doug and steve butabi went to different rooms to have sexual intercourse with those ladies in the night of the roxbury. never watched that. yeah, you're not missing much. doug and steve butabi. you guys are brothers? no. Search ↗
6536.480 right, you get a lot of bonuses out of int actually too, so you're right. i don't think i've fought a single enemy in fallout new vegas, right? high int and high charisma. anytime an enemy's like, let's fight, i'm like, i'll tell you what, how about my speech stat is 100? yeah, we're just gonna have intercourse instead. make love, not war. where are we gonna find time to play this game though? fallout 4? yeah. i'll make time. Search ↗
6901.440 i just lost a ton of health in this room. yeah, these fishmen are no joke. the laser's becoming less and less effective. uh, what do you think about this man with the turbo he's gonna explode. yeah, that's an exploding man for sure. oh, he's got bombs. watch out! he actually might be a big help. takes care of the danny trejo's and just a couple of bombs. should i have not stomped his ass? he's still around. Search ↗
7603.020 oh, the overlay's done. oh, cool. you guys don't even need to watch the game. it's not out yet. i think they did nothing to... wait, this is like the lobby. we're not ready yet, right? this is embargoed. we can only let us play the game, but we can't actually show it. so don't worry about it. i said, are we in the lobby or are we in a vanconight area? what is this? i think we're in an actual game, but we're just waiting for everyone to be ready and off their breaks. oh, okay. no, wait, let's begin. yeah. no, let's stop. Search ↗
9218.120 i have not won a round yet. this is correct. it's kind of a hard game though. actually, king's server has two points, so... dan, you're slowly walking towards an edge. alright, you're on a different level now apparently. oh, there's a missile teleported next to me! okay. alright. i'm gonna come over here with you guys. i can't handle this ghost over here. this is unfortunate. where are we supposed to go? if we can't bomb jump, we're just stuck here. Search ↗
9576.500 he'll be around. i've kind of boned myself a bit. just too late. boned myself a little hard there. are you a mountain person? what's twitter doing? i don't know if they've just had an airport guy yet. twitter, follow dan gheesling. he's the only one out of us that's actually verified. that's true. hey, have you talked to the airport guy yet? no! yeah, no, he came into my stream and he identified himself and i said hi. Search ↗
10351.720 oh my god. alright. alright. nick, are you mad at me for making an insensitive comment? i'm not mad at you, i just worry about rob a lot. wait, no, no, i'm fine. yeah, you're not if you're coughing up blood, though. it's not that much blood. Search ↗
10544.500 is what someone in my chat just said. i didn't even know textbooks had lungs. if it was an infection though, after this amount of time he would have had a fever though for sure i thought. oh i sucked you in! yeah well i mean if like if it's a lung infection then why am i coughing? you know? or why am i yo! there are medical professionals who answer these questions on a daily basis. can you at least go to one of those forums where they answer your medical questions and ask them? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

1421.000 not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just... Search ↗
3046.500 henry rowlands is a good dude. definitely. did i say henry rowlands or seth rowlands? seth rogan. okay. good. i said seth rowlands. then i said henry rowlands because i watched him do an interview with canadian gem nardwar and he was like real not nice to nardwar. are you saying words? thank you edripodb for your subscription. oh ripodb for sure. yeah. Search ↗
3809.980 why? i mean you can see it's kind of funny. is it funny like happening for me? all i do now is watch people open battle for zendikar booster boxes on youtube anyway. and then i get mad if they open an expedition, but if they don't open an expedition by the end i'm like, why did i even watch this stupid fucking video? i honestly expect that those are the youtube videos that you do watch. dude, i'm fucking with you. Search ↗
7009.960 oh, i've heard... what are you gonna call me? yeah, it is. it seemed derogatory. well, i'm gonna do one up there. i like the jugglin' jiggler up there. yeah, i'm up for it. the jelly jiggler. look a scene out of an awesome action movie. the guy's just juggling guns at the top of a tower. that guy's like really awesome when you're 12. he juggles the guns! Search ↗
10513.100 okay, within this module there are several pNLs with a wire on them. only one pNL is visible at times. switch to the next pNL using a down button in the previous pNL. yeah, there's an up and a down button on the screen. okay, several pNLs with wires on them but only one pNL. okay, do not switch to the next pNL until you're sure you have cut all the necessary wires on the code. cut the wires directed by the following table. wire occurrences are cumulative over all pNLs. red wire occurrence. what's the red wire doing? it's connected from 3 to a. okay. so that's not the first occurrence. what's the first? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

1783.920 i am pretty displeased that i got an are you a wizard pill as the lost, but i also got guppy's collar in the curse room and it rezzed me when i left, so... got out alive! oh, that's nice. i'm gonna try to roll with it. was it? it was on monday's run where chat was like, use suicide king with guppy's collar, you won't. and then it actually worked and i got like, proptosis from the chests that it gave me, and i was like, aw. the life is good. life is good right now. Search ↗
4465.000 this is actually going to be a... are you ever playing any rpgs? like jrpgs ever? that's kait's domain. oh, like tales of xillia and... she laughs at something. it's explicitly kait's domain there, yeah. yeah. i love those games too. i just... there's not really an audience. hyperdimension nefunia. they're very slow, and i think it's hard to catch people's attention, especially if there's any grinding involved. Search ↗
5412.980 i mean if you had the choice to mug a person with hair or a person who's bald, which one do you think is statistically less likely with the large sample size to give you problems? depends on what kind of hair. if it's a mohawk, i'm an owl. yeah, see that's what i'm talking about. buzz cut mohawk, these are things you avoid when you're mugging. not like i'd know. even cornrows, i would dip. Search ↗
5828.780 yeah, i was like, no, no thanks. we're happy to work this out in this arrangement, but like if you walk up and hand somebody money that just feels very odd. it does. very uncomfortable, i would advise strongly against that one. alright, i got an idea here. handshakes are fine. i really thought i was gonna be able to dragon punch my way over there after i completely botched it. what a move. i liked the hadouken at the end to try to recover it though. how am i gonna do this? Search ↗
7035.000 i gotta make you break through the wall otherwise i'm vulnerable after my turn is over. even though i just told you my strategy. it's like an evil villain. if ryan's numbers are on point, you would proportionately to subscribers be recognized every six to seven months. see the problem is i never go outside so that doesn't really hold up. yeah. Search ↗
10348.220 i have a p and l and a p. what are you rob? i have la and ma. i have la and ma as well. wait, wait, wait, wait. hold on, hold on. let me... no, it's wa, i'm sorry. la and wa. okay, what is... i have lac. i have an o and a k. la... okay, lk... okay, l... rob, la what? lav. okay, i'm gonna hit mine. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

1239.600 he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man. Search ↗
2101.860 they should just have, uh... well you should fly, um... was it emirates or turkish airlines that has like that, uh... first class suites where you can actually take a shower while you're flying? what?! it's literally a $25,000 $22,000 ticket. fuck that. but yeah, the first class suites have a literal shower. now, you can only shower for three minutes. okay, so it's a military shower. basically, yeah. i mean, you are still on an airplane. Search ↗
2303.720 you are welcome. did you see the rocket league stuff? yeah, man. i'm actually very excited for that. so they keep making... oh, geez. that's a bad decision. they keep making what i would describe as very good decisions. yes. hockey rocket league sounds like fun. i don't know the specifics if it's just gonna be like a puck instead of a ball or if there's gonna be less traction on the ice, but i'm interested. i saw an image. the image looked like the entire field was coated in ice. that is cool. Search ↗
4552.120 they sausages are the universal solvent man nick i haven't heard you say beleged in so long. well, there you go. i just did do you have to so if an enemy has a corpse Search ↗
5210.060 i don't remember what it was though. like 99 or something. 99 combo or like 99 right from the start? just total combo. i mean you'd have to go through an entire level i believe unless you got really lucky and there were that many things to bounce off of. yeah. 15 combo. acceptable. these fucking bats are the worst man. i'm dead on the first floor. it happens. that was a 33 second long run. i don't get the heart balloon really. it's the heart balloon. it's not really clear on what that does. Search ↗
5414.980 feel like at some point you got to do that though right like if you want to make a living like if you're in vancouver, you're gonna be selling a shirt that says you know we love vancouver on it even if you're like i really want to be a brain surgeon, but yeah yeah, like i walk by there's an area in vancouver called gas town which is like super touristy and they have like a souvenir shops and the shirts are all like i went to vancouver and all i saw was this moose and you're like calm Search ↗
6050.620 are you asking me like what's my highest score? well, like your highest amount of bullets you've ever had. not off the top of my head though. i think i just got to like 18 on the last run which seems very high. seems pretty good. i just saw the time void kill an enemy as well. yeah, i think i'm gonna change out of this purple one now. last module is really good. jump over the shopkeeper and stand on the items? are they trying to get me to kill the shopkeeper accidentally? Search ↗
6719.360 you are like okay, i'll take the next flight, but you gotta let me fly. that's not what i'm talking about i want to fly anything just fly the airplane just for like 10 minutes at cruising altitude. we couldn't even find the device i don't stand a chance dude, they fly themselves these days. yeah, pretty soon we're not even gonna need pilots i'm just waiting for them to have a vtol so we don't have to like fly an hour in the wrong direction to get back to the airport you flew over that is true. oh Search ↗
7141.120 that would be... that's a pretty intimidating thing to do, yeah? yeah, i mean like, there's a lot of things that are impressive about being an astronaut. you gotta, you know, usually you have like a master's degree in some kind of science. yeah. maybe you've been like a fighter pilot or something like that. i think the biggest one is that you have to not shit yourself every day when you're like, oh fuck. like, i'm in fucking space. i got to limbo. oh, that's the other thing, yeah, astronauts can't have glasses, i think. Search ↗
7436.280 it's like a pickled ginger kind of thing. mmm, yeah. how do you feel about pickled ginger? you like it? i like it occasionally, yeah. yeah, i'll have two or three pieces. some days i'm like super into it, i'll eat all the stuff i'm given, but usually i just have like one or two. yeah, that's appropriate. ah, i jumped on the wrong thing! this run is the things that dreams are made of. what do you think about vivid? do you think this is an okay color scheme? this might be my favorite so far. excuse me, after regular. you know what's really good in this game? Search ↗
7597.660 i think if you just have nothing left, like if you just have no desire to live anymore, just become an astronaut. that is like a gross misrepresentation probably of what most astronauts are going for. well no, that's not what i mean, i'm not saying for them. you think it's just like death race or something like that. they're like, in the world where everybody's a prisoner, we send all the prisoners on death row to space. and if they come back, they get out. what i mean is like if you have nothing to live for, you may as well donate your body to science that way. Search ↗
10225.740 also the king's speech, highly recommended. i haven't seen all of it, but i liked what i saw. they're films that make you feel like an adult without having to be bored. definitely true. king's speech is pretty good. these are some pivotal moments for us right here. oh, i know. we're setting the tone right now. yeah, it's absolutely true. the amount of emphasis we're putting into these statements is just off the damn table. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

777.100 should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that. Search ↗
1721.240 oh yeah, i guess i would call him an honorary ninja as well. he's like a cyborg ninja or something. yeah. raiden? yeah, mark of the ninja, strider. strider's legit. strider i'll give you for sure. warframe is a ninja. warframe is the dude's name? they're all various warframes. oh. what animal are you most scared of? what about ani musha? sorry to talk about this animal thing. i forgot about it. no, i don't really care about the animal thing. that's fine. Search ↗
1996.180 oh fuck, where is this last enemy? i love that was your first impression of that boss fight, like that's just the way that works. just like yeah, well you know, you just assume right? yeah. alright. i guess the doors form a big circle and i was like they probably try to trap you in and then if you go into one of those doors you like go to hell or something and you lose the game. i'm gonna lose so you guys are gonna have to go on that run without me. it's okay, we have been. we probably should have started with just like an isaac run, you know? Search ↗
2025.220 well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess. Search ↗
2298.000 just good enough or hot garbage all the time. i've done several lilith hard mode runs and never have i been like well, this is like an okay run that has a chance to win. i'm either like i'm fucked or we'll see. will smith. i'm fucked or will smith. yeah. i'm fucked by will smith. well, you know. it'd be worse. there are worse fates. yes, probably true. you could be fucked by will smaugh. Search ↗
2536.680 i'm always like, i'll die as lilith eventually, but i wanted to die a lot earlier than i did. mr. quaint11, thank you for the... wait, you can see where the secret rooms are with lilith? is that a thing? no, you might have taken a pill or gotten an item or something. that'd be an interesting twist actually for a character. they can see all the secret rooms always. maybe it was the magic gateball thing. not magic gateball, this thing. the crystal ball. the tragic gateball. yeah, crystal ball gives mapping. gives mathis. Search ↗
2753.820 are you gonna stick with it? nah, i don't want to but i mean it's the second floor so i can't just quit, you know? it's actually like it unpleasantly gives me the feeling of being in an actual fire. oh, come on! i just can't see and it's real smoky. it's very smoky. i mean i guess if that's what they're going for then that's fine. yeah, they got this smoke going for them but... they nailed the smoke! you're gonna get some ptsd from this shit. Search ↗
3303.640 should have a stamp in the corner. what are edmond designed the room that just has no enemies and a single button and if you press it there's a 50% chance you get a spirit heart. that's an edmond room. room. tyrone's rooms are every single room with enemies in it. edmond's like, maybe we should do something nice for the players and tyrone's like, little bitch. why would you say that? you gotta punish the players. make more dlc, edmond. i need another, you know, uh, bmw this year. Search ↗
3421.380 now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat. Search ↗
5577.520 don't confuse these, here you go. here's some rebirth codes right here to match. so the second ones are going to be rebirth. which is even more confusing, right? i should have given it the rebirth. no, that's alright. it's all right. it's no biggie. so for everybody that gets a code, i will give them two. you can, yes. a rebirth and an afterbirth. okay, sweet. alright, let's do this quick. Search ↗
5915.720 gives you something to do with batteries too. i think you should use it every time it's available. okay. unless you already have an awesome... oh, well i got polyphemus on my first roll, so thank you. i'm not kidding either. what is, uh... what's octopus mode? like i'm flying an octopus. oh, you're like a cthulhu monster. i guess, yeah. it's a transformation that we don't know how you get. yeah, nobody knows actually. well, what do i have? i don't know, what are my items? Search ↗
7006.340 alright, i'm ready to invite whenever you are. omeriker's online, i'll send him an invite too. i like that a lot. at first i thought it was the, there's news coming in but it's the 50s thing. and then i thought it was cowboy bebop. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

1094.020 169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm. Search ↗
9996.100 sorry with what item a purity oh? the diamond tears no, that's something else a crown it's one that gives you an aura for one room and if you get hit you lose it and then the next room you go into you get a different kind of aura oh, and they give you like damage speed tier 8 that's kind of neat. you know color you are that is cool. i don't know if that's an unlock or not i'm just so lost and like what comes yeah, i Search ↗
10260.800 oh yeah, i got an idea playing as the lost. let's go fight lust on this narrow ass room. good idea. alright, gotta bait her up and then go down. yeah, i got a little lucky there. bait her up. the ragmans are really annoying in those rooms. yes. with the chest. this is correct. d4 you little bitch. this is a good run man. fuck off. yes. three deals with the devil. i don't want to d4 yet. you gotta live long enough so that we can get like 20 items and then reroll. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

714.920 no, probably not. although it depends like all other things being equal it would probably pay for itself by giving you an eternal heart at some point but i didn't want to put myself in too low of an hp position. nick there are two shoots. i saw that too i don't know why there's two shoots. where is it trying to take me? where do you think there's some kind of like 109 j going on with that? yeah, there's always 109 shoot if i've learned anything which is debatable in and of itself. Search ↗
1249.340 i don't know. i guess my ceilings are lower than yours. i never need to use a ladder for that. you can stand on a chair or something instead. yeah. you can get out a little step ladder. i actually feel safer on the chair even if it's got wheels. i know that makes no sense. okay, that is like super not right. i know. it's just in my head. it's not rational. you should not use a wheeled chair as a ladder. that's like... it doesn't bother me. i never had an accident falling off one. that doesn't mean... Search ↗
1795.800 it's just an item pedestal. it's like a silver, flat looking, kinda like a wedge with a paperclip stuck in it. i can't join you on this. chad, tell me what those items are and if i should take one. robc0150, 4 months in a row, thank you! don't even get me started on these freaking bloops. i'm all blooped out. oh, that's a diaper? that does not look like a diaper. the diaper's so small compared to the size of the pin. that's what threw me off there. Search ↗
3948.280 alright run is still alive. oh shit should be an actual unlock for me if we could do this abel oh it's a great item one of the best. i'm surprised. they didn't give him a little bit of a buff point three extra damage would be fine probably deserves above but you are not as able as though it's the forgotten son so they had to forget him yeah, oh he's confused and shooting in the wrong direction greatest day of my life Search ↗
4219.640 i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good. Search ↗
6839.060 golden berries are used to buy things. grab them. okay. all i want i have not been this bad at a video game in a while. you're not bad nick, it's just good. ohhhhhhh! no! it's very difficult. i'm so good. up, down, press jump to select an option. the witch says potions, jump, grow i don't need potions. Search ↗
7905.800 the thing i like about this game is that it surprises you sometimes all the things that they thought about that you never thought anyone think about, but they're in here. i'm in a black hole. yeah, i hit michael a.l. fox with a black hole. did you hear that like nasa found something that came out of a black hole today? yeah, was it your mom? no, it was like some kind of weird anomaly with x rays. that sounds like your mom getting an x ray done. oh. are you sure it wasn't an amomily? Search ↗
8896.460 i lost. i've heard ryan do an impression of better off alone twice in the past three days and both times it's been horrible and not even remotely close. are there people who are mad about my alice dj impression not being appropriately alice dj esque? can you do your alice in chains impression? Search ↗
9340.780 i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

3997.520 are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite. Search ↗
4027.340 dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh Search ↗
4752.600 i got a big fat mama trying to break me. it's true you have a big fat mama trying to break you. ow! your hands are hot, man! what'd you i don't know why yours didn't kill me, but... oh, you fuckers! will we see an all fallout 4 nls s on wednesday? i'm gonna guess probably not. oh, yeah? i'm saying yeah. josh is saying probably yeah. Search ↗
5723.300 when you walk through that laser beam, you're gonna make him explode. there you go. when are we gonna go through the snow case? starting december 1st. the what case? the snow case. it's an advent counter for beer. oh, why don't you just get like a case of ying lang and drink? Search ↗
7691.380 what are you going with that, shoshana? i kind of figure like that's the new way to score. just hit it as hard as you fucking can. just ram someone, i'm sorry. it's alright. look at the setup you created there. oh! dude, you can get some velocity on this ball. i'm expecting some beautiful strikes. beautiful. like that james blunt song. yeah. my life is soccer. my car's well oiled. we had an advantage, but now it's soiled. Search ↗
7803.420 i mean if it's like an equation how long is the nl? it's probably like find the length of an egg. i had to guess maybe nl was the side of a triangle. it was the hypotenuse in the name. it's where they had to use the pythagorean theorem that sounds like a pretty tough exam are you sure they're ready for that kind of math in college? it's sure yeah, it might have been an intro to math. you don't know what college went to, you don't know level Search ↗
9528.740 fucking guy how are you an expert? how did this kid get to be an expert? what up? oh don't fall? fucking casual did he actually say yeah, yeah, no, that's this guy's going wild fucking guy yeah, what kind of casual plays low graph mode? sorry for hardcore individuals like myself the dankest of canadian weed i Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

2038.740 i feel like almost more often than not now i run into either a d100 or a d4. so it's like most runs are so freaking amorphous. yeah, no, i agree with you on that one. actually on this one, i d4 or d100ed an item room into the d4, d4'd and then pick up the d100 again. nice. he's getting a little out of control on the rerolls. this is such a weird run. i don't do any damage, but my tears look so cool. Search ↗
2258.440 are you still fighting the hush or did you finish? no, i died respawned as lazarus and won. oh boy just fire yourself back to existence. i was pretty happy this is honestly like extremely easy. it was pretty much an automatic victory. should i roll it again guys or i don't know kind of feeling this one. oh no, i guess touch hurts a little i re rolled into the wafer it's the greatest day of my life Search ↗
2320.340 now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh Search ↗
3431.220 chad, are you seeing this fucking greed run i just started? what do you mean you just started a greed run? i was just waiting for kobol to be done, but i didn't... not planning on beating it. i had a freaking nail in mom's knife, and then like a dime drops. i'm almost there, this has got to be the right way. yep, here it is. hacker sean says, i'm an obnoxious internet troll and you suck at this game. which would make me angry if it a, wasn't self aware, and b, named after a dope ass german beer, i think. Search ↗
3648.680 i don't know that! wow! that sounds like some kind of kinky sex thing to me. yeah, that's what i heard too. i really like strong flavors and she's like, yeah, i bet if i fed you garbage you'd love it. what are you talking about? no, i'd be paranoid my wife's gonna feed me garbage just like a joke sometime. that's the best insult i've ever heard. i still think, i don't think that was an insult. i think there was something that she was trying to tell you. i didn't drink my garbage juice into your mouth. save on the grocery bill if you can just eat the food twice. Search ↗
10551.140 kimchimalk and king of amarillo. thank you guys so much for the support. and thanks for watching. thanks to those of you who made an effort to watch without adblock. kobalt's streaming after this. nick is streaming after this. kate is streaming after this. what are you playing, kate? kate's gonna play fallout 4. where's that game? go over there and check out her character. she's gonna do the daily first, then she's gonna play fallout 4. don't tell me halle berry was born in the year 19,666. Search ↗
10646.720 are there boys in you? thank you. the boys end me is what i meant, but sure, sure. sure enough. whatever. alright, well i'm gonna bounce. enjoy the boys inside you, nick. i always do. later. later. see you guys. the addiction pill makes you take a full heart of damage until you leave the room. edmund, if you're watching, make the alaskan cream pie an item. Search ↗
10943.580 i had three hearts left after whatever and then i hit an emperor card like the next floor and just instantly went to the boss and beat it. i was like, oh no problem! nice. not even hard guys. not even worried. no one's dick fell off. what are you guys talking about? not yet anyway. just my eight inch clip. i shed it every once in a while and then it regrows. just leave it on the floor so many drips over it. it's like a lizard tail. it gets all wrinkly. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

301.380 i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there. Search ↗
810.660 i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so Search ↗
4228.140 you are an mp3 turkey as far as i'm concerned. what the fuck was that? was that like an even worse pat sajak turkey rendition? it was pat sajak doing an impression of an mp3 turkey. thank you sir boston tea bag party for the 13 months in a row resubscriptions. that sound was for you. yeah also sorry, planes have been routed over my house today for some reason. Search ↗
4387.740 oh, you guys are funny. oh no. oh no. you can all twinkle my pinky, how about that? ever since that glitch, the framerate just tanked. i don't know what happened. alright, well, i mean it's not like this is gonna be an esport or anything. Search ↗
7519.120 angel is more middle name. oh, damn, you still got me with that. angel is pretty sweet. i like hanging with her. she's got an axe and a spear which are like two of my favorite weapons. they're really like, pogoing on your head. oh, disaster. oh, oh, oh, get that away from me! oh, you will never get this. Search ↗
10657.500 sweet thanks for watching the northernlion life super show every monday, wednesday, thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except wednesdays which are an hour earlier according to move out today subscribers star bright plays quiet down i'm 33 that's a great name bumbo's pepperoni tts i don't know if i should say that one because we didn't decide whether or not it's racist lady grim shards man penguin underscore zero s and dads don't dirty like that dad did i think you got so much for your support of the channel much appreciated and thanks for those of you watching those of Search ↗

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