Quotes about “yoda”
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9769.680
yeah, you know actually i read that china is making a clone farm. clone factory, yeah for everything. that's pretty cool. clones are us. you hear this one? it seems like the government of china is making a clone factory. yeah, barely yoda's in charge. are we done with this group yet? no, we're gonna beat their asses. we lost our mojo, man. we beat them once, we'll beat them again. oh, it's eggianos on the team, what a tough boy.
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8911.520
alright, i'm ready. alright, i'll set up a game. my yoda shirt? yeah. since like yoda's like bright green, it doesn't like show up with a green screen. yeah. where's the invite happen? this game is loud. nah. they all are. plug slam. not all of them. have you ever played plug slam? you give me an invite when you're ready, nick. i'm working on it. boop boop ba boom ba boom. boop ba ba ba boop ba boom ba ba ba.
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would you stop moby if you saw him in the streets of vancouver? absolutely not. would you stop moby? moby can't be stopped. we've tried for years. then he opened up a coffee shop and then he got stronger than ever. he goes, wahhhhhh. waaahhhhhh. this is the hole where you did the yoda impersonation. yeah dude. i've been linked to several pictures of yoda with muscles and it's been a good day. ohhhhhhhh. rip lead maybe. rip lead believe it or not.
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9899.600
in... okay, i'm gonna spoil return of the jedi's. get ready. yoda is like...
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9905.200
he has the moment in return of the jedi where luke skywalker comes to the dagobah's and he's like, so tired. sleep. yes. and then luke's like, is it true that darth vader is my real father? and yoda goes, sleep. i must throw trouble, not yourself. blah, blah. and then he just tells him the truth. and then he dies and becomes a ghost.
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9944.160
i'll have for shell shock immediately, you know, i'll pay you all for dogs hey, why do i get four bucks? as a mea culpa, but it's just irresponsible for yoda to be cooking if he knows he's gonna die he could cause someone else to die in the fire. you go on death row. it's like they get one last meal he made his own meal doesn't he cook shitty shit though. oh
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1899.040
you ever hear about that case where like, um, at hooters they had a contest internally for the waitresses and was like, whoever gets the most, uh, tips this month wins a free toyota. and then this lady busted her ass and she got the most tips and then they gave her a yoda action figure and like laughed their asses off. and so much like toyota. and then so much of the reaction to that that i remember from being a child was like, what a dumb bitch!
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1979.260
okay, what's what's this? we got hp? yeah, epicac. that's for sure that lady suden won about the yoda yeah i actually do believe that she won well good for her. yeah, i agree for learning some empathy i agree man you know my knowledge of the law when i was young was basically like that's funny they totally got her
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3694.520
thank you also to anonymous for the dollar 69 tips as you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons. i like it. thanks very much. it's fried pork skin. it's a very bildmurry heavy section. fried pork skin. it's basically the same thing then. it's pretty good, i'm for it. it's just like the korean version of pork rinds. mmm? the chicharron. mmm. are you yoda now? pass away tonight i will! time to light an open flame in this cave!
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3744.020
leave it unattended, i will. deforest the dagobah system. yeah, nobody ever talks about deforestation in the dagobah system. this could be your big platform. future generations can fuck themselves, they can. yeah, i imagine yoda's kind of a dick like that. mmm!
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3767.580
global warming a dark side conspiracy it is. oh god i really like that character i could see that i i almost classified him as a thing that i probably shouldn't say so never know to yo, yoda, that's ignorant man. but still you are the gatekeeper of all that arcane jedi knowledge yoda might be an anti vaxxer secretly
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3798.040
where is the birth certificate? all i'm saying is... i really like that character. please make him come back regularly. yoda! i wanna know how to defeat darth vader! all you're doing is spouting this bullshit! luke just wants training. and it's like a really bad version of karate kid, like that the training element has gone completely off the rails and yoda's like actually trying to indoctrinate him into being an anti vaxxer.
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very important website i have you should read. yoda's old probably not very socially liberal. not saying they run the world i am just saying maybe they do. yo there's character customization in this now. oh really? you're right it's right on the main menu i clicked right past that. dude you can now customize the hat of your dad. cowboy hat and sunglasses. beanie. those are your options sunglasses no sunglasses.
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3941.480
oh, it's five. okay, fair enough. alright, one sec. i've created a game. now on discord, i'm gonna give you the information. do it. alright. got it. dude, i fucking love the idea of this yoda. like, this character could go a long way. i agree! i hope to see him show up in all different places. i'll be looking out. alright, i'm a daddy. where's the baby? i'm gonna go eat some batteries. you know the deal. oh, i don't know where i am, actually. this is not the usual... where you at? no.
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this guy didn't take a lockpick. be careful. there is no lockpick. this guy doesn't think there's a lockpick. you don't... you can't tell me there's a lockpick. you didn't spec into the thief class? oh, jeez. now we're just michael a.l. fox ing. this michael a.l. fox, i am not. yoda, appearing on scooby doo. this is...
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7706.540
i still want more conservative yoda and you never give it to us. the problem is, it's hard to toe the line because love isn't always on time.
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7899.520
canada doesn't use fahrenheit, but in a galaxy far far away we did. also, yoda's not canadian. it's frank oz. he's from oz. and a doctor. oh, josh does i did not murder him.
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i'd be fine if that character just evolved into yoda that doesn't understand the burden of proof. i think that would be quite funny too.
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9447.740
it's a little aroused. it primes the audience so they know it's yoda. yoda's coming. oh shit, yoda's coming! aw man, i love the replacement scene.
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9484.780
football. oh, fantastic. good job. oh nice one. here comes that bow that boy yoda. football. football. oh hell yeah. it looks like ryan's alive. it's live. that's supposed to work? wait if you just step on the mine but don't move it's okay?
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when i add francium to water, more shit goes down. and then they just keep doing stuff. that's science. let's get some more climate change denier yoda up in here. mmm! mmm! yeah! scientist! i am not! but if real global warming is, why is it so cold today? hell yeah! that's climate change denying yoda!
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california on a bad day maybe, but... silicon. get out of here with that shit. okay, so we have conservative yoda and silicon hating sylvester stallone. oh, hey, the silicon. it's top 40 for sure.
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i don't know if sylvester stallone should be the one asking that question. now there's memes, why are there still japes? what? is that like uh, is that shorthand for jpeg? nah. you know, gaffs and japes. gaffs and japes? gaffs and jeeps. i'm not touching this one, you guys are getting dangerously close. yeah, i'm done. please be conservative yoda if that's what you're into. i was being conservative with stallone.
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