Quotes about “xbox off”
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is it fusion frenzy? it's actually halo 2. oh shit, of course. yeah, halo 2 is, because i think halo, they made a pack in that when i bought my xbox, there was a pack in that lasted for like two years and it was the original halo and a copy of amped, the snowboarding franchise that i loved amped. unfortunately never really took off, but anyway. they're coming back. anyway, that was not a trivia question. here's the tough one. the second best selling game, halo combat evolved.
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black it's one of the worst cod meets counter strike games out there black you mean that the original xbox oh this guy's like decked out in chain mail looks like what was it criterium that burnout this guy looks like john cleese from monty python and the holy grail from behind oh that's real bad. oh, and he did a front flip off the edge. i love it. oh
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hey everybody, welcome to northernlion tries, deaths, gambit. i'm gonna hit you right off the bat. first off, i'm just gonna own up to it. i don't have my controller plugged in. it's been a keyboard and mouse kind of day, so here's what we're gonna do. we're gonna plug in the controller. we're gonna unplug it from the ps4. you'll just give it you'll just give it a moment. an xbox controller plugged into a ps4? i don't give a dang. you just give me a moment here. secondly, i have another thing to own up to. this...
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2017, pax west would be my guess. but i always wanted to check it out and just kind of never found the opportunity. well, the opportunity presented itself for the low low price of free on the xbox game pass. as i understand it, from my memory, this is a dark souls inspired 2d action platformer with heavy rpg elements. it looks soulsy right off the bat, i'll tell you that much. soldier.
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oh, i got him and i get the greatest kill of all time. i'll just kick him off the edge afterwards i think he turned off his xbox like a ding dong. yeah, last stream. i actually i don't think he did oh but i didn't get a message like spirit of oh there is he's vanquished all right these guys are doing some celebrating um we got to open up these shortcuts but i also would love this guy to heal me with his estus flask they also said i'm fairly certain that guy's a crazy mike said i'm fairly certain that guy's a hacker
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i think he messed up if like if solaire died in a fight with a boss or something he was just out of the game for the rest of the game. that would be really annoying because he dies a lot actually. oh by the way people are like how could he possibly turn off his xbox considering you're playing the ps or the pc version. oh my god i didn't even catch that. i can't express accurately how fucking exhausted i am right now. i am like i'm up against it man.
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5887.140
yeah, and i just want to say i'm sorry to northernlions mom probably pissed off at me now. oh, it's josh's mom oh josh's mom. no need to apologize to me or do well not my own mom that would be pretty weird but uh i'm gonna turn on my elgato here and we're gonna see how this is gonna work you guys are gonna watch this happen in real time i have no i have to set up my xbox so it's not coming out of my other did you just set up headphones so you turned it on i heard like r2d2
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6626.120
so what is it like dodgeball now? no, it's like basketball basically hey stop jumping on my head, please if i don't win mvp that time i'm gonna be very pissed off i don't even know how to buy games anymore on xbox it's way too hard. okay now we have like a real issue because somebody is saying the skype is one second faster than the gameplay and that is something i don't know what to do
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i made a tweet the other day, i can't believe it didn't take off, dude. what is the tweet? well, i mean it got like 800 likes, it's not bad for me, it's actually pretty good. but it's just phil spencer, you know, the head of xbox, ceo of xbox, and the body of the tweet, which is where the joke happens, just says, imagine...gaming, but gaming is spelled wrong with an e after the m.
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is that x on xbox? i think that's x button. why would you toggle off your own ghost though? um, sometimes you just forget and you're just like where the hell is my ghost? and then you have to press... yeah. i see. i see your point. don't god damn it dude. nobody laughed at the depeche mode reference. what was it? personal jesus. you know you're not familiar with personal jesus? they play it on the radio. okay. it's not a canadian song. i don't know where depeche mode is from.
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and i really am harping on the multiplayer mode. if you have nobody to play multiplayer with and you have no interest in playing with strangers, or finding a community online if there's going to be one, it's hard to say that in advance, then it's probably the kind of thing where maybe you'd be better off picking it up on xbox live indie games or
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which is 99 minutes long, just so you know. easy to remember because it's the wayne gretzky number. or also the number of nights in that xbox 360 game, right? 99 nights maybe? that's a lot, bro. that's like, that's all of q1 spoken for right there. no thanks. i got big plans in march. slay the spy r2 comes out. why are the wheels coming off the... no, i'm being stupid. the wheels are not coming off the run. the run is still incredible.
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1422.60
you guys ever noticed that like this game looks so beautiful running on pc like this is a pc master race family few decades if this was on xbox one it would only run in 360p what why does xbox only games only do 720 now? i don't know man. they can't handle more than that. why do you hate my chat? all right name something mothers put off doing until their children are grown and like vacation
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do you think it would even be so bad if you could just summon your friends off your xbox live list? like, i know it would kind of break the immersion to the game, but i don't think it would be a terrible thing either. that's what i wanted from the pc version. i thought the pc version was gonna have, um...
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