Quotes about “worst driver”
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he gets the most attention in the band that i consider to be the worst band in the world right now. so that's rational. but i don't think he's like, you know, i don't necessarily have any belief that he's like a horrible person. i just hate the way he sings. these are types of lenses, bro. telephoto sounds like a lens for sure. interesting. driver? appeal. appeal, petition, a call,
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yeah, fuck! fuck! my friends won't be happy if i empty a clip into the trunk! nl, did you build this gps in shenzhen i.o.? dude, you don't even want to know the stuff i'm building in shenzhen i.o. if you need a light that blinks on and off at a regular interval, i'm your man. actually, the world's worst driver, take your license away, please. pipe down! here we are, slick!
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you should just get me to my destination and for god's sake save your money. that's the most important thing. the worst uber driver is the one that decides to interject in your conversations and stuff. and then like, they get real festive and they start singing christmas carols to you like, allah, jaws, the revenge. i have never had that happen. it's like dude,
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what? yeah, awesome. i got him there in one piece. oh, you're the worst driver. let the record stand for itself. 100% of the time, i give the doordash driver a five. i don't see it, ryan. where is it? i don't know. let me get my app out here for a second. when we were in long beach, it was just like there. pause. what are you rocking right now? uber. i got the m4 and a pump shotty. okay. hit, okay.
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if i'm accepting myself, i think on amazing race you go dan josh. on chopped, you send mouth. i'm trying to think of a reality show for everybody involved. sir tiger? i would lose on all of them. i don't think you would lose on all of them. name one i would not lose on. canada's worst handyman. canada's worst driver. oh dude, american idol. i'm not a good singer. well, you're out of all of us.
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and instead she said, nah. and i was like... probably the worst rendition of the charlie brown theme song i've ever heard. now that's a banger. has that been remixed into a bus driver rap track yet? he's a busy man. that's what i mean, you know? you get perspective as you get older.
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dude, that would be a sick prank to pretend to be insNLy bad at driving but then actually be like amazing at driving once you get on canada's worst driver. be like, yeah, i get into accidents all the time. but then like, once you get on canada's worst driver, they're like, okay, we're gonna have you go through this like obstacle course in reverse. and then you just go, zzzz.
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the other great thing about canada's worst driver is in so many events they have like a cutout pedestrian like pop out of a wall or something and then you have to swerve to avoid them. i would say one in three people when the cut they know that the cutout is gonna pop out. one in three people though as soon as they see the cutout just go ahhhh and then just be like speed up and smash it. it's kind of a scary
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and i also, because sometimes i think people take offense to it. i don't think that when i say worst driver, i even mean it as like a technical thing. like i don't mean if i put you in like a life or death driving situation that you know you would be more likely to crash than somebody from san diego or something like that. what i mean is just no manners and
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what's it just lighting... i'm trying to create a fireball on a school bus, what's the worst that could happen? i don't know. you burn set some kid on fire? you probably wouldn't even die. like if you're the school bus driver and you realize there's someone lighting fires on the bus, what do you even do? dude, i feel so bad for school bus drivers. i do too. our school bus driver got no respect. for no reason. hey! thanks for not getting in a car crash and killing us all, you fucking asshole!
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dude, i'm going as fast as i'm trying to take you. you are the worst driver. oh sorry, i don't live in san francisco. i've never driven on a hill like this. it's like the intersection of east 2nd and oak street right here. wait, none of you guys watch a different world as a kid? just go to the right, man! austin! is the struggle real? like a globe. this guy owes me a boost.
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