Quotes about “worm farmer tiger dad”
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okay, literally every time i've asked her that question for her entire life, she said worm farmer. now she said phd and it makes me look like a tiger dad who tells my kid that i'm only gonna be happy with them if they have a phd. which is not the case. a masters would suffice to be honest with you. well, you know why it's not comfortable is cuz you're sitting on like my leg bone. it's not meant to cushion you. it's meant to allow me to locomote through space.
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that's crazy. that's the fastest day of school of all time. she said i'd, i'm about to head out. you get your phd yet? what do you want to be when you grow up? okay, literally every time i've asked her that question for her entire life, she said worm farmer. now she said phd and it makes me look like a tiger dad who tells my kid that i'm only going to be happy with them if they have a phd. just not the case.
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