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6212.780
god, fuck nick and his stupid face. i didn't get the point! that wasn't even me. oh wait, you missed it. that was me. oh really? alright. no, don't tell me. you guys are slandering you. we're lively. oh fuck you, you big mallard shit. i wonder what a mallard shit looks like. like a cigar.
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that's like wonder bread. who actually likes wonder bread? i can eat it. i think it's alright. wonder bread is bread trash. it is... it really is. glad i'm not the only one. i'm glad i'm not the only one. i'm not saying it's good, i'm just saying i can fucking eat it. i'm not gonna cry about it. i mean, i'll eat it if i have to eat it. you have to eat it, yeah. you have to eat it. yeah, well then i'll eat it.
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my favorite jeff's is the time he made homemade hummus and he's like i don't have anything to dip in it so he bought a loaf of bread and just ate it. he ate like an entire loaf of wonder bread. oh, wait, that's okay why would you if you're gonna go buy things then buy the pita at least or some flour? it's not that hard to make pita by the pita and then you eat us. i'm gonna make his own pita rob it's fucking it's flour and butter and then you fry it. that's all it is. oh
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2019.400
if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know.
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if i use undefined in the curse room guys, i might get an air room and then it would skip my boss room and my devil deal. and i'm really hoping for like, dead cat. so... oh, they both had 2112. oh, cool. sounds like rush sold out. yeah, fucking rush. no wonder the canadian dollar's so weak, there haven't been enough rhythm games to allow rush to contribute to the economy.
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yeah, i can like do those pretty quickly now. it's weird. yeah? okay. we back? hello. hi. there we go. what happens now? the worst advice an it guy could give. just knock it a few times, it may work, or say thank you mr. green man. i wonder who's who.
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hey, i wonder if it's new computer now. yeah he is the weakest link that's gotta feel great right just spend like a bunch of money and just like have nothing but problems that stop you from making more money they were that was cited to get that yeah, that was my last computer my last computer crashed week one and
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nice. we have succeeded. alright. okay, we did this. i wonder if there's more puzzles like keep talking. so far it's been a little simplistic. it has been.
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it's like the opposite of how tourism works, isn't it? it happens all the time. i think this run might be really sweet. yeah? yeah! i don't like that i passed up the first item room entirely, so i hope it gets better from that. well, you missed out on cursed eye, which was actually like a colossal mistake, because cursed eye is like one of the best items in the game. i wonder if there's gonna be big rebalances at all.
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it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true.
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i did get up once to go to the bathroom and that was great. i wonder why he took the middle seat instead of the aisle seat like i don't know i'm assuming that out of the two passengers that were together. he was probably the larger one. yeah, he was you think he would want the aisle seat? yeah, i don't know i don't like rocking the middle seat but i i mean i can do it if i have to but i do agree seems like the worst of all three of them the middle seat there's no doubt is the worst. there's literally no benefit to the middle seat. i
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you know the whole leg situation was really making me wonder like maybe first class is worth considering sometimes even though but i don't know how much it is i've never looked into it. i have never flown first class but i always look at the upgrade cost and it's always about like 30% more than i'd actually be willing to pay.
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he's got some good ideas, man. wonder if we could actually live through this right here. and you're gonna be stepping in somebody's pee if you're ever in the bathroom on a plane. it's gonna happen. i don't think i've stepped in anybody's pee in the bathroom.
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but then we were like looking around and there are people who were like i've been on standby for two days in this airport and we're like i think i'd rather just be gone. yeah, but yeah, they were like it was the most over the top like airport thing i've ever seen they're like we're gonna give you $800 cash and that that got people talking no question. i imagine it would. i wonder if you have any bargaining power in situations like that
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we're starting to run wild from an economic standpoint. it's the slow burn. that'll work, yeah that'll do. i wonder if i can make like some more banks. oh you got bombs? of course i have bombs, when do i not have bombs? actually that is fair, nick loves the bombs. golden bombs older than the bible. he's all about these bombs. nah it's okay, this is all an economy game anyway.
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nick, do you ever wonder what if god was one of us just a slob like one of us? you like just a stranger on the bus just trying to make his way home? what a great song. yeah. i've never actually considered that. so deep. oh, and if dog was one of us not a bounty hunter just one of us not a multi million dollar celebrity, but just a stranger on the bus. what if
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i mean, i don't have it, but i'm just trying to describe what missing no yeah, yeah, it's a box with boxes inside of it, and it's it's like peepers eye it's kind of like flying around the screen here. that's pretty sweet you ever see this bad boy hey, i gotta deal with an angel. i wonder if there's a glitch transformation. apparently this is like glitch glitch, baby oh my god steam sale. it's the best day of all time best although it'll probably get rerolled next floor anyway what's um matchsticks do matchstick is?
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made a circle. i swear to god if you say make another circle, and then like a bala nothing happened okay, i'll try it again. does it does it have smaller circle and connect it yeah, okay? then you got to do the nipples. oh what the heck i put a pentagram on the ground what the heck does that do good stuff wonder okay? there's the pentagram make a better circle. you know what chen oh
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tell me more about how you don't give a fuck, josh, while you send me messages about how many fucks you give. methinks the jsmith doc pretends too much. it broke after two now. oh my god. i wonder if like, you can charge your run up with luck to put more coins in, but every time you do, it starts cutting it by half or something. like, i don't know, there's something weird going on here. my machine keeps breaking, tyrone. tyrone!
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video of a dude open. yeah, i know black load. it's pretty good video. what are those? no, he was very aware of what those were i wonder if casper's looking forward to doing a hundred percent speed run of this anytime soon yeah, he's only got 24 hours. he's got to do the whole thing. see you in a week, bro like enjoy donating to greed a million times. yeah, that is pretty wild edmond said slow the greed mode down the other day or something like that. i don't whoo
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v w sp yep mg 4e mg 4e? i think that's a real donation machine mg 4e metal gear forever it's a real donation machine i don't know what's up there i wonder what that button is gonna give you seated guys because you can't even get donation machines in a seat i don't think button in the curse room
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i see the shovel guys, but is it worth? will it blend? that guy's still around doing his dream living his passion. i wonder how many models of that blender he's gone through by now. you ever just throw like fucking diamonds in it like ten thousand dollars worth of diamonds which is probably like four tiny diamonds, but i bet they wouldn't blend i would be surprised if they blended. i bet they would get a little uh get a little scuffed up, but
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i wonder if they patched that if you killed him more than once you only got two coins and it wasn't only two coins guys it started out at 15 then it dropped a seven then it went down to four and then it went down to two and it stuck was stuck at two it's like halved every time or something yeah, maybe your luck determines how much you can put in maximum and then if you do them over again it halves that every time that's what i was thinking, but i have not tested this very well
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holy bombs! why? why? this is better. i got nails in cricket's head. more bombs! oh, and holy tears. i wonder if this is my last reroll. i don't think i can reroll anymore. i feel like i'm playing resident evil and there's people staying on the edge of the walls just throwing dynamite down at me. i guess i could reroll these, maybe a battery. yeah! yeah, if your d100 starts getting real shitty, just stick with it because it gets better on the other end. whoa! what are ya?
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i'm just thinking about using it to like open up a chest in a mob trap room and then be like you know what nah i'll just leave instead the real trick is that i just hated the first key piece we got so i rerolled it into a better key piece well, you know what though if you can't see your items and you pick up soy milk and it ruins your run and you could go back in time and not have soy milk anymore, so that's pretty good. that is true that is true. i wonder if the drops from like a red chest would be the same every time you open it
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is that because of your graphics card that you changed that? no, it's um... i actually accidentally left it on 1080 once. and it just worked. and people were like, wow, it looks really clear today. and i was like, well, that's weird. i wonder why. if we ever encounter some latency, we can put it down to 720, but we'll see. oh, it was a retro vision joke. i see. i see. now i got a little too bent out of shape. i took a personally, i apologize.
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we have beaten megasaden and hush. it was... strange. dang, i wonder if i would have made it. i'll never know. all it took was the most incredible reroll of all time. you're doing okay? cool! i guess we should run some ads and then play some tower climb. alright, sounds good to me. see you shortly!
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so what? i can see a giant v on the internet anytime i want. just go to your mom's bedroom. hey o! oh, hi! that's not cool! i wonder if that's actually a url at yourmomsbedroom.com. it's guaranteed. oh, guaranteed. and it's so gross. it's got a live feed of your mom's bedroom every day. it's like ed tv.
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it's the new what happened to the old skype? everyone has hated it forever. oh yeah, it got ads. yeah, that was like, people were pretty displeased about that. yeah. i wonder why they did that. so they can make money, that was the answer. yeah, probably so they could make money, is my guess.
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you know, open it up and get unlimited clean water anytime i want for like a fraction of a cent per liter. i'm not sure what those two things have to do with each other. it's get with the times, grandpa! oh, i'm joking. i do, you know, hand drawn animation is something else for sure. i wonder if i'm ever gonna like fight this boss or what. like, this run is actually horrible.
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slime shoes, slime like shirt. does it go pfft when you walk? not gonna touch that one at all. i keep getting juggles in this playlist. or in this game. yeah right? i don't know if i deserve them. i keep getting juggalos in this playlist. yeah that too. i just wanna rap. canadian cannabis. i wonder if there's a lot of canadian juggalos. i've met a couple. nothing wrong with it. are they cool people? no.
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all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once.
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can't even kill the knights because the the magnet makes them face me when i shoot it. they're behind them their heads i'd have to probably shoot them for the front and then it would flip them around. this is so bad hush left hand god damn wrong think i care. i got a second small rock in this one run that is strange that's really weird. i wonder if they stack. i hope so because you could do diplopia them, right? oh
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you know, never rule anything out. i'll keep that in mind. yeah. alright, so, quick flash. i guess... how do we play this again? jackbox. yeah. and i guess i'll just get the stream up. my webcam's all glittery. i'm sorry guys, i didn't see that. you get glitter on your webcam? eh, it's all doing the flickery thing like the... chroma's not quite right again. oh, that's not good. i wonder why it's changed. i didn't change anything. maybe the lighting's changed in your room.
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you're gonna like the way you poop. i guarantee it. i just got an ad for benefibers, so... well, there you go. i'm gonna release the kraken real quick. i'll be right back. thank you for the three months, ashvogel! appreciate that, resub. if it's number two, i wonder what you call it then. it's like cthulhu? oh, you're dropping bombs. butt bombs. mm hmm. that makes sense. alright, that's acceptable.
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i was like, i don't practice at home. school's the only time that i actually play my violin and practice. i'm not bad at it, but i don't have enough money to own my violin that i've been renting for years. like there's just no reason for me to have this anymore. and i just gave it up. i wonder if i can still read music even. did you do stuff in orchestra or was it more just like a solo thing? orchestra. yeah, orchestra. the whole shebang.
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he's a little greedy though. well, he is like the actually he's a little green. he's a tiny little green. we gucci we're good. okay? okay. yeah, the gooch levels are up there. hmm. we roll that son of a bitch d10. no, thank you what a fantastic item the d10. oh, those are my coins. sorry bumbo i need two more and then you can take the rest. i'm gonna take the coins man i wonder if you double your bumbo if the doubled one is
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always. um, is there a nose and trinket in here, right? yeah, okay. alright, let's fight. bumbo, you keep giving me hp upgrades on the cheap. you can have your coins here. this run's pretty good. oh, and i started a run after having won that last run and did not have eden's blessing give me a free item, so, you know, if we were wondering about that, you don't have to wonder anymore. well, yours wasn't seeded anyway, right? yeah. so your eden's blessing should be gone regardless. yep.
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you find any vulnerability in a new yorker, you're gonna have a handful of freaking mixtapes before you can freaking blink. that's actually so true. taking your photo with a naked cowboy. oh! i wonder if he's still naked. and a cow. what if he's got mixtape? yeah, problem. naked cowboy mixtapes. smells like cowboys in here.
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i wonder how they did that. do you think they did it like the breaking bad thing where they filled up the tanker of maple syrup with like, no, that's molasses. oh my god, they were draining it? the reynolds number of maple syrup would never allow that to be time efficient, you know? yeah, i think canadians keep a tighter schedule than that train did. opa, soronghe. there was a maple syrup train robbery in canada? yes. that happens all the time, man.
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i have to wonder exactly what would have happened if she didn't move that baby. i'm very curious as well. was he going did he commit? like, was he like, well, i mean, i'm hungry and there is this baby here. horse doesn't know, man. yeah. it's just a different consistency, baby, i mean, than hay. so, like, i think they would get it pretty quickly. you would think, but, you know, it's like sharks, you know, it's the experiment. yeah, no, it is like sharks. you're right about that. yeah, horses are very much like sharks. they'll eat anything.
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i think it's shit talking throwing shade on somebody disrespecting a person stepping into their light stealing their sunshine there you go you're getting closer i find that most uh phenomenon can be described by the title of a len song len song yeah i exist virus hell of a run right here does this key buddy ever give you good stuff no right he looks pretty bad he's eating like a lot of keys i really need those but i never picked him up before so i thought i'd give him a try i wonder if he just never pays out at all
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