Quotes about “women”
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cheesecake is not amazing. nick needs to shut the fuck up with that elitist tool. you guys are too much. i resent that desserts get the treatment of like ads where women go like oh my god it's so indulged like i want to see like potato chip ads like that because that's how i feel when i eat like some all dressed ruffles is like this shit is awesome, but if the all dressed ruffles are always like
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1271.440
he adopted you. yeah, he's adopted you. that is precisely correct. i got nothing against him. what? oh, go ahead. i took a picture of this store when i was in this shopping mall and the sign, it was called swamp. okay, yeah. i mean that's the name of, it was a women's clothing store named swamp. does that strike you as odd? yes. i mean it had to be done that we had to edit shrek into the whole thing but that was taken care of right away.
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this is how i feel half of my lilith runs go. you know that joke about like, well you know women live longer than men but men want to die earlier or something like that. you know it's a joke. it's like the movie titanic or something. similar yeah. this is that run and lilith is that character.
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i was a little surprised you said it, because that one got my flag up a little too. is it? it's a rudeness? you know, it's like calling somebody a wolf. i don't know, what does that mean, calling somebody a wolf? they like women in a way that's maybe a little bit more than is average. that's mean. alright, brimstone. oh, brimstone monstro's long works.
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3691.240
have you guys heard of the wolf? no, not that one. and not the wall street one either, just like the 1950s term for when somebody likes women too much.
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6938.020
just because our news stories are horrifying and traumatic doesn't mean you have to remind us. god. it's like that... is it donald glover that does that bit that's like, uh... you know, men say that women are crazy, but when men go crazy, women are scared. it's like the canadian bit is like, our news stories are like, we're too polite, but the american news stories are scary, man. yeah. alright. we should play... we should play this, and then we should play brawlhalla. alright.
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10091.720
cool name. his name is karlor. he did something with fucking, right? he can fuck anything. yeah, and he will. and has. and has. women, men, angels, demons. oh. oh my god, the combo.
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2487.000
there is so you start out with the baseline which is these three women are talking about like what they like in a man and then the first one's like i want someone who can be my best friend and the other ones like i want someone who has a good sense of humor and then the third one chimes in with something ridiculously nihilistic and then that's just how the sketch progresses and then they give her a
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2690.060
that's the townie principle. yeah, but how can you know who you are if you've never been in a fight with somebody? is that like a fight club quote? kind of. we're selling rich women their fat asses back to them again. kate has seen fight club twice and she fell asleep both times. that's unfortunate. i was like, you know, i'm not as into fight club as a lot of people are, but it's pretty good.
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i said they had no honor earlier, but at the same time it sounds like they really do. how do you know that they love their families? i mean they could have had like a really bad relationship. they made a pact with all the other all the other families. little girls. what? i only heard little girls. that's all i heard! little ninjas. what? like a 90s cartoon show or something? these are the final words to little women. you uncultured scum with the...
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i gotta stop hitting right bumper. i gotta like disable my right bumper. controller. don't mind me, i'm just fluttering. when women take their panties off to throw on stage, how do they get them off in public? take an extra pair of panties to the venue. they expect to do this ahead of time. well, you know. i suppose. there's never something. it's not the kind of thing you just do spontaneously, nick. it's not? i thought it was the ultimate act of spontaneity. i mean, if you're wearing a skirt, then it's pretty easy.
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6479.200
you know, women have that weird magical power where they can somehow phase the bra through their clothes and pull it out. they can. i've seen some. it's almost like they've worn one every day for like their entire post you best in lives. almost. oh, that was a good throw too. awwww. alright. well, freak out lingon if anyone wants it. yeah, i'm a little mallard. nobody wants it though. i'm doing squats. i don't work out. watching my figure. box exploded.
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7852.760
hey there, brett. i see you looking down. don't want to see my little buddy down with a frown. just because you gave more women than you. that's only because they don't know you're that guy. down with a frown, building dead in the ground. i'll show you a weedy and kind of shy, but some girl lay out there must be needed for a weedy, shy guy. i just like what you mean, the world. it's a flight of the conchords.
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1976.000
we like real women because they got more ass than the models have. in what world, what tax bracket do you have to be in that that's a problem? it's a commentary on the way that we've sort of fetishized slimness. oh, i see. so he's actually, he's being body positive by saying that. unless you're a model, in which case he doesn't like you as much as a regular person. i think even some models would agree that their standards are a little wild.
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and it was because... that he's gonna have his period. his mom... this is gross by the way. it's cause his mom... of course it is. threw like her used tampon into the garbage. but like didn't... i'm not trying to shame women with tampon. the dream! that's a goal. yes!
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9051.820
the night skaggs was closer. yeah, matt skaggs. he's been practicing with fox. i believe that. all right, you ready? we got another sudden death. we can do this team. i just enjoyed rocking socks playing this. is this the hole where we reset back to one again and then have to wait for two minutes? oh, i think so. name something that some women's lives seem to revolve around. wow. wow.
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9076.880
wow. come on. hey, who's gonna say shopping? my wife. this is a steve harvey question. this is what this is. steve harwell question. women! women like this. well, we come to the mall, man. men be like this. well, steve, i don't know if we should go to the mall. oh, i didn't even answer that one. i just let the time run out rather than out myself as the sexist i am. they said television.
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i think he's gonna go away forever something you might do that would cause you to sweat a lot yes, 100 men name something women do a lot of that starts with the letter c complaining something about yourself you'd hate to be told is bad my smell with your eyes closed name a zoo animal you could recognize just from the smell what the fuck i
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we asked 100 men, name something women do a lot of that starts with the letter c. something women do a lot of that starts with the letter c. oh, the sexist answer is probably cleaning. oh fuck! that's way worse than mine. name something about yourself you'd hate to be told is bad. your personality. your smell.
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nice, yeah. my dad had a taurus. he had like a 98 ford taurus. was that the bubble one? it was the bubble one. what color? that green? candy apple red. yeah, you're right though. that green was everywhere. yeah. i mean, i like my cars like i like my women.
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