Quotes about “womb”
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3096.920
you can't be friends with this guy. only the cool people can add. wait, i'm coming in. i'm sorry. wait, maybe i opened the game and it said, are you lucky? and i said yes, and then it flipped a coin and it shut the game off. yeah. wait, mine didn't do that. yeah, i was really unlucky here. i'm just fucking with you. yay! you gotta come out of your womb. what are you? what are we? whoa, guys, what's going on in here? this is crazy. it's crazy in here. oh, hats. oh, we don't we're too poor.
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here we go. imagine how much money you could win grandpa. whoa. wait. oh, okay. okay. i guess i'll be on discord. wait, can you hear me? i can hear you well. yeah. what the heck? can you hear me? i can hear you perfectly. you saw where you guys. oh, you gotta come out of your womb. what are you? what are we? whoa, guys, what's going on in here? this is crazy. it's crazy in here. oh, hats.
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this is fair if she was absorbed by her twin in utero. okay. and when i asked for a separate womb, it was late week nine and we'd been thriving in goo. oh shit, this is fucking awesome. but if i'd known how that would sound to you, i would have stayed in your head
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1612.820
that's bullshit. fuck it bro. we should oh, it was boom fly. nevermind. we should reroll these and try to get some fucking health. fuck you. why are you talking about the game? you have to lock in on on the womb. and then you get a couple of good items and you steamroll the rest. it's that simple. cause like one more hit puts us one hit away. that's scary. i don't wanna i don't wanna have that evil on me. i'm supposed to record this game after the stream. apollo, are you still here? is matthew stafford deadass gonna win mvp even though drake may deserves it?
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0.300
gamers, we are back. i have some terrible news. i'm on a zero streak. i didn't know what to do with the end of stream today. i did two isaac runs. first run, easy, no sweat. second run, what? what do you mean i shouldn't take a deal with the devil on four health, go down to two health and then walk into a room on the womb that kills you as soon as you walk in? there's literally nothing i could do, dude, but i'm having a good time. i'm having a good time even though i said doo doo.
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3599.220
gold line makes them for curling tail. oh, broom, jumping the broom. we went through this. when i shoot the moon, i jump the broom like a preemie out the womb. my partner yelling too soon, don't do it. reconsider, read some litter, chore on the subject, you sure? fuck it. i always forgot because that's why we did a whole thing where i asked you what does he mean when he says jump the broom.
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45.680
10k hours still losing? okay, you got 10k hours like in your mom's womb and you still don't appreciate the beauty of life. like we're all fucking victims of our own idiocy, man. at least i recognize my own hypocrisy. no, i don't. you fucking might. i don't know. what's 24 times 300? i guess it's not 10,000. but it's pretty close. it's pretty close, man. too many fucking items that don't fucking do anything.
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i'm just going to be honest with you. i think that probably i'm more invited to weddings where they don't jump over the broom. they put the broom on like a stand and then they, you, you limbo under the broom. if i had to guess like a preemie out the womb, my partner yelling too soon, don't do it. i like the imagery, the imagery of a, of a premature baby screaming too soon. put me back in.
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2225.020
go again. they didn't even put subtitles because they're like no one's gonna click on that one. i mean this would be crazy. no, they're gonna be like yeah you have to die. you have to die because you have a... you have a claimant to the throne in your womb. you've gotta go. yep. you were executed by five oxen. that's even worse than five horses man.
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3249.860
stupid stupid stupid. they didn't even translate it for me. i mean this would be crazy. no they're gonna be like, yeah you have to die. you have to die because you have a... you have a claimant to the throne in your womb. you've gotta go. yep. you were executed by five oxen. that's even worse than five horses man.
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