Quotes about “wolf haircut”
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broccoli cut son or wolf cut daughter? these questions are ignorant. as someone with a kid, these questions are ignorant. these are the questions of the r slash child free generation. it's not even a question. they'll get whatever haircut they want. i don't have control over that. what do i care? am i going to be mad if my 16 year old son has a broccoli haircut? it's none of my business, quite frankly. plus, my kid's going to be 16 and like, it'll be damn near 2040, man.
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i don't know what the fucking culture is going to look like in 2040. maybe the broccoli cut and the wolf cut will be inverted. right now the broccoli cut is regrettable and the wolf cut is kind of based, but that could flip in, you know, the next 12 years. things invert like that all the time. when i was 14 i had a bad haircut i wished my parents intervened. yeah, that's a luxury. what the hell is that, man? you have the luxury of saying that as an adult, but if they said you can't have that haircut as a kid, what would your reaction have been?
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it's a pretty eventful day in this town that has like eight citizens. six bodies discovered on the outskirts of town, four fatal wolf attacks. it was really hell in the medieval era. i don't even know who you are, the lance armstrong head ass haircut. 150 ability points though.
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