Quotes about “windshield”
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3649.240
alright, um, nick, name an auto part that people often have replaced. let's try windshield wipers. wind. shield. wipers. that is an x. really? yeah. they try and sell them to me every time. yeah, right. thank you very much for the subscription, fox. name an auto part that people often have replaced. uh, muffler? muffler. good answer, good answer. sensible answer. no, that's an x. fox. maybe the windshield. maybe the sub as well.
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3680.360
how often do you have your windshield replaced? i don't know, i'm trying to think like i'm not gonna say the fucking engine or anything here. i'm gonna say the oil. no, no, that's not a part. that's a try air filter. it's a consumable oils apart! if it's in yeah, because it's consumable, mister.
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3698.240
you don't say the gasoline is a part of it? i think air filter would have worked. johnny castle, thank you very much for the resub as well. look, okay, nobody got any points there except me, so you can all shut it as far as i'm concerned. well, you got to go first. spark plugs. spark plugs was number two. spark plugs. yeah, i guess that works. battery. oh, okay, yeah. yeah, battery's also quite valid. brakes. oh, of course. yeah, makes sense. probably lower than windshield wipers, though. headlights?
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2415.960
of my own ignorance. that's really funny actually. i got a subscription from nl missed my subscription so i wanted to not miss that second one. yeah. i always thought it was for like logging trucks honestly because i have heard stories you know like the world's worst case final destination style scenario. following behind a logging truck log pops off and just falls on your card goes through your windshield and kills you right?
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5727.380
people making jokes like that will always catch me off guard so i never know what the hell they're talking about. in my head i was like what the fuck is a 32 window? everybody makes jokes like that. i don't want a car with 32 windows maybe like four and then a windshield and a rear window. that's like, that's fine by me. that's like the dad at a restaurant who's like well you can just give it to me for free right? yeah.
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9494.880
yeah, he could he's gonna stick his head out the window cuz there's no windshield he's also just a floating head inside of an ambulance the dust the emergency i suppose did i win? yeah, you're still going like amazingly can i get some chinese food
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6958.520
i feel if i got my shoe shined at an airport, it's like, i know it's their job, but i feel it's almost degrading to the person. yeah, it's kinda like the guy that comes up and watches your windshield without asking you and then wants money. any guy that i see getting it done, i'm like, that guy looks like an asshole. yeah, especially if you're like reading a newspaper when it happens. yeah, yeah, at least have a conversation with the guy. don't reply to them when they talk to you. just like pretend they're not there.
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6771.160
yeah, he had sex with him and his wife and they became good friends afterwards. that's a nice ending. yeah, a little wrong with the wee bit of doggin'. so, but, uh... anyway, he gets out of the car at the end and just like dives on the dude's windshield and smashes it in with his fist! whoa! and then the dude, yeah, and then the dude, you know, drives away and the guy falls off. that's nuts! he hit it with his fist and it broke? you know how hard those things are?
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3839.880
prove to me that he's well at least he's not smearing the flowers on your windshield and then offering a what if you you know nothing about this man? except that he sells flowers on the side of the road. and yet you just wonder him. yeah but why exactly? what do you want to slander him? i raised a question about his existence and i'm a bad guy. well you are a bad guy. an asshole. everybody else is just he's a saint! just let him buy his trade. he's the homeless man with the golden voice from that reddit thread.
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8545.580
i don't understand. i mean, i guess she put the ticket on my windshield, but she didn't like keep me there don't they operate the the lifting of the arm to let you in this one? i was there a total i don't know and then you pay for parking and then you drive out but you don't have to put like a slip in the thing to get the arm to raise. mm hmm
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2816.540
also, someone in chat said, did you know that the inventor of the mouse wheel made no money because an american company stole it? that sounds like us. that's actually like the history of technology until 1995. the whole thing was the windshield wiper, right? that started the, there was like a documentary about that, that got ripped off this small inventor. i do not know, but i believe it. i think he spent his whole life trying to make money off of the windshield wiper when everyone around him was making millions.
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10629.840
i thought they'd drag people back if they uh you know they escape the cycle of poverty. i found a guy ripping the windshield wipers off his car i don't know what's going on there. dude i think this is like there's the part of the uk that is still being afflicted by 28 days later is rage fires. like something's just not quite right. okay chat where is this city? i swear to god if you give me the middle finger dude.
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555.580
and all of a sudden you're making your knuckles bloody against a car windshield. well i think it's because i think tequila sneaks up on you because of the mystique associated with tequila. like i think when if your friend goes, hey you want to get a shot? you go yeah sure what do you want like a whiskey or something? you go not tequila. your brain flips the switch and as soon as you say yes you're entering a verbal contract to go crazy.
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