Quotes about “wife's switch”
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they're like, one's in the uk, one's in the us, they meet at summer camp, he's the dad. the parent trap! the parent trap with lindsay lowe and he's the dad! and i was just like, they switch. and then the new fiance of quaid in that movie looks identical to the girl from mad men. like, i'm like, is that the girl from mad men? and my wife's like, no, this movie is like 10, 15 years ago. i'm like,
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is this... i know it's a pokemon, okay? because i do still play pokemon go. and by play pokemon go, i mean open my phone while i'm walking around outside. let me get a jinx switch. but like, i don't understand the context, i suppose. stand still first. let's regen a little bit. it's pokemon go timed... oh, timed research. i don't really mess around with that stuff. that's more my wife's domain. sure, i'll take an insane bet.
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there's no chance i'm gonna make my ass fucking clayface or something like that. anyway, so apparently suica game is now available on the english eshop, but what's very funny is i literally just went up to my wife's office and yoinked her nintendo switch where she bought the japanese version.
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like if i just held up my nintendo switch and like opened my mouth really wide it would probably get reposted 15,000 times a day. wait, what's this mean? you know like, my wife's boyfriend bought me a nintendo switch! okay. what the creepy doll in the antique store is trying to tell you with its eyes. i need a new soon to be gusher replacement or i got a wood stiffy.
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but like, oh fuck you man, i full screen the damn game. i'm like, okay restart me. harambe, right? no motherfucker, real shit! not fake shit, i don't work at the cincinnati zoo. i'm not concerned about... i wish that the monkey was still alive but like that doesn't really have a personal impact on me. hey hang on, my wife's talking to me so... whoa whoa whoa, okay. oh i saw, i saw nintendo delayed pre order date for switch 2 due to tariffs but canadians didn't get interrupted.
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mostly just want to remove a curse that's been annoying me. we do have one more shop coming up, right? yeah, we got a second shop. so i don't think we have to shell out if anything i got to think about this. sorry i thought i heard a baby crying, but i think my wife's playing a switch game or something like that also, we don't we wouldn't have a baby in our house so you don't have to be monkas about that my kid is five now is what i'm trying to say not a baby. i'm the the gradient from
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so we can get out of the game chat. let's get one more in the game share. maybe they'll show up this time. justin. i know you want it man, but it sounds like they just lied. alright, i'm gonna end my game share session. okay, we're ending game share session. plug my wife's controllers back into her switch, swap my switch onto the dock, take my controllers off. i don't understand, but... my game just got louder when i left the game chat. did anyone else notice that? that's so weird.
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let's go! the posts all said, when my wife's boyfriend buys me a nintendo switch. and i said, you know what? i don't need to be on this platform. i didn't come here just to be bullied. i came here to get served fake news with a heavy bias. that's a good joke. yeah, really original. it crushes on the image boards. so then i said, when my wife's boyfriend buys me a nintendo switch. spin me. right round, baby! that's it wobbled. it wobbled.
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if you think this is bad, by the way, i mean me trying to get my nintendo switch set up, i can now tell you the truth, okay? my nintendo switch was not charged since i got back from korea and japan. so that already, it was on like zero life when i turned it on and i was like, oh god, this is a disaster. so then i got my wife's switch and i tried to sign in as myself, but it was like, you need your nintendo account password.
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now we gotta switch it up slightly don't remember how does the tune go during this part? oh jesus! my wife's got a yellow moon on discord. what am i supposed to do? i saw her in and i saw her see
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