Quotes about “wife switch”
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4356.940
we might have one switch and we might have four switches. i don't know. if we have four switches, it's one for me, it's one for my wife, it's one for our friend who was part of the midnight drop, and then it's probably one for apollo because he wasn't able to get one because you guys were all trying to... those of you shaming me for having a backup order for my nintendo switch 2 were also just shaming me because it increased your chances of getting a backup for your nintendo switch 2.
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3459.72
they're like, one's in the uk, one's in the us, they meet at summer camp, he's the dad. the parent trap! the parent trap with lindsay lowe and he's the dad! and i was just like, they switch. and then the new fiance of quaid in that movie looks identical to the girl from mad men. like, i'm like, is that the girl from mad men? and my wife's like, no, this movie is like 10, 15 years ago. i'm like,
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10461.080
one more yeah, it's aberdeen. yeah one more, but it's got to be a speed katniss ever because i need to finish things on wednesday in a timely fashion so my wife can stream before her rehearsals normal mode alright i'm i'm blue team and shit sorry hmm. yeah, we can switch if you want oh
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2645.34
the only reason i know about it is because my wife watches a korean streamer and i was like, hey, this game looks like 60 seconds. and she was like, it is like 60 seconds. and that's where we are now. so now, i mean, this is, i'm not going to say a north american exclusive, but i'm just, i'm just telling you, it's not, it's not on steam. it's not on itch. it's not on a good games done fast.net. it's on the nintendo switch.
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2530.64
is this... i know it's a pokemon, okay? because i do still play pokemon go. and by play pokemon go, i mean open my phone while i'm walking around outside. let me get a jinx switch. but like, i don't understand the context, i suppose. stand still first. let's regen a little bit. it's pokemon go timed... oh, timed research. i don't really mess around with that stuff. that's more my wife's domain. sure, i'll take an insane bet.
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1743.12
he's so good. this is a great episode, the grimy episode. cloudy, cloudy, help. this is the pond where i grew up. the pond where i had my first crush and bought my first nintendo switch. and now these hoomans, they are invading our lands with their tents and fires. do you even know how flammable trees are? i had to hide my wife, hide my kids. please scare them off, cloudy. you don't need to come and confess. they're looking for you. we're going to find you. you're our only hope. ribbit.
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there's no chance i'm gonna make my ass fucking clayface or something like that. anyway, so apparently suica game is now available on the english eshop, but what's very funny is i literally just went up to my wife's office and yoinked her nintendo switch where she bought the japanese version.
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1342.38
how do they even make this dude? this seems like a huge safety risk. what if they need to go like clear out a pin jam or something like that? this shit is looking like the back rooms. yeah, i'm hip. my wife keeps me current. i know all sorts of new media. watch this. it's actually the greatest shot in switch sports bowling history. it's probably the most beautiful shot that's ever been done. now get ready for the psycho lane where we double gutter. here we go, we're watching fan of cucci.
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8470.540
i guess so. it was either that, like i already got the fucker in the box that the tv goes in without bending the glass. so like, they had me bent over a barrel. i want to send my wife a message to see if she's streaming but i hear her one floor above me clapping her hands. does she understand your jokes? i code switch some of my humor from stream to my wife. kate's not a huge fan of the dennis miller style jokes for sure.
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like if i just held up my nintendo switch and like opened my mouth really wide it would probably get reposted 15,000 times a day. wait, what's this mean? you know like, my wife's boyfriend bought me a nintendo switch! okay. what the creepy doll in the antique store is trying to tell you with its eyes. i need a new soon to be gusher replacement or i got a wood stiffy.
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