Quotes about “wife disarmed”
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oh, you know, i was originally almost wore jeans today, but then my wife reminded me it was tennis night. and they're all like, oh, they're instantly like disarmed. they're like, this guy's married. somebody else intertwined their entire life with his. so he's like he's disarmed instantly. otherwise, it might be like, who's this fucking bald golem type figure in our tennis class? everybody else is just, you know, talking and he's doing the wind sprints from the cable guy.
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