Quotes about “why would they order something”
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good job. but what, like... why didn't you just ask for a to go? i did! it was a to go order! they gave me paper bags! rob, something doesn't feel right here. i was as shocked as you seem to be. i don't know how... you would think that bag would be in the vocabulary for a mcdonald's worker, right? but you asked for a to go, and she didn't give you any... did she give you the tray?
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if they added roguelike elements to super meat boy, i would do it. 600 part let's play. i was just saying that earlier today, i was like, man, if they had like a race mode, like an endless race where it just generates little like level nuggets and puts them together in random order, it would be the ultimate game. i don't know why, but that felt vaguely racist when you said it. what? level nuggets? i don't know why. oh my god. it sounds like something you could use as like a pejorative term. a pejor like a pajama term.
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kind of overwhelmingly on twitter right now they're saying why would i pay more for an alpha or beta release? but you know what about how does this change if let's say it's not steam early access let's say it's something like kickstarter like your kickstarting shovel knight or i think risk of rain does it to? wear $10 extra or like $15 gets you a pre order of the game when it comes out 25 gives you access to the beta people a lot of people have you know gone for those tears and
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i appreciate that. we got the d20, we'll do something with it. they announced a rock band 4. i'm very much one of those guys who's like, don't pre order things. why would you pre order things? i don't follow my own rule. sometimes i do pre order digital downloads if they offer a preload. it's a bad consumer second practice, i'll admit.
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3573.080
because they make the dough out of sawdust. something's not right. i mean, like, i used to go to fresh slice more often. and i remember they would always advertise that their pizza is healthier. so they'd be like, look at our competitors pizza, a slice of their pizzas like 310 calories and a slice of ours 290 calories. i never got pizza by the slice places. like why wouldn't i just order a whole pizza? because you're out on the street, bro.
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oh, i thought maybe the parents just signed or something. but you would like go to school, you would eat lunch, and then after that lunch you wouldn't eat, and when school ended you stayed there overnight and then like the next afternoon they order pizzas for everybody. that sounds awesome. yeah. in theory i suppose you could be like sneaking granola bars and handfuls of peanuts but like it's all the school administration doesn't care. it's not like it's a crime. it's a fundraiser. why wouldn't you eat that though?
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she didn't really? like it was just like she was just kind of massaging a dead octopus. why was it dead? i you know it would be animal cruelty to do it to a living octopus, right? yeah, i mean that's that's probably part of it. why don't you just like order some sushi or something? i don't think they give you a full octopus when you order sushi. you should order tacos instead.
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to fix something for you, it's always gonna cost like an order of magnitude more than it would cost to fix it yourself. like your ass didn't want to fix it yourself, that's why you called somebody. they don't want to fix your car either. that's why they're charging you, you know, what the market will bear. i installed the windows in my house and saved like seven grand. like that's crazy.
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yeah, it's a chagrille tarantula. it looks like they just hit it with something and then put it on the burger. it's just like in a bag with a desiccant next thing. it looked very stupid. yeah, that's terrible. that's some like shock value restaurant. yeah, i don't know why you would have... who's gonna order the spider burger? i don't want to meet that person. adventurous eaters. bear grylls. yeah, maybe he loves spider grylls.
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oh, you caught me. i would get tired of seeding you though if i knew who you were. yeah, they had a lot of turnover in this particular place, thankfully, so we never really run into... no! i was gonna grab one of you. well, why do you think i didn't want to let that happen? i was gonna grab you. it's gonna abra abra kadabra. you're gonna say that was such a big deal. i've done that too, like it's not... oh yeah, there's no contract that you have to like order something as soon as you sit down at a restaurant, i think.
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