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my favorite jeff's is the time he made homemade hummus and he's like i don't have anything to dip in it so he bought a loaf of bread and just ate it. he ate like an entire loaf of wonder bread. oh, wait, that's okay why would you if you're gonna go buy things then buy the pita at least or some flour? it's not that hard to make pita by the pita and then you eat us. i'm gonna make his own pita rob it's fucking it's flour and butter and then you fry it. that's all it is. oh
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should have a stamp in the corner. what are edmond designed the room that just has no enemies and a single button and if you press it there's a 50% chance you get a spirit heart. that's an edmond room. room. tyrone's rooms are every single room with enemies in it. edmond's like, maybe we should do something nice for the players and tyrone's like, little bitch. why would you say that? you gotta punish the players. make more dlc, edmond. i need another, you know, uh, bmw this year.
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i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good.
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i don't trust your little oh, okay. i tried to jump too. apparently what young was doing was just like he would tip like crazy like nick said and he would actually like drink there all night which already that's probably why do they have drinks at the cheesecake factory apparently and then he would like literally tip his bartender like 25 grand yeah come on damn you know we can make like a
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man, i love this pokemon. kate has these like black market pokemon cards. oh don't even, i might get arrested. that like her mom bought her like 15 years ago and the pokemon on those have like 800,000 hp. that doesn't sound right. because i think they just they were like well if we're gonna trick parents why would they buy a pokemon card that has a hundred hp? we can make it have like two million. that makes sense.
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why would you do that? why would you make me hype and then you just don't like ultra sleeve a shitty diglett and tangela? apparently i put in my best sleeves, i put a diglett and a tangela. that's pretty good. are they holographic? that's worth 200 maps. dan would put his diglett in a sleeve. he does every night basically. oh! oh! legendary gland! wrath edge! goat head baby!
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to the people around him. i would give you the assist every time to make you feel good about your life. what are you talk are you yeah, you definitely got that goal. i did! i caught an assist point! it wasn't that incredible shot! i caught an assist! i got the assist! hey, i'm walking to you! oh, even the guy in chat said great pass. sure. it's not like it was an otherworldly shot. it was a great pass. well, okay, why don't you score this one? because that guy over there i tried. you can't
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what happened to the yolk? why wouldn't there be yolk in the yolk? look, i'm not saying it's not there. i'm just saying you gotta you can't make assumptions about eggs. i'm done talking about the eggs with you. alright, alright. this shot was amazing. alright, alright. it's like a fucking cruise missile. boop! that was really good. raw egg is purest egg. yeah? i would agree with that. yeah, you wanna slurp a raw egg in your mouth? that's not that's a begging question, nick. oh. it's a fallacy. that's a logical fallacy. the jimmy fallon sy. i hate egg guys.
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what if he has a great rebuttal that we'll never know? his rebuttal was that he doesn't want to get sick. like, it's your germs! he doesn't want to get sick?! what does that mean?! that doesn't make any sense. he's full of baloney. what else could possibly be the case? oh, there's a little... that orange juice on the bottom of this cup is like 30 seconds old, so i can't uh... yeah, that might be... it's all sick? it's not... it's not... it might be indoctrinated with diseases. i don't even understand why he would say that at all.
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yeah, maybe it's about time. i mean, it's not like an entitlement based society at all. we should have entertainment when we shop for food too. i agree. that's why it's great at walmart. they've got, like, tvs everywhere playing commercials while you walk around. that's entertainment. because that would just... it would make me so much angrier if he, like, ate half of a sandwich with four different kinds of meat on it and was like, this fucking sucks. i would actually...
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like, sure, you're just like a bandwagon fan. you're not like a true fan, like girdle poo. there's actually a whole bunch of people that lost their subscription combos just because of a glitch on twitch, so... michael alfox is not from hungary, so... he's got some explaining to do. i see you read that email as well, okay. if michael alfox was from budapest, i would have more sympathy for him. but he is not. why? what do you have against budapest? i got nothing against budapest. his explanation would make itself.
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yeah, but he would probably not do that stuff to be with us. he does love carball. akamasamune! thank you very much for the subscription. much appreciated. akamasamune, that's a cool name. is that like wayne's world? come on, i wanna lay ya. what do you wanna play? you know, that's why you chose the right person to subscribe to, because i'm not gonna make fun of your namesake. i, uh, it's like, make fun of the ones we love.
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oh, damn. i wasn't gonna hit it anyway. yeah, i was off off kilter, but that could have been a... make that just go in. yes! that was high as hell. some easy money. wow, did you hit it off my ass there somehow? no you didn't because i would have gotten the cyst. but you were looking at my ass while you were doing it. i always am. that's why i wore a thong. watch you look. oh, that's...
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actually, why has no one ever done that? like make a make like a daycare slash retirement home? like that would you would probably make a lot of that. is it because it's like slave labor? well i'm not saying the kids are gonna be the ones taking care of the old people. no, i thought it was the other way around. i thought you put the old people in charge of the kids. oh yeah! and then just say you can live here. i guess maybe that would be enough. i mean that would be yeah, i'm sure they'd be down for that. put the kids in charge of handing out the medicines to the old people. oh no.
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and you roll. and you good. i'm just gonna assume this leather gear is better than what i have on right now. it looks worse and also heavier. why am i putting this on? nick, people in chat are asking, they're raising a good point, which is, why would they ever make a 101 dalmatians pokemon game when they're all dalmatians? you gotta catch all the different dalmatians. but they're not different, though. i mean, it's like one dalmatian's the same, right? the same as what? every other dalmatian, basically.
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add infinite um yeah, i would like a button that says that on my ad run thing just play ads infinite um all right one say i gotta get gotta get an x invite here, but my mouse pointer is gone now it's back now. we accept the invite probably been living under a rock my whole life but can you tell me what this game is called? this is 20xx? i'll go make don't let me do the tutorial again. you don't have to do this tutorial. don't do it nick they're gonna make me do the tutorial why oh
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why would i cheat in rank like 8000th on the daily but yeah it's like... it's really dumb the community has to make you worry about that shit. i don't care about it, i'll mod the hell out of it if i feel like it but i have not seen one that was that compelling. i mean the one you talked about is cool. i just haven't bothered.
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that would make way too much sense. how do i switch back once i don't want to? i have to put it in this spot, eh? oh, okay. what are you doing? i picked up an artillery shell. alright, i picked up the artillery shell. let's go. you gotta take the artillery shell back to the artillery cannon. ah, that makes a lot more sense, yeah. oh, i see. there's a little conveyor belt. i just really want to cap you, i don't know why. you really shouldn't, that'd be very rude. oh god, there's a laser!
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