Quotes about “why my cum in my hand”
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yeah, they can't be somebody too recognizable like a canadian stage hand or something he's like canadian cum rod are these peanuts in my cookies? i ordered chocolate chip and they just freak out throw their bottled water in their face i don't know how to get the other extra stuff here people are like, where's robert? i decided not to ask robert and i'm going to explain why
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it just doesn't make sense. why would you yeah, but why would you like cum on your hand and then like are you seeing this justin? yeah, he had a little face cam. it sounds because sometimes when you're like 15 you really want to jack off, but you don't have a tissue. and you're like well how can i jack off but not have any cum? i can cum in my hand and i can eat it. you can just shoot him in the garbage can or something. well no, you cum in your hand, you stick the hand in the toilet, you flush. i don't yeah, like everyone.
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