Quotes about “why is there cum”
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true to a cupcake. i thought i was a muffin, but i cum caked on the dick. i don't know why that came to my mind, but i had to get it out of there. yeah, yeah. but i was the muffin man. that's a frank's episode, right? this is boiling water, hafu? what? punished hafu? hafu, when are you ready? this is pubg. this is pubg. yeah. this is what it looks like. hafu, is this a self portrait? yes.
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right now i'm too busy taking care of bofa. bofa what? bofa these nuts! oh you have trouble with them! why do you need to take care of them? because one of them just exploded and there's cum everywhere. oh no! wait that's good. wait is it? you're gonna ruin your up dog. what's my up dog? oh we have fun here.
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you're not wrong about that. that's not cum though. that is not cum. there's a freaking bull semen trade for farmers. there's like a magazine where you can order the bull semen. yeah but nobody's putting it in their coffee. they're using the bull semen to make more cows. steve o might be. steve o might be. why do you call? wait wait wait. can you say his name one more time? steve o. steve o? steve o might be. steve o might be. steve o. steve o.
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i tried the same thing dude. i had this a mini discussion about this twice and it ended in bloodshed every time there's another part of the audience too that if we were to have stopped it there i think they would have been like well, why is he censoring himself? why doesn't he just say what he thinks? so i don't know we talk about we talk about all sorts of gross stuff on this show we do eating a bunch of cum
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is that what that means? i thought it was so clever in like middle school. i'm sorry for my cum tweet butt. well, there was no butt. i was just sorry for the cum tweet. oh no. i feel like i'm, i'm... there's no butt. there is a butt. it's like hank hill, there's no butt. like if you're not sorry, then why did you say you're sorry? there's just no point in saying it. see, that's the thing. here we go. so you're not that i am sorry. but you're so happy you weren't sorry.
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three subway foot long sandwiches for absolutely no just because i mentioned it as like an offhand sort of joke. so there's a little it's chaotic, it's chaotic, maybe even chaotic good, but let's say chaotic neutral, because i don't want them to get a big head man who talks about cum all the time. this other guy is a degenerate. hey, maybe you should look deep within yourself and find out why you feel it's degeneracy to talk about reproduction. i didn't grow up in a fundamentalist environment.
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they pull out your dick and beat you off and you'd wake up with like cum on your leg and be like, whose cum is that? they'd be like, it's your cum bro. you'd be like, why is there my cum on my leg? we'd be like, cause we beat you off brother. cause you fell asleep first which means you're gay. and i'm like, well how does that make any sense man? you're the ones who beat me off. sorry, sorry i don't make the rules. you're the one who fell asleep.
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yeah, i'm with you on that. tissue. well, let me ask you a different question then. if you're just gonna do it in a sock and then throw it in the laundry, why don't you just cum on your shirt? nobody's out there going, hey, you know what i'm gonna do is cum on my t shirt and then wash it. but for some reason people are like, well, the socks the right shape.
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why do the why does the human brain just start liking shit, you know? yeah. it's like it's a feedback loop of positives. some people are like, oh, i really like boobs. some people are like, oh man, we really like cum. like, what what cause is that? oh dude, boobs are awesome though, have you seen them? i think it's like the internet. you had a good experience with them and then it kind of just picks up from there. you know how like, um...
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it's a complete guess. how close is it to cambridge? very far. bus. you've abandoned me in my time of need, bus. oh, there it is! it's coming back! yeah, it's uh... yeah, that's pronounced cum brian. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. don't talk about cum brian. i don't know where the hell this is. oh, why didn't i play ck2 yesterday? i was thinking about it. i would have known exactly where this is. what the fuck is durofil? ahhh!
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