Quotes about “why does he have to be bisexual”
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new line break? gay morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they iced me bro. why does he have to be gay? because he's getting buttfucked by neo bro. i guess so. okay fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins!
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i'm like not the guy to be talking about this. oh, that would have bare bush. he does enter neo in the third one. i can't read the comments. you know what? i'm gonna read them. i'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings, but yes, that is the same vibe. so many people typed it. the only person in the matrix who's not bisexual is agent smith. and he's gay, but he's in denial. and that's why he's like, it's an outlet
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