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you see the guy in my chat who said bisexual michael jackson be like, you've been hit by, you've been sucked by a bisexual. it's been stuck in my head for like two and a half hours. why would bisexual michael jackson be singing about another bisexual? you've been sucked by a bisexual. well, maybe he's talking about himself. he's the smooth criminal. yes, yeah, exactly. i honestly had no idea what that thought was about. you've been kissed by, sorry, you've been kissed by.
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can i get a message in the chat confirming or denying this? why the question mark? i don't know man. to be honest, it's none of my business. if he wants to tell me, he can tell me, but otherwise it's not really any of my business. basically, this whole thing is an elaborate prank to possibly make a bisexual man appear to be homophobic. which, i don't believe he is homophobic.
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in the opposite direction. you want me to do the full force, huh? yeah, yeah, full force. i've already fucked it. it's already over for my ass. you see the guy in my chat who said, bisexual michael jackson be like, you've been hit by, you've been sucked by a bisexual? that's been stuck in my head for like two and a half hours. why would bisexual michael jackson be singing about another bisexual? you've been hit by, you've been sucked by a bisexual.
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there was bisexual sex in the house of cards in the season finale of season one, i think. bro, they fucking... they pegged meachum. i think in like season... season three, they pegged meachum, bro. the 3 chum. why do i still remember the name of... of kevin spacey as frank underwood's secret service agent from the house of cards? because he got pegged? i guess. and because also ten times an episode, bro was going, meachum.
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buttfucked by neo, bro. i guess so. okay, fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus taking back shots. because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins! i hate to say it, you're actually right. bisexual morpheus is an inherently funnier phrase than gay morpheus. gay morpheus is pretty funny, but bisexual morpheus is way funnier.
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i can't read the comments. you know what? i'm gonna read them. i'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings, but yes, that is the same vibe. so many people typed it. the only person in the matrix who's not bisexual is agent smith. and he's gay, but he's in denial. and that's why he's, like, it's an outlet. he's not expressing himself true to himself, and that's what causes him to, you know, resort to violence and trickery so much.
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nobody's saying, neo colon, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morphe is taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they just don't possess the same capacities. they've grown in different directions. you know, it's like you grow a watermelon in like a glass cube, it becomes a square watermelon. my brain's in a different cage than theirs. now it's for worse, but it's also for better in some ways. and when i figure out what those are, you'll be the first to know.
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my ass late. don't worry. i'm coming. i'm coming. it's code names. everyone relax. i'm coming. don't even worry about it, bro. what would a type c chatter be? type a chatter plus two type b chatter. you really bought a croissant just to replace it with a carrot one round later. shake my head. type c chatter. neo. why does my penis hurt? bisexual morphe is taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. that's just hotboytoke. it is.
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he's gonna be like, but they got good wings! yeah, i can see ryan being like, oh, the negative influence is pretty good! no you can't. you can't see me saying that. wait, is everyone going low? oh, very. wait, why? what?! no! i thought it would be good! you're in a dangerous territory with three but i'll still give it to you. you're up to freaking awesome, dude! it's a good date spot, not a good place to use your wife. i'm on a bisexual date, okay?
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new line break? gay morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they iced me bro. why does he have to be gay? because he's getting buttfucked by neo bro. i guess so. okay fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins!
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i'm like not the guy to be talking about this. oh, that would have bare bush. he does enter neo in the third one. i can't read the comments. you know what? i'm gonna read them. i'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings, but yes, that is the same vibe. so many people typed it. the only person in the matrix who's not bisexual is agent smith. and he's gay, but he's in denial. and that's why he's like, it's an outlet
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nobody's saying, neo colon why does my penis hurt, bisexual morphe is taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they just don't possess the same capacities. they've grown in different directions. you know, it's like you grow a watermelon in like a glass cube, it becomes a square watermelon. my brain's in a different cage than theirs. now it's for worse, but it's also for better in some ways. wouldn't it be why does my ass hurt?
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the poop that the dog left on the ground you could be like, oh, what would a type c chatter be? type a chatter plus two. type b chatter. you really bought a croissant just to replace it with a carrot one round later. shake my head. type c chatter. neo. why does my penis hurt? bisexual morphe is taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. that's just hotboytoke. it is. gay jar jar binks be like, misa so happy to suck your dick.
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yeah, actually like a lot of what i say is more funnier for sure, but also like more offensive than just the f word. like bisexual morpheus be like, neo why does my ass hurt? bisexual morpheus be like because you're using it for the first time. trying to explain that joke to the principal of my daughter's school is going to be way more difficult than being like, you know,
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this is looking more like it. i gotta read this. why can't i find the comment that starts with six foot one bisexual? i'm scrolling man, i'm scrolling. six foot one bisexual chip chatters that can drive and would not eat a poop sandwich represent? i know that's right man.
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yousa may need a lightsaber, but misa have a saber of misa owns. so true, so true, hotboytoke. so true. how's your bisexual jar jar binks fanfic going? i'm following what i see in chat. please don't call attention to it. it's a better message than, hey, please move your camera or b, like why didn't you use the boost dice on the glass, bro? at least it's bringing a smile to my face in the middle of my workday.
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