Quotes about “white people be like”
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it'll be like, totally real thing that 100% happened. oh, i'm celebrating my graduation from med school today. oh, did you make sure to thank your white privilege? that conversation did not happen. i'm here to tell you. could it happen? yes, absolutely. any conversation on earth could happen. that one that's been deep fried 500,000 times and then repost, post, post, post, this is what people really believe, post, post, screw that person. that person doesn't exist, it's made up.
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jamaican mistake. jamaican mistake guy, exactly. jimmy buffett. wake me up! there are white jamaican people? yeah, but i mean like brad pitt isn't one of them. i'm not saying he shouldn't be allowed to do it. i'm just saying it's a funny scene. i'm not offended that meet joe black exists. if i was offended, i'd be offended by the fact that the movie is terrible. i don't want to see myself lose.
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2019.92
and then the nail turned completely white and we put some gauze on it. i mean, i've got it. no, someone tried to steal our daughter on the way to daycare and i went, jonathan, i know you're like, you're delirious because of the painkillers, brother, i took one tylenol. you know, people would be waking up with a headache taking two tylenols. i took one little red, like an easy swallow tab. i do think it's realistic that i lose the thumbnail though. i don't, when i looked like,
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hot fuzz not being in there, that's crazy. there's a horrible list, you're absolutely right. this list is horrendous. i thought that list was pretty good until people started suggesting movies i like a lot more. there's no borat on the list. they don't even have borat. i love you man, that's also, i love you man is probably better than most of the movies on that list. white chicks should not be on the list, come on. we don't have to go through this every time, okay?
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somebody offers me a sip of their like can of soda or something. yeah, i'm not going to like white. i'm not going to be that guy. i'm just going to take a sip out of this. ok, i don't really. so this is where i become the hypocrite because when people offer me this happens a lot with like if you're at like a bar or something, they'll be like, you want to try it? it's really good. if it's like no problem. if it's a stranger, i'm like, are you fucking crazy? i always say no.
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you haven't seen the same shit. they gotta put that guy in squid game, man. there should be like one white guy who speaks korean in squid game season 2 and every time he says anything in korean everybody goes like, oh my god his korean is so good. that would be so true to life, man. that's like, that's my past lives. what about a korean guy who speaks english occasionally? yeah, what about that? well, that's just a lot of people.
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some people are going to think that joke about ooh technology to some people are gonna think that joke about you know a whole new world being from snow white is funny and some people are not going to realize that it's a joke and they're gonna be like is this guy serious. he thinks that a whole new world is from snow white instead of aladdin he even named the characters. how could he be so stupid? yep? i am the dumb one wow technology to maybe not as strong as i necessarily thought it kind of nullifies piercing shots, but i
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a white, sorry, summoning a white phantom and then hoping to get invaded so maybe he gets to like host invasions but then he's just ganking people 2v1 which is kind of cheap but oh well. the other thing that he might be doing is summoning people for the boss fight that turns anor londo. i don't know. i guess i can't say with authority that that guy was being a little bit cheesy but one thing's for sure. things are certainly weird in the world of dark anor londo there. we'll try another invasion here, might as well.
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it turns brown after you brown them. yeah, i call it brown. yeah, you do brown them. you know what they should call it? you browned whites. you fry it. they're like brown potatoes, who knows? well, it's egg whites though, that would be confusing. mmm, you're right, that would be confusing. egg whites. they should call them meg white. you don't want that, yeah. you don't want people confused. you wanna be confused at breakfast? i don't think so. i know, yeah.
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12 year old smashes record with 119 pound white marlin. bullshit, he had a motor. he had a motor in his reel. what's the one that people wanted, or that one person wanted me to play? it was called like reciple. reciple.net, guess the ingredients. oxtail with broad beans. oxtail, broad beans. okay, that's a big one. it looks like there might be onion in there and spring onion. we take those. to me it looks like there's potato or sweet potato. sweet potato.
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