Quotes about “while getting sucked off”
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i'm sitting all caps. you post wearing one of them. sorry, sorry, i got i've got to take the moment while i got it. no, please, please. you post a picture of the yalta conference with stalin and churchill and fdr and then it all caps underneath it. you write who getting the best head. okay, that's pretty nice. i like that. i think i have to see this image. you'll i mean, you're seeing that i'm detective hat and i got a big old magnifying glass. that's how i'm getting sucked off.
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crushed by a bathtub while you're sleeping or getting your anus sucked out by a jacuzzi. oh, here's maybe yeah, right cuz you're kind of like drowning and getting turned inside out in the jacuzzi one i don't think personally they should make jacuzzi strong enough to turn you inside out if your butt happens to form a perfect seal the jet or the drain. i think there should be some kind of you know force shut off valve or something
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it's kind of like in krautis you're telling me hugh jackman not only hacked the 30 minute hack in 30 seconds my man hard whole time he stayed hard and he finished while hacking he hates getting sucked off. that's why he hates yeah. yeah. yeah, i mean he it is like sexual assault that's like hating steph curry
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now if the game had any courage, they would make you do that. course requirement is 30 seconds or less. get to the flag. you know the drill. yeah, yeah, i'm the guy who waves his hand and say, come on. i just got done painting the arrows onto the obstacle course. god, isn't that enough misery for one night? fastest american ninja warriors can do this in 30 seconds. i need someone who can do this in 30 minutes while getting sucked off. charge him, come on. i thought he was gonna kill me.
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no, but there's some light coming from the other side of the mountain. that's the sun, james. first time outside of england? that's the james bond, all i know about him, he hacks the department of defense while getting sucked off. he's not allowed to come anywhere near a laptop or the fbi is going to have his ass in supermax. gotta find higher ground. gotta be a way over there. that's swordfish. nah, bro. spy movie. halle berry. madonna.
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all right, so he's dead. course requirement is 30 seconds or less. get to the flag. you know the drill. yeah, yeah, i'm the guy who waves his hand to say come on. i'm the guy, i just got done painting the arrows onto the obstacle course. god, isn't that enough misery for one night? festus american ninja warriors can do this in 30 seconds. i need someone who can do this in 30 minutes while getting sucked off. charge him, come on.
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go, go, go. yeah, yeah. i lifted this straight from, i think just justin was making this joke on the jackbox the other time of just like, like this actual premise of sitting there while you're getting sucked off and going, yeah. yippee. yeah, i love this. that's just saying that on happens. yeah. i'm so lucky to be here. i'm sure the models are actually kind of nice. yeah, i like that.
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that's the son, james. first time outside of england? that's the james bond, all i know about him, he hacks the department of defense while getting sucked off.
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that's right adult napping is because we ain't got the fucking time am i right? we got shit to do. if you were on blue sky you would have seen my heater fucking comedians and cars getting sucked off. they're getting sloppy comedians and cars getting sloppy and it's just jerry seinfeld blowing comedians while they talk about the industry. oh i would watch that.
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