Quotes about “when bedtime”
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drinking until 2 a.m. and then it's immediately 3 a.m. that shit is should be illegal. but the main thing that's annoying when daylight savings happens is like our daughter doesn't live by the clock. she lives by like her internal clock. so we're going to try to put her to bed like her normal bedtime and her brain's going to be like, what the hell? this is an hour earlier than usual. you're bad parents. and we're going to be like,
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they're old? well, when i see old people i'm like, aren't you a little past your bedtime grandpa? like it's 11am. shouldn't you be eating dinner right now? so when i see people my own age and i'm like, what the fuck? shouldn't you be in the office right now? your ass is wearing shorts and a hoodie, 11am on a thursday? they're streamers? i've never heard of them. that's all i'm gonna say. i don't know what this is. bug snacks. chad. is this slime rancher? it looks like slime rancher.
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1004.82
i am just brain dead. the closer i get to bedtime, the dumber i get. if you try to have a real conversation with me within like half an hour of when my brain's gonna shut off, you're gonna be like, you're already asleep. nobody likes, i think, to get up early. nobody likes the feeling of being underslept.
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take the advice your parents gave you when you were a kid, if they gave you good advice, and uh, no they didn't all. but, and implement it, you know? spend my 20s trying to figure out a new formula for happiness. in my 30s i'm like, dude, you want me to have a good day? do your work, treat people with respect, eat your greens, go to bed at your bedtime.
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2303.84
my 17 year old teenager and i have frequent arguments about bedtime when it is not a school night. she will stay up until 3am in the morning playing video games on a school night until midnight. that is actually when... as a child, well as a late teenager at 17, that was about my schedule. i go to bed around midnight on a weekday, maybe 2am on the weekends. this seems fine.
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i know it's a horrible take on books. i don't disagree, but i like i don't have that. i don't have the confidence right now that if i started a book, i would finish it. so i just i simply don't start it. just read faster. dude, i read like really fast. i sound like twista when i'm doing like bedtime stories and i can make you a celebrity overnight. what about audio books? i listen to nonfiction audio books when i fall asleep, but when i'm walking the baby for her nap, i just listen to like
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3575.56
yeah, i feel like that's only when it's extreme though. they should just be hitting you with a gun like every time you drive your car then. put it next to the dental floss so you remember to use it, you know? yeah. it's all it's bedtime.
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770.16
yeah, i'm kind of... i'm almost... i'm treating it right now like... you know when you're like a kid and... how do i... because i feel like i can construct a beautiful metaphor here. you know when you're a kid or a squid and... it's like the first time you're up late. maybe your normal bedtime is like 8, 9 p.m. you're up at midnight. you see the clock turn midnight. or you're up at 12 59 and you see the clock go back to single digits and you're like, oh my god.
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and they drink like one molecule of h2o. and then you're like, you should drink your water. and they're like, okay, single molecule. then, but dads, back me up on this one. when it's bedtime, all of a sudden, dad, can i have a drink of water?
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i was like, when i'm reading the bedtime stories, like the first thing that popped into my head when i saw the clue was tired. a way in which you often read bedtime stories. tired. the world's most doomed man's urine sample. it's like a 1099 flan. it's an 1199 flan. it's a 1299 flan. okay, fair enough, man.
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