Quotes about “what were you thinking about”
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oh, well maybe it took a little no i don't think so, because i still have 900 diplo power. yeah, don't get it. i'm confused. whatever, i'm not gonna whine about it. alright, let's see if this fight goes well. what the hell is this place? you gave me this place? what were you thinking? i gave you every colony i could find. alright, you gave me some random bit in mexico that i didn't even know i had. one of your guys, one of your little vassals, sieged it. clearly, yeah. alright, i better send some troops over there.
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if you could make it on like a saturday or a sunday, that would help me out a lot. but then i was thinking about like you'd be there and like my wife would know who you are, but everyone else would be like, who's this guy that knows dan this well? yeah, you know what i mean? it'd be like one of those like at the end of big fish when all the people from albert finney's life start showing up and you're like, what the heck is danny devito dressed in circus clothes doing here? and you realize all the stories were true.
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kroger was like doing dynamic pricing. i don't know what they were basing it on, but they were charging some people more or less for other things. dude, that's what i was thinking is like this next level of dystopian tech is like when you walk into the grocery store, it scans the cookies on your phone to like know your income bracket and then dynamically changes the price tags when you're looking at the shit to be more expensive. yeah, rich. yep. i see if you're like, you know, really wealthy, you'd be like, sure, man, like nine bucks a pound for lunch meat. that's about right in there, didn't he?
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i don't know if you guys have the same joke though. i have no idea what you guys are talking about. it's probably for the best. i don't know if it was the same joke. what was the joke you were thinking of? i don't know. you couldn't say anything at all. come on. no. i'm out of joke power. i am disappointed. well, 70. how come you didn't call me into this war, quill?
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if you turn 14 this year, you were born the year the original ipad came out, and that's crazy to me. because i remember being... well, what really did it for me is i was thinking about my parents, and i was like... my parents had me when they were relatively young, but not, you know, like, alarmingly young. but i was thinking, i was like, man, my parents were like, i think we should just stand right here, right now. that is the only place i want to be. don't you dare.
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so i'm just hoping that the angel fetuses find it in their hearts to kind of like wander into the place where i'm shooting here. the line of fire, that's what i was thinking. i almost said rate of fire like ten times. at least i didn't say rain of fire, that matthew mcconaughey christian bale movie about, you know, dragons. which is actually not that bad, i think. but i saw it when i was like 14 and, you know, easily impressed by things that i thought were super badass. anyway, we're almost done with
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just ever so briefly, i'll take one of these. why not? i am definitely, i know you're probably thinking to yourself, n.l., as a noted viewer, you were talking about every time tomo gets petted by you on this rug, you hear sparks in your ear. what happened with that? it's still happening. and it's a little bit driving me crazy. i feel a bit like andy bernard in the office right now. doodly doodly doo. doo dee doodly doodly doodly doodly doo.
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this is like uh this is like a godswen godwin's law kind of thing right that's the hitler law right now i'm thinking of the other one what's that law where you say the wrong thing and then you get the right answer they were wrong and they apologized i don't know let's look at that law moore's law no it's not moore's law that's uh there you go that's the one about the transistors all right keep going the second law you didn't want to keep going you know what you know what biggest
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is he still doing peloton updates still? no, i'm moving that shit over to my fans' league. i was thinking about it today in the pre show. so many people were like, oh, i'm so excited for the peloton update today. then like one guy was like, how is he late every day when his bike doesn't even move? and i say, you know what? that shit's for like the four chatters that i've got on peloton. i'm sorry, dude. you lost your... maybe you don't care. your ship is dashed to pieces. load last save. all right, let's do that.
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the newsboy caps are... i mean, and they might come back again! that's the interesting thing about fashion, right? it all depends when you look at a photo. when we saw 50 cent in a vest 10 sizes too small at the nickelodeon kids' choice awards in 2011 or whatever, we were like, yeah, that looks pretty cool. now you look at it and you're like, what the hell was he thinking? may come a time
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