Quotes about “what it's like to have a vagina”
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i wasn't gonna get another roll this turn, i don't think. that actually seems appropriate for my character. i'm covered in flies and i have shit on my head so it probably would go well with my yeah we're talking about the game though. what the fuck is what's this flying... magoo of like, tears and stuff? i've never seen this before. flying magoo of tears. he's got purple it's like an eyeball. it's like a vagina with an eyeball, shot off purple, tears at me. oh i know what you're talking about, yeah. none of those things you said are very weird actually. yeah it's one of those um... it's like a really rare uh, enemy to fight.
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what's it like? do you have anything to say? no, i don't know. that's just that's all he's in. that's all angora said. so what's it like then? that's a good question. i don't know. what is it like? what's regular viagra like? makes your dick hard for four hours or more. nick, you got to push the boat into the water. i can't push it. it's too heavy. so i was trying to turn it on. well, then you got to come back to us. we can't. the water's too deep. no, i think maybe i can. makes her vagina hard. like a rhino skin.
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great britain around. alright, i'm gonna go to war with vagina gar. do you think uh, about 3,000 manpower is enough to sustain this war? no. no? you'll be fine, what could possibly go wrong? yeah, that sounds like a great idea, have fun. damn it! 3,000 manpower isn't even enough to sustain like, the construction of a bridge. ugh, i don't wanna, it's like, i only gained 228 manpower a month?
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well, you would know. it's the fever talking. sign that you're pregnant with an evil baby. a middle finger protrudes from your vagina or your mung is red. oh, you can't have red mung. don't like that word. mung is supposed to be olive green. oh, yeah, i don't like that at all. what is a mung? it's when a pregnant lady has somebody push down on her belly, a little mung is released. yeah. so gross.
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1868.10
okay, well, see this is what i mean in isaac. sometimes you get trapped in a room where you just have no choice. like, i was gonna get hit there, there's no way for me to get out of it, minus having like a teleport. but honestly, when the game's unfair like that, i kind of like it. it seems like it's definitely random. it's the way this would really work in real life if you were trapped inside of your mom's basement slash vagina. so, one more room and we'll be able to get to the shop.
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than magic fingers as well. so that's like a little bit my rorschach test for whether or not i made the right decision here. you're not really supposed to use a rorschach test to decide whether or not you've made the right decision, but i'm a psychologist who's never played by the rules to be honest with you. what do you see on this ink blot? no, you're wrong. it's a vagina. yeah, you should have just gone with your gut, man. that's what the test... the rorschach test is just to figure out how honest you are, man. they all actually look like vaginas.
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i know the feeling. motto. forgot to put it in. it's my story in my sexual life. can't even tell sometimes. woah. okay. i'm kidding. you always can tell. big vagina man? 6 9 6 9? what? that'd be a quality problem to have, to be honest. big vagina? no, no, i mean like not knowing if it's in. excuse me? yeah. i don't know if i necessarily care your sentiment here. no, i mean it's like if that's your problem, like you don't know what you're doing with your dick, like at least you're doing something with your dick.
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it's just what comes out of the vagina when it's aroused. oh, like a slug. yeah, exactly. yeah, but not really, like you don't want to think about it in those terms. i mean we've all had sex before, right? i mean we know about the vagina slug that oozes out of the vagina and then you have to give it some carrots and then she comes. first you gotta kill her dad.
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well, you know if you flip a coin a hundred times like there's no guarantee it's gonna be one or the other anytime you're absolutely 100% correct about that. but i think the interpretation is maybe not what you wanted to go i'm just saying the sample set doesn't necessarily mean anything i could just be having really bad luck you know, you have in that kind of real thing are like the odds of your dick quantum tunneling into halle berry's vagina oh my god, that sounds amazing ads but it's extremely unlikely. that's the problem. oh
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yeah, they cut his dick off. that's what i hear, that's how the surgery that's not the surgery i signed up for, but apparently it's the one i got. yeah, you got a cat, i guess we'll take his dick then. cat dick bag, that's where it's going. cat? uh, just a bag full of cat dicks. cat dicks, hundreds of them. aren't they like, pointy or something? they are, and they they're poisonous. they i don't know if they're poi they're poisonous to me. they're like a corkscrew. yes, this is true. n, l they have vagina mazes. n, l, ghost the ghost. shit.
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