Quotes about “what it's like to be a woman”
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amy welch is like mega man to gen z so it's kind of the same. yeah, even better mega woman. yep. what's crazy is i'm pretty sure she's like maga woman but i wouldn't know because she's been asleep for like three months. yeah. but isn't that like kind of based? like to just despawn? because at shows she like cares a little bit or she's in like horrible legal trouble. in a bit of a pickle y'all. y'all can stop suing me. that'd be great.
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she's got dumps like a truck? it sounds like you're talking about a woman with incredibly prolific bowel movements. she got dumps like a truck, guy's like, what? like, what the, what did you eat? let me see that butt. i don't want to see that butt after it's had a dump like a truck. at least, you know, give it some time to cool off, right? i don't want to be there with the smoking gun.
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where is my arkansas at? right here. so i'll say it's little rock. oh, it's nashville, tennessee. as far as the united states goes, that's not that bad. like, to be off by that much, that's okay. i think we've had a fairly solid round. oh my god! what is that? this is a... no, that's a mannequin too. okay, i thought that was a real woman, like, having a conversation with this mannequin. alright. well, starting inside is very interesting. there's usually a lot of clues. verghese...
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dude, i'm not even... this is not a meme, this is not a joke, it's not a bit. you're shattering me right now. well, i feel like that's one of the things that's great about steely. you can just listen to the runs, you can listen to the hooks, you can listen to the saxophone and the harmony and be like, this is good. then you can dig into the lyrics and be like, no, there's an extra level of nuance to this. so like, when you're talking, you got a gun and stuff? oh, yes. what's dirty work about? it's about having intercourse with a married woman.
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wow, wow, wow, donald trump shiz. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, yeah, it's the new hampshire caucus tonight. more like donald dump. wow. he blew me up. wow. wow. wow. mine okay too, because i'm going real breathy for you. it ain't good, dude. that's owen wilson having an orgasm that makes him appreciate what it means to be a real woman.
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to save me. so now i know what it's like to be, i guess like a woman at a club. he came over to save me and was like, hey, our uber's here. and then the guy was like, are you a software developer too? and then my friend, knowing that i'm a little bit of a geek about programming right now, was like, oh, nevermind, i'll leave you to it. because he thought that i started the conversation. and i was like, no, actually we gotta go.
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what was it a reference to? that was just a bad joke. you know the joke is like, you know, when it's from like an old movie basically. i think we're just going to leave. starter deck is theoretically possible. you know if we can get like double algis or something like that there's value there. when there's always like, you know, there'll be a dude looks at a younger woman and then they go, dude you're being lecherous and he goes, well i'm a red blooded american male aren't i? what it's not a legal look yet.
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please, woman with the 50's beehive haircut help me. oh my god, it's like a phoenix or something? or a fire tornado? uh, this is horrifying. ouch, now she's made of fire, i'll burn alive. this is easy. we'll just create like a, uh, hurricane in here. and the hurricane should be enough to put out the fires. i don't know what i did there, but it did the fire destroy the hurricane? how does that even make any sense? fireproof hurricane. there you go, let's try this now motherfucker.
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you gotta get into it. that guy's gonna be sad if you don't. alright, i understand now. so the river passes through a vent and you're meant to go over top and it sort of sort it filters your balls out. yeah, that's what your human woman does. i thought we were watching nick on like a different course. i don't know what happened. i was trying to find the second river. who's your daddy sucks now? well, i mean, it's like pretty good if it works. it's like a pretty high prerequisite, unfortunately.
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i used to watch the little mermaid on repeat when i was younger. nooo. i thought you won. no, i died. the opposite. freezum. freezum. oh, that's a good one. why would that be embarrassing, rob? because the protagonist is a woman? no, because it's not necessarily. just like in rogue one, the protagonist was a woman? ah, you know what? you're right. i was actually really pissed off that they had any women in solo.
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