Quotes about "what do you get"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

55.080 like just in general or is there a particularly good idea if you're playing as this carol i see ways as you get a penny i know you're new to this game, so i'll feel free to spell out whenever i see a good idea nick i guarantee dan is not watching okay? what do you say we introduce him as if we've we've? misinformed him and just treat him as if he's a celebrity guest and we interview him for like 45 minutes about what it's like to be on reality tv and Search ↗
1108.800 oh look everybody, it's big brother winner dan gheesling in chat. hi dan. dan, what did you feel the first time you won the head of household competition? ho. yeah, when you were the king ho, what did you... ho. did people say ho all the time? did that get really annoying? was that an inside joke? it was an inside joke, right? i don't see him in chat actually. i just want him to be here. NL, do you consider cheesecake to be more of a pie or more of a cake? cheesecake is a subtype of cake. Search ↗
1487.920 what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it. Search ↗
1663.920 well, that's the internet for you. that's pretty much where i fell on the issue as well it was in the use of the thread the reddit thread that was like hey what fetish do you just not get it all and then like the third pose that was like yeah? whatever this literally the post was like shadow the hedgehog where this bottom half is sonic the hedgehog turned into a toilet about to be shit in very specific Search ↗
1686.820 not trying to kink shame though. just saying not for me dude if you're into that it's like pretty harmless as far as i'm concerned. it's not like sonic the hedgehog is even real. it's a fictional character. yeah fucking amalgam of two fictional characters about to be shitted by a third fictional character what do i care as long as you don't fetish fetishize like you know not turn your signal light on that's all i care about you know what that's a really good point. i never thought about that. maybe get a big old boner i don't turn my signal light on Search ↗
2520.020 right, i mean it's one of those things you can't really take back because a lot of the appeal of it was sort of the growing up with harry element. and once that time has passed, like you can't really relate the same way. well, the story was meant to characterize harry through his life at hogwarts. and as you get older, he gets older. that's kind of the premise. well, i mean, no. the older i get, he stays the same age. right, but at the time when they were new. what do you think, chet? you wanna take this? let's take this and then just kill me. kill me! Search ↗
2830.480 but it's not something i'd like to rely on. my luck with the collar has been absolutely horrible. it seems like nine times out of ten i won't get out of the curse room with it. even though it's just a coin flip. oh fuck this. get me out of this room. oh this is perfect. oh wow. that could have been bad. blah blah blah blah blah. see ya. why didn't i have this run before? freakin abaddon. perfect. what do you think about this guy right here? take him or leave him. on his face he'll be dead. Search ↗
3066.400 when's the next round table pc? tomorrow. tomorrow. i've never heard it called that like that, but i know what you meant. the shots are too large! the shots are too large. run an actual quarry and have people pay him to work there and he'll get black lung. i actually do have a rock quarry quite close to me. it's like the least surprising thing i've ever heard. yeah, i mean... black avocado rat. thank you very much for the subscription. Search ↗
3375.260 oh yeah, i guess you have a better apartment now, so that's good. hey, tomo's here too. tomo! nice, tomos. that's pretty wild, i've never heard that happen. i made fun of her and she wants to break up, what should i do? you should say you're sorry. and get back together if you want to. that's very true. that's a really sad reason to have a fight. it's extremely minor. Search ↗
3541.460 anyway, all right nick. how do we get in the same game here? i'm hosting a game so you might be able to find it but i'll look to see if there's like an invite option cuz i don't remember anymore online co op alchemist strongest man's traveling night. he's like shift tab maybe oh there's an invite player. i'm an idiot here we go thank you mccall 666 for the two months in a row welcome back drop your rock what's wait that's not a thing lion what's Search ↗
3964.760 in a way i'm glad that ended. we can try harder this time. do we have new classes now? no. complete sailing the seven seas to unlock your new class. refuse the you know what? i'm gonna play as the adventurer again. sounds awful. see if we can get like a mixed up class here. and then uh... will it be a troll with mohawk? nah, i don't wanna be a freaking troll, cause then you're gonna hit me. cause i'm gonna look like a troll. i'll be your appearance. Search ↗
4969.720 what is this mushroom man? i don't think we've seen this guy. he's dusting me! yeah, i got dusted. i got an achievement called get trippy and also forest shepherd. hmm, what's up with that? i don't know, it doesn't tell you what they do, it just says i got them. oh, my controls are fucking weird because of the trippiness. crab people? crab people. i don't think this guy dies. yeah, i got like crab people with me? Search ↗
5132.620 i can't carry that through the wall. oh, this is gonna be a fun one. i just knocked about five dudes off this nice okay back back up back up back up back up back up tell me what you want to do now we almost always get to this part. yeah, it seems very familiar. wreck him. okay, get away. oh, there we go. he didn't seem to care. nah, i was just making sure. oh, yeah. ah! oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah! Search ↗
5307.620 alright, that'll get me back to full ish. yeah, full. oh, i'm so ready. it's alright, no damage. yeah, exactly. no friendly fire. yeah! i've been waiting for this day my whole life! fire him up! nice. nice job. nicely done. aaaah! i'm off today. yeah, you were nailing the shit out of those last time. done. well, what do you think about that? it's a potion for you, and gold for me. Search ↗
5730.000 i didn't want you to get too big for your britches. that'll never happen. did that just mean your dick got too big? yeah. yeah. what would be wrong with that? bad for the gander. buy new britches. bad for the gander. the gander loves a big dick! i think they do. we did it? yeah, it's over. danny fray's season has ended. hey, that was not so bad! treeco. someone in my chat said treeco. alright, we're in a tomb. Search ↗
6095.860 i'll let you get the magic mirror first if that would make you play. i don't know what that means, i don't really care. your incentives hold no power over me. you know what that means. you played enough. teleports you home. it's been too long. you can break this thing though. this is perfect for me. yeah, maybe like just let me get behind you here. really didn't do that much actually. it's really good man. yeah, i'm just not great at positioning it i guess. just sustain it, you'll be good. nice. Search ↗
6147.840 i didn't hit anything. they never seem to align on the same plane. thank you. what's the trick to the shield guy? you just jump attack? yeah, just a little jumpy jumpy ay? yeah, that's not so bad. we fine. fuck! you get stunned? i had all but the last. how do you feel about that? not great. how do you feel about that one? how many times do you think i can hit the same one over and over? three. yeah, yeah, pretty much. nice! Search ↗
6866.740 you know, it's still going. you know what, this is an acceptable gold rush. get the chalice! oof. this is like a, this is a heck of a gold rush now. this is a really good gold rush. this may be the most money i've ever had. this is like a lot of gold that is rushing right now. okay, how much do you have? i have 132. yeah, i'm at like 111. i hope we get something to spend it on, otherwise it would be a big waste. i got my pencil! give me something to write on! Search ↗
7161.100 this is a floor we've never gotten to. we've never made it this far! woah! this guy's got a weird mustache. okay, don't attack legs. they don't do anything. i've only, i've merely angered the beast. oh, get the, one of those eyeballs i guess is what you hit. let me, let me in! woah. woah, there's too many slimes! we did some good damage there. watch out for the pink pacman. oh no! that's a problem. Search ↗
7222.320 i'm getting rekt. hard. alright, okay. you focus the boss. try to keep these slime men away from you. it's not gonna be worth it. the boss has way too much health. i need to try and revive you. and i'm off the cliff. what did i say? what did i say? it blew me, man. blew me hard. still, best run we've ever had. i can't be that man. that was the best run we've ever had. game's fun. this is a good game. we got... do i unlock new stuff? no. but, i get new... i got something new from the challenges. Search ↗
7495.280 you guys are gonna get how's it going, dan? it's gonna get wild in here. once you guys join this server, there's like four pinatas already. oh my god. wait, so did you guys send me the invite? i haven't seen you go online yet. i'm really online. actively monitoring here. maybe i just didn't catch ya. do i just oh, there you are. right click and gotcha. thank you very much, archaicbread, for your three months in a row. welcome back. is ryab here? what is your problem, dan? Search ↗
7740.320 how luxurious was his beard? it was huge. he's got a big one going on right. oh! dude, the luchador powerup is awesome. sorry. okay, so i got the luchador powerup and i didn't know what it did because the bomb didn't do anything. i still don't know what it does. okay, so apparently what it does is you jump and when you jump, you get a whatchamacallit. you get like a... a dick? Search ↗
7801.480 that seems like it shouldn't be allowed to be done. are there not, like, sanitary rules in this wrestling? well, rikishi washed his ass before they did it. it's not like he was just going in sight on scene. yeah, you say that, but do you know? how do you know? yeah, you don't know that. did you watch him? ah, get out of here, you scumbags! you probably did watch him, didn't you? i watched rikishi. nick, what would your finishing move be? a nice guy hug? uh... wow, rick! rock your world, move. oh, he's a nice guy! Search ↗
7956.600 yeah. the question is, do you know what today is the first of the month? yes. to cash your checks and get up. yeah, okay. what's happening? dan are you alright? i think we're having some bitrate problems because every time dan talks i don't hear a response for a really long time. no! Search ↗
10597.060 no, i actually i didn't mean coughing. i meant the i meant the snot in my nose. i had zero fever when i had the same issues. all right. i mean, i'm not a doctor so i mean if that's what it is, maybe that's what it is. it could be a lung infection. but those go away eventually, right? you just get uninfected. you go get antibiotics is what you do. seems like a lot of work and money. the work part is really not a factor. the money part, yes. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

615.680 you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now. Search ↗
1962.400 you don't eat breakfast? i drink coffee. okay, that's do you have like i'm not hungry in the morning. i can't do it. okay, that's like, you know, different strokes, different folks, i guess. but, if it's another day, if it's like a weekend, and i'm just like, oh, let's get some breakfast, fuck yeah, dude, let's get some diner food. okay, that's i didn't ask what your favorite breakfast was, i asked what you had for breakfast on a daily basis, but i appreciate your support nonetheless, i guess. you could fuck off. Search ↗
2302.760 yeah, not that one, but i've done other marks. yeah, then cabbage mark. i'm aware oh, i know cabbage mark that was me fur mark is just a big like it renders a 3d doughnut of animal hair on your screen oh, yeah, like baby lines and it's like hey, we're gonna test your gpu. that's kind of cool and it tested i would probably get gta 5 on there and i would probably crank it up as far as it goes and see what you could do with that that would be good Search ↗
2582.780 yeah, i'm glad they didn't do that. you'd be like hey, can i get eiffel 65 by eiffel 65 and then be like what are you talking about? oh, sorry. you shouldn't apologize for that just because you love a band. ah, you fucker. can't say that on television either. kate, make nl go buy it and stream. oh, cognitive dissonant. thank you very much for the subscription. what's kate talking about in chat? what are you talking about, kate? what do you want to stream? what do you want to stream? Search ↗
4001.280 wait, did i not mute myself? i just murdered that man. i heard you there for a moment. you did? oh, god damn it. the game store that was selling magic card the packs, he's like, chris jace is like $2 too expensive. i'll just get it on amazon. now it's worth like $50 more. what's it do? it's fucking verne's prodigy, dog. it's verne's fucking prodigy. Search ↗
5056.580 this level is the absolute worst. get off me you fuckhead! don't get me with that shit! what do you think i'm gonna do, go for nick? yeah? thank you, i'm glad that level's over quickly. oh, so close. that's a lot of missiles. what?! okay, josh, i'm not even mad, honestly. it wasn't... i didn't mean it. don't tell me that, because now i'm mad. Search ↗
5121.580 i'm off of wizards payrolls, so i can commiserate with you now. not sure i understand how you killed me there. i'm the greatest? oh, you bitch boy! don't call me a bitch boy, you bitch boy. ah, i knew better! i do. well played, well played. oh, you... oh, what a duck that you are, because we're playing a duck game. how are we gonna do this? get low! Search ↗
5286.840 this is a great time to pimp the crab bucket industries t shirt over at the district lines comm slash northern line because that's exactly what the hell just happened right there full on crab and bucket strategies there do whatever strategies they like? yeah, especially if i win thank you. yeah thank you for your seven months in the row supporting me. thank you. yeah, chris yeah, i get to use that don't go Search ↗
6883.240 get my life. oh, josh! that's like korah. korgy? that's disgusting. he needs his heart. what's your problem with freaking korgies, dog? he wants to kor one like a nation. yeah, oh! like a freaking apple combined with the outfit you wear when you do karate in second break. oh my god! what the... you're the greatest dodger the world's ever known. oh, you burned me! i'm alive! i live! live! yeah! oh, i'm the greatest. Search ↗
6949.160 oh, wow! wow! i don't want to move! i guess i have to, huh? you don't have a sword anyway. you can get one. oh yeah. i can't believe he got it. he may someday get this. i don't know what you're gonna do about this though. oh, almost fucked up the die. be brave. Search ↗
7073.960 tb wrote you a cryptic message in your chat. better get this! you better get this! what? oh, i've been netted! i've been netted! i netted all of you and i couldn't do anything about it. oh, you almost fucking rocked me! yeah, i should have gone for a kill. i live, i die, i live again, nice! i live, i die, i live again! throw rocks at each other! nice rock! thank you. Search ↗
10616.180 okay, so you don't cut it. i don't know what to do now. okay wait tell us how many pNLs there are in this so go up until you get back to the first one okay, i hit down up does not work down gave me success, so we're moving on to the next pNL this one four five six abc 4b red 6c red this will be the second and the third occurrence of the red wires and Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

690.020 yeah, i was in a weird place. i don't know if you guys are gonna get it. in a weird place? did you go like between the walls somehow? that feels like a thing you would do. very deep. like a crawlspace? no. like out of bounds maybe? i don't know. i was actually trying to give you clues like scooby doo or anything. it's really deep. it's deep and dark and you can hear yourself echo. like... in the caves! actually, no it wasn't. what the hell man? Search ↗
957.620 i thought you were gonna tegan and sarah. yeah, well, that's what we were talking on the round table yesterday or like, or on the podcast, not the podcast but the d6. it was like, do you want to get rock band 4? and i was like, we probably won't get it. and then like right after the stream, kate was like, well, i reserved it. and i was like, all right. i mean, now it got inertia. i guess we're getting it. i guess we'll get it. Search ↗
1368.440 it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way. Search ↗
1678.940 yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth. Search ↗
2318.400 i died to a chub spitting, like a maggot spitter at the end of the room. all good! it's holy water. that's gonna be useful for you. alright, so maybe the route i'll take is i'll get the guitar hero with guitar setup and then later on when i figure out my dlc situation i'll pick up just the game of rock band. then i win both. i mean no matter what you do not win. well i get to press buttons in time to music, that's the goal. that is true. Search ↗
2938.860 you scum the seed. you know what, chat? you were naysay in my lost talent, so i'm not gonna give you the seed until we get a little further. i'm gonna hold the seed hostage a little bit. it's much more satisfying when you don't do the seed though and you just stumble across the run all natural. yeah, i mean, seeded lost runs... it's like, you know, buying a super nintendo game where you go to a casino. like, there's no, yo, i won. Search ↗
3936.840 that's pretty bad. let's put it this way. i'm so slow that i can barely if my positioning is perfect outpace the eyes that shoot lasers at you like they're lacking me one to one the whole time what are you gonna? do if you get a glob in or lust i? fucking yeah, just leave the game and quit thank you vinic or for the seven months in a row lucky number seven i Search ↗
5749.620 what if i come up to you and i say, i'm a huge fan, give me your money? that would be unfortunate. that would really mess you up, i think. that would mess everybody up. yeah, i would get a complex about that. that's too much pressure. i don't like that at all. oh, this is silly. people are like, you know, might be a huge douchebag. you know, if someone comes up to you on the street, in like downtown vancouver at least, they don't want directions. they know they could go to a tim hortons and be like, hey, where do i go? that was a great shot. i thought it was, but... or was it? Search ↗
6247.700 what is your preferred caffeinated beverage? i like the butter pecan ice latte from dunkin donuts that they don't sell anymore. does it go well with the poetry reading they have every thursday night? are you really gonna make fun of me for talking about poetry readings? i love dunkin donuts. wait, the nine guy is my own worm anyway. it is. oh, you're gonna blow up your own guy? i didn't even notice. you like those... blow up your own worm? what do we have even here? he's like, yeah, i'm doing it. it's happening. fuck it. let's get chaotic in here. Search ↗
6724.620 think about how quickly the context would have changed that. what if he was next to a dumpster in a not well lit part of an alley? yeah, if he wanted an expedition, i'd be like, get the fuck away from me! changes everything! grandma and mackie, thank you very much for the subscription as well. that magic card may as well have been cracked. the water's gonna suck in the holes! no! i can't do anything! oh man. that's a rough way to go. that's the value on that turret, man. Search ↗
6972.760 and now ready the heifer. what does this even mean? i think it's heifer. do you smoke heifers you smoke like alberta beef yeah, no dog i got some purple cush some alberta beef you know let me get a sample of that alberta beef, and he just like cuts off like a little like a lay yeah, like a little slice a sirloin. oh fuck oh Search ↗
7296.540 i wanna put my tan there. the iranians glow. it's covergirl, sofia vergara. hey! hello! hey, i found you! my audience is consisting of largely 13 to 25 year old males. are you interested in covergirl's stay luminous makeup? absolutely. you wanna look sexy? this is a french ad for the mr. clean magic eraser. so i get the impression you guys were talking shit about me. what did i do? what happened here? we were trying to figure out if you went to the doctor is really all i was trying to do. Search ↗
7342.080 imagine the story you get that for the rest of your life. that's pretty good. i got stabbed, but i got this great story about how i got stabbed. i mean in fairness it's a pretty good story for the rest of your life. what if the story was really bad? what if it was just like this dude just stabbed me and ran away? that was the whole story. that's what happened. that's a pretty good story. that's pretty like people would be like you know they'd ask you a bunch of questions and probably get laid from it. you know. how do you get laid from that? oh you know ladies like blood. Search ↗
8355.260 young venus. is that the name of the character? oh, because of the illuminati. i see. i get you. little... that's a deep joke there. what in the world is this one? the most surprising thing you can find in the glove box of a rental car. a used condom full of mayonnaise, and then there's two parentheses with a quotation mark inside of it. or, altar boys. again. rob's really trying to do that, huh? double dips? that wasn't me. oh. Search ↗
9017.180 it's alright. we can still do this. i can probably get like another two minutes before the stream ends you know what? i don't actually have to i have the control over everybody's in so we don't even have to go until you're ready yeah, all right. i'm loading up. who's the bidiot now? oh god it's playing an ad. oh no. all right rob begin. we're ready begin us. okay. we've begun. oh Search ↗
9711.500 cuz like we're guessing on what the thing is, but they don't get to guess because they don't see what the prompts actually are yeah, all right. all right guys bomb game. all right, let's do this. yeah, but you know act like this one well, i'll find the i'll find some people we can story mode one to four players all right, here's here's your code. i can't type it. okay, it's busted. let me Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

131.320 i mean it's on a saturday though. yeah, you go to work. oh, okay. i guess you just go to work. that's pretty much it. sometimes i think you get parties together. you like get your uncles and aunts and cousins over and you like drink out of a... what? i think i wrote in the wrong seed, nick. why? don't do that. Search ↗
2722.080 if we could just get small rock like we get krampus, the game would be way better. if krampus dropped more than two items, i'd be pretty stoked as well. yeah, that could happen. or showdown much less often. hey man, even if krampus dropped like one item that was super shitty, and you know, maybe as a passive, i would be in for it. just to add a little extra variety. what do you think, luke? would that be a good idea? Search ↗
3007.980 japan from vancouver is only like eight or nine all right. it's not too bad, but like from new york it would probably be like 15 if you could even get a direct flight i'm just trying to imagine what that would be like being in the position. i was in for seven hours for 20 hours yeah, that'd be pretty fucked up. i think i could do it. i think i would like actually freak out there's like there's nothing you can do yeah i know it's those flights that really make you realize how how fucking huge the pacific ocean is it's like a Search ↗
4338.020 waf they're missing out on fucking waffles, man. waffles have so much more versatility than, uh... than pancakes. i like them both. what do i have to pick? yeah, well, you have to pick one because of the arbitrary nature of the beast here. mmm, i choose to abstain from this vote. you can do that as well. that's fair. i like them both. alright, let me get some down whale going here. get it going. Search ↗
4397.480 yo, you can't say that pancakes get crepes. crepes are a separate thing. they exist in two different paradigms. a pancake is not a crepe. anyway. steam has finished downloading cannonbrawl. that's good news. it's to protect his magic cards from nick. do i? is that something i should be worried about? that's what somebody at chat said. no, i'm totally content with you having your magic cards. i would not bother them. zepole clown. thank you for this description. oh no, i fell in the well. Search ↗
4506.320 all of it because i've never won. okay, that makes sense. but um, how uh, what's your strategy for losing hp? do you get like pissed if you lose hp in the early game or is it not that big of a deal? it's not that big of a deal, you always get more. but you should know there are nuggets under your health bar and you can over heal or overcharge your hp and actually get extra hp increments by that. Search ↗
4640.900 what do you mean by that? like you get like three strips. three strips of bacon is not equivalent. yeah, it's not equivalent to like three sausages, right? not at all. i think at least. you're paying the tax of like it tastes better so you get less of it. it's the treatment. exactly. Search ↗
4854.000 i think that's the joke is that everyone knows that we're just playing i hope so occasionally i get questions like why do you hate mathis so much but i hope that those questions are just part of the self aware universe. bellegda. yeah self aware bellegda exactly. ooh laser early on is great. i do think it's funny to crack expeditions and then send pictures of them to mathis and be like whoa check it out got my first pack today what's this? Search ↗
5850.980 so what is it like if the jellyfish get to the top of the screen or something? they fly back down on you. i don't like that. yeah, you shouldn't like that. i hate it too. kill him if you can. i'm gonna do my best. need the oxygen though. okay, oxygen. thank you. i think this is the best downwell run i've ever had. fucking red skull, god damn it! yeah man. oh my god, i'm dead! elrond, i thought you were supposed to be cool. alright, i unlocked purpley pallet. Search ↗
5986.980 i really only like original. i kind of also do only like the original too. it's just like the matrix movies. yep. one bit please? what does one bit palette look like? it's all white. oh man. like on black, but it's like every other shade that isn't white is also white. that sounds visually confusing. i don't think it's any better than the regular one. also i didn't describe that very well. i get it. when you said all white i thought it was like a joke. no. Search ↗
6080.820 or steal his items and make him ornery? i don't know if that's a thing. i mean, i haven't tried it, but maybe. nick, this is a rogue lite. obviously you can kill the shopkeeper. shopkeepers do die a lot. everybody knows this. the shopkeeper is exclusively there to make it better for min max players to get items for free. a n l, the divide. i remember. i don't really like bakju either. not so good. what is that? it was very gray with like another version of gray on top of it. oh yeah. Search ↗
6345.780 and they give you that weird spoon under the cover of the ice cream, which i'm not a big fan of. yeah, that is... i agree with that. i'm not into that. it's like a weird like pizza palette or something. i don't even know what it is, but i don't like it. i'm not into it. i think we should ban those. i don't know anything about them, but i think we should get rid of them. do they even have a name? no, and they never will. they're good. it'll just make them harder to kill. Search ↗
6434.020 it's such bullshit if you get to look in the magazine and it shows you what all the other international flights get to see and the one you want to see isn't on your nerves. yeah! that is a united thing specifically, i think, which is hilarious. you're like, okay, if you're flying to asia this week, you get to watch the imitation game. if you're flying to europe, you get to see, like, transformers 3. what? that's terrible! it's like, do you guys even care about us? what are you doing? give us all the good movie! Search ↗
8555.660 yeah, i mean when we die we'll all be in the same place for sure. yep, but that's not what i was talking about then all right, let's get another challenge going i would love some lunch day videos. yeah there's bread time lunch and dinner and isaac what time do you think an l? well the game comes out of 10 first video should be done by 11 second video done by noon and maybe streaming by 1230 one two somewhere in there. it's a banker. oh Search ↗
8789.600 i'm being able to do this stuff with my bank. oh jesus. that's a little scary. i don't know, maybe i should upgrade one of these banks? what does upgrading a bank do? better like interest rates. i think you get my stuff faster. damn. i just want the bank to live long enough so i can sell it. either that or you get bailed out by obama, am i right? yeah! wow. zing! Search ↗
9062.260 bob ross does what he does for you. you're gonna let nick sandbag as he pleases. i don't even think he noticed. i must have missed the first sandbag. i didn't notice i did. i do it instinctively. that's the biggest sandbagging of all. before you even know you're doing it. yeah. i'm the worst. i'll get these accelerators. how's my kitty? he's fat and happy. he's a good boy. that's good, yeah. it's good for a cat, man. he scratched me a lot when i got back, because i guess he was lonely. Search ↗
10132.160 oh, yeah, that's like dunkin donuts, isn't it? yeah, something like that. america runs on that. all good! i made the diamonds so low that i can't get them. what does canada do about that then if america runs on dunkin you can't run on it too? we still have some dunkin donuts here. they're not as common though for sure. we have tim hortons instead. do you know what their slogan is? tim hortons? no, dunkin. Search ↗
10256.820 that land is not gonna be there pretty soon, nick. i would advise you to stop building on it. it's my land, i'll do what i like. this is not gonna get any better up there, down there. oh no, he wasn't kidding. the land is gone. i was not kidding, i'm putting all my emphasis on this land. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

19.740 there's a button, see that? yeah, what's it do? yeah, when you hit it, it starts the enemies spawning in and you keep fighting them until they all stop or you want to get your money and leave and then you press the button again and take damage. so yeah, green mode, basically you just, uh, you pick your own items by killing enemies and then getting money and then using that money to buy items from the shop. Search ↗
86.240 oh, they give you a representational image now. how do i get rid of my curse? how do i go down and go to the next floor? or even you get rid of any curse wait wait black candle. i i didn't beat the timer it doesn't matter. it's just when the next wave shows up yeah, so it'll show up no matter what when that timer runs out or it'll show up when you kill the last enemy if you're going how do i know when the last enemy is? Search ↗
129.020 always you definitely want to do white door which is a free item and then you can decide whether or not you want to pay five cents for a key to get into your item room i got this weird damn it caffeine pill speed up size down. i took that that we're pretty good actually that's a completely acceptable item there's nothing in this hill that i got yeah, how's that? that's a good one. you want that it's a great one yeah, and now how do i go through this door? i want to know and now what you need a key oh? Search ↗
576.400 do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so? Search ↗
605.720 how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run really? what are you talking about? that was my question! like you think, i mean i know. phd is amazing! how much work are you gonna do with pills on this run? alright, i got it. you're gonna pay uh freaking 15 cents for one hp upgrade. i got fucking puberty. or you could pay 15 cents and get like all stats upgrades over and over throughout the game. oh god. is this gabriel or uriel? i need to know. what is this question? is this a question designed to break the human mind? Search ↗
695.860 he's got a giant cyclops visor and a mushroom for a head. that is pretty sweet. i love it. i don't even know what you do to get mushroom transformation. this is the second or third time i've gotten it. i don't know why. oh, and i'm mom too! Search ↗
713.120 we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh Search ↗
735.720 did i get the htc vive? is that what this move is? the vr headset is a good item. what does it do? you have like big ring tiers that shoot out that look like technology. i don't have any of that shit. you must have. probably the azazel takes precedent. yeah, that's unfortunate because that item is actually really good. Search ↗
827.300 i mean, i don't have it, but i'm just trying to describe what missing no yeah, yeah, it's a box with boxes inside of it, and it's it's like peepers eye it's kind of like flying around the screen here. that's pretty sweet you ever see this bad boy hey, i gotta deal with an angel. i wonder if there's a glitch transformation. apparently this is like glitch glitch, baby oh my god steam sale. it's the best day of all time best although it'll probably get rerolled next floor anyway what's um matchsticks do matchstick is? Search ↗
1044.020 so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting. Search ↗
1075.500 what's like this weird ghost skeleton that killed him? he used to be the ghost and now he's a skeleton. he's a skeleton ghost, that's kinda weird. i mean when ghosts die they leave skeletons just like we do. you gotta decide when you die if you want to be a skeleton or a ghost, it's up to you. what would you be if you could choose? uh, ghost. definitely ghost, right? like 169% ghost, yeah. skeletons get the short end of the stick. how could you not choose ghost out of those options? skeletons get the short bone, that's for sure. short end of the dick, yeah. skeletons get the short bone. Search ↗
1108.580 i should really say something on twitter what about getting josh to do the voice acting for isaac because i agree and i will. they don't have to talk to you about that. tyrone. who's that? he's like the... i'm just fucking with you, i know who he is. okay. ah they roasted and toasted me. enemies appeared and then they... oh there they go. okay. do you still get heart containers for murdering or can you kill Search ↗
1452.960 see do it. there you go. see if he'll care kind of probably would have a new relationship. oh, yeah, i'd be messed up right? yeah. like hey stop doing that hey you get off of there i'm gonna have to call the police you gotta take this through the proper channels. i've asked you nicely now i'm gonna call the authorities that would be the greatest reaction though to getting your dick sucked. hey you get off of there. hey, stop that get out of there. what are you doing? you're not allowed to do that Search ↗
2601.040 i feel like lilith was designed, i mean it's super early, you know, like the end of the game's release. it's only been out for three days, but i feel like lilith was designed for greed mode. and if you only play greed mode, you're like, man, lilith is really good. you can get like 30 familiars on the same room, but on like a regular mode, i'm just like, oh my god. do all familiars start shooting balls and shit or what? or is it only cthulhu that does that? so the cthulhu gets your tear effects. Search ↗
3186.520 he wants to say sketchy. i was pretty... i was, yes. i was semi committed that we were gonna get killed in that moment. but you think that all the time, though. i, i, you know what? you're not wrong. i do think that on occasion. alright, i'm getting robobaby. it's time. let's do this. you have to, man. there's nothing else going for you. i know. fucking no health still. maybe he did kill you and you're actually in the vibe. aw shit, we got like a source code situation going on here. wait, can i grid this fucker out? i can. can we talk about what that means? Search ↗
3271.100 do you know literally has been changed in its definition to include approximately or figuratively? i have seen that yeah. please don't tell me that, that's horrible. it really seems quite contrary to the point of that word. yeah. am i the master of lock picking? no i haven't bought the lock picking kit yet. i intend to eventually. what is like a half a heart? shit, i think i did. get your heart on. oh yeah, batroom 100% designed by tyrone. Search ↗
3303.640 should have a stamp in the corner. what are edmond designed the room that just has no enemies and a single button and if you press it there's a 50% chance you get a spirit heart. that's an edmond room. room. tyrone's rooms are every single room with enemies in it. edmond's like, maybe we should do something nice for the players and tyrone's like, little bitch. why would you say that? you gotta punish the players. make more dlc, edmond. i need another, you know, uh, bmw this year. Search ↗
3780.900 and it's steven. thank you as well, but like josh you watch wrestling. maybe you can shed some light on it okay, everyone's tweeting about kane, right? yeah. yeah, what's going on with kane? is it kane's character? is it kane the person who plays the character or is it the actor who plays the character who plays kane the wrestler? i don't get it. so there's the actor that plays kane his name is not kane. what's his name? do you know i forget you guys okay? Search ↗
5534.060 skype for some reason makes everybody really quiet in x split whenever somebody new calls. so you got like 10 codes might even be 12 for after birth to give away. how should we do these? i you know what i'm gonna get the twitch twitch giveaways google chrome thing really quick here while you're doing that i'm gonna i'm gonna give you 10 rebirth codes because i've had a couple people who are Search ↗
5915.720 gives you something to do with batteries too. i think you should use it every time it's available. okay. unless you already have an awesome... oh, well i got polyphemus on my first roll, so thank you. i'm not kidding either. what is, uh... what's octopus mode? like i'm flying an octopus. oh, you're like a cthulhu monster. i guess, yeah. it's a transformation that we don't know how you get. yeah, nobody knows actually. well, what do i have? i don't know, what are my items? Search ↗
6321.320 what do we get? robo baby. oh my god. it makes you immune to explosions. okay, that's good to know actually. and actually very sensible thematically speaking. oh! mom's knife is a devil room thing now. first item room. holy mantle. rainbow worm. here we go, baby. mom's knife is a de wasn't mom's knife a devil room item before? yeah. i don't know. mom's knife has always been a devil room item. i've never seen it before. how is that even possible? Search ↗
6766.560 do michael caine doing a fat bastard impression? i mean, that's do michael caine doing a scottish accent basically. what? all bigger than you. eye on the food, chite. get in my bedding. that's pretty good. something like that. seemed coherent. that's how he talks. oh. if you use the d4 like right as you pick up the item off the pedestal, it just doesn't reroll the thing. yeah! i've noticed that on the floor job. i've learned that now. what is this item? marked tears. it's like epic fetus tears. that's pretty weird. Search ↗
6961.320 i remember this line in an aerosmith song. he talked about odeon on his lady sweet pink asshole. that line always sticks out in my head. i don't remember what song it is, but i think it was from the get a grip album. oh, and thanks agent aaron again for the subscription too. very kind of you. yeeehaaa! i always try to do one when josh is around. duck game. don't forget to change your name. to duck game. legally. Search ↗
8902.240 i gotta get rid of nightbot, he's getting rid of like people that are just typing in all caps. he's like a real bitch about it too. yeah, i know. he's like, what did i get ya? unmod nightbot. i thought you called him nightbody at first. do you think you have a nightbody? i was so... i was in the clear. chad, do you have a nightbody? Search ↗
9623.780 he had the children and then she had children. so they're not the biological parents, right? i mean, i mean they are of the half of them each individually. they're half of the whole. okay, that's what i thought what do you get? well, i mean i get it now. i just never like crossed my mind before wow wow you turn me into a fucking sausage daddy would she like some sausage? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

745.980 you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh Search ↗
1386.660 i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking. Search ↗
1697.160 but, uh, thank you, dad squad, for life. thanks, dad. with a subscription. much appreciated. kitty league! we're getting carried, boys! you know what's awesome? is when you get a deal with the devil in green mode and it's, uh, two runes and they're both hagalas. that's why you leave those locked and only unlock jara and zethro. oh, can you do that? are those from challenges? oh yeah. oh my god, i never even considered that. Search ↗
2792.180 seems like a really odd thing for a bunch of businessmen to do and get all sweaty. it's pretty strenuous. yeah, you do it though so you know what you're getting into from a business arrangement. gotta take the quarter every time because we're greedy. thank you, turgid tallywack for the subscription. that's a good name. appropriate. i have a crown and a halo, boys. come at me. head is well adorned. Search ↗
2855.560 thank you very much, appreciate that. we're gonna make it rain on greed mode. man, i definitely should not have taken my reflection shot speed down tammy's head. this is just hot trash. that sounds interesting. what does this do? oh, that's what it does. do you get extra charges for your spacebar item on the ultra greed fight? no. uh, no. Search ↗
3561.380 be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh, Search ↗
3598.780 i need some water. yeah, feeling a little parched, you do it. i think a door just opened, a creaky wooden door. well, i will take this very quick moment here to say thank you for the anonymous donation of $3. hey, nick, just want to let you know the best new synergy in the game is ludo and this new item, explosivo. you should definitely give it a go if you get the opportunity. i will do my best, and thank you for the donation. explosivo? i don't even know what that is. that's what it says. i have not seen that item. Search ↗
4281.740 we got 15 coins guys. we've got 15 coins. oh wait, that sounds really good to you for some reason what's that? what are you buying because i can repeat i could repeat it over and over again and put 15 in every time. oh, yeah we had to do two so oh yes dick is gonna be pleased what did you get into 999? right now we can solve the mystery. i'm trying Search ↗
4815.200 chad, should i keep d4ing this run or are you happy with the monstro's long circle of protection now? let me know. do you know if when you reroll with a d4 does it keep items in their pool? like if you reroll one angel item do you get one angel item? i'm pretty sure they... i don't know but i know they fixed it like making all the runs end or the item pool like finish so you can keep rerolling with the d100 and never hit rock bottom. yeah that is good. that's what i heard. get over here. Search ↗
5015.040 guys, i don't think it's random because we've always gotten less than our most amount. so... until we get more, we know it's not random. just fucking science! that checks out. right. n.l., you keep throwing. my reflection is a good item just waiting for the right shell to be played in. oh yeah, freaking... this is hot trash in the city. this is just real bad. koopa, what do you think about betrayal? Search ↗
6587.420 so you had to do like an audition basically and that's what they did. so of course that would give you the best decision making skills. right well you know it's like you're supposed to be responsible but also like party pretty hard i guess. but like three of them got the position and then one of them didn't. it's just like they all chugged the syrup but one of them just didn't get picked. that's pretty shitty i guess. gg. Search ↗
7408.840 well guys, we gotta have money when we go down there. we don't need this much money i'm sure, but... you hate me because i re rolled it? i just re rolled that good run so we can get an even better run later. why you know what's cooler than being a millionaire? being a billionaire. being a quidger billionaire? yeah, being a gorillionaire. cool, yeah! that's when you own at least a million gorillas. man, you could do some stuff with that. josh, i don't like your tone, mister. how much candy those gorillas could crush? Search ↗
7582.160 yeah, that happens. so i've got this strategy to let him open the doors. okay. so he floods me with enemies. and then i use the maw of the void. i don't know if you guys have that unlocked. uh, yeah, i do actually. i don't. i use that to kill them all and it produces me black hearts. mmm, that's genius! that's so i get three per. so good. just gotta make sure i kill them with the maw and not my knife because it won't count if i do. aw, heck yeah. bomberman bombs. so what is this? Search ↗
8366.260 yes, every beat is under a minute in nine seconds you get a better of edmonds grundle well i was just thinking what if there was like an equivalent to boss rushing greed mode or something that? we've done it very fast. what did you do it incredibly slowly? yeah, it's a slow down greed mode right i thought i was doing that maybe an hour and 45 minutes or whatever. i'm thinking 109 hours i Search ↗
8663.460 what happens if you get ludovico and continuum? can you just take your tier off the screen and come back around the other side? i'm happy that i actually have an answer for you. oh nice. that was what my weird run was. at least that's what two of the elements were. thanks for the donation guys, i promise i'll read those off later and get all caught up. how do you feel about the little dolly? pretty good. love it. i think it's really good as well. i love the binky, little dolly, the pjs. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

944.220 i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken! Search ↗
1972.100 you're over is it tommy. what is that every once in a while? there's just the random a random thing that comes out of my body when when do i know when it's used i? asked in chat, but then i was unable to read because i was playing it at the same time. it's okay. i understand hey, garfondo i'm almost like to the point where i'm like i'm gonna take the hush out of my regular rotation because i just i get so frustrated i Search ↗
2513.200 alright. what bishnab said was proved false. it's the damage throughout the whole fight, the more damage you do at any time, the more defense he has. lowering your damage lowers his armor, letting you get in more damage before his armor goes back up. yeah, i think i need someone smarter than myself to suss out the min maxi kind of way of dealing with the armor mechanic and then Search ↗
3009.820 oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do. Search ↗
3136.800 i guess i can just like... oh wait, what's the point? this doesn't give us any extra benefit here. i used the blue hourglass after i fought the angel. it just gave me... i just get to do the room over again. yeah, i keep wanting to believe that that somehow helps you, but it just never does. i thought maybe i'd get a value there. or i thought maybe you give some money to like, the beggar, and then you go back in time, and then you have your money, but he'll keep his values, but no, they actually reset. Search ↗
4923.820 i don't know how loud to make this game. what are you talking about? it's about dynamic inclusion. i'm about to dynamically exclude you from future streams if you don't smarten up. i wouldn't actually do that. i know. i'm gonna get twitch going on. fox is the only dude i can invite on the stream and talk about magic with. Search ↗
5225.920 for jump? yeah. i don't know if it really matters, just as long as you remember. so whatever you're comfortable with. b. and then what'd you do for run jump store? i did, uh, run is on right trigger, store is on left trigger, and jump is on a. i'm having trouble storing things even though it's telling me to. and then a. okay. it's just throwing them. uh, inventory, inventory left, inventory right. i don't get that. uh, inventory on select, inventory left and right on bumpers. that makes sense. Search ↗
5538.900 i thought a yellow is what blows stuff up. is that a speed or a... temple bar? okay, i get what they want me to do here. i thought i was supposed to eat that berry thing to jump higher, but they wanted me to throw it under me so i could jump that way. yeah, yeah. i don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but they do say that on the sign. i don't read signs. you don't read signs? no. i saw the sign. fox, what's your favorite ace of base song? uh, i don't have one. Search ↗
5607.240 makes it makes a bit of a difference by what i jump jars five corrode pots one teleport jar and one revive excuse me. could you just do that for me? all right, you got to do it because you it means you got to get all the all the berries first yeah, you're proving like a base level of competence. i don't have that i just jumping without running make you jump higher that's counter and like that doesn't make sense. oh running before increase is horizontal. i get it makes sense to me devs. oh Search ↗
8110.480 i got a fireball, so like... you know. what does that do? i don't know, probably like there's fire as a result. that wasn't that bad. yeah, come get a taste. fox, don't ghost bomb me, you little dick! what else am i supposed to do? that's exactly what you're supposed to do. ghost bomb anyone he wants. gonna ghost your mom. sure wasn't an amomily. like i said, i'm not sure, i'm gonna have to look at the article again. our game store is mostly like... they keep it on the up and up, which is good. Search ↗
8229.920 wait, did i win? oh yeah i did. damn it! i didn't even get killed by you guys, i just fell in the water myself. what you should do is just buy 80 boosters instead. that's what when he was like, uhh... he was like, oh yeah, so we... we don't have the fat packs, but you know, you can buy the boosters, like, well how much are you charging the boosters? he's like, oh 431, which sucks, really good deal. okay. but he got rid of his stupid, you know, usually they're like three for whatever deal. but he's like, but we removed those. Search ↗
8975.280 okay, how do you guys get these super bombs like you got to kill someone? yeah, where do you go to the you unlock him hit one of those pinatas? thank you. oh, he columbus for ten months in a row wow it's a real he's gonna discover a new continent one day box. he should break this pinata man trying use your baseball bed oh, that's what it's not getting in the water you joker. well, it's had it coming. oh, yeah right through the hole Search ↗
9442.620 i would leave the butter out, but i live with someone who thinks that that's so don't leave your butter out no, they prove that that's not a thing anymore. i mean it like it can get moldy, but if you eat the butter fast enough yeah, as long as you're doing it within a week's time. you're plenty good just or what you do you buy the big thing of butter cut a chunk off your butter and slice with the rest in the fridge the butter out i freaking won wow Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

77.840 we're gonna play afterbirth and then we're gonna play... duck game. duck game, and then after that we're gonna play rocket league with mutators. and big ball and boost and square ball, whatever they got in there. what kind of afterbirth run would you like to do today? i've been doing afterbirth because i've been trying to get all the hard mode things. i'm not really too good, but i did most of it. like isaac, i'm mostly okay. maggie. Search ↗
656.440 i'm at half a heart. nah, you guys are... you'll get it. how do i get keys? there's no way to get keys on this floor. i'm more interested in how you spent the keys. i use bombs or key and then don't have to use. oh, okay. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. it's not... yeah, i mean i didn't want this to happen, but it's what happened. you guys notice the poop has been buffed a little bit? what... how does poop work? Search ↗
965.660 and then they like get away with this then they go like oh, so what do you think and you're like ah fuck? all right, sorry. what'd you say and then you're like shit? they're judging me because i didn't add i didn't hear what i said, but i tried to pretend. it's the worst feeling that's there should be real life subtitles man agreed. we get our google glasses on maybe come on mark zuckerberg. oh Search ↗
1130.100 now i've also lost three lives. no reason to panic yet? yeah, because you have nine lives. well you had nine lives because you're a cat. did you get the uh, did you get the fruitcake? no, i haven't run into that yet. i'd like to. i know what it does and it's pretty cool. yeah, it's it's weird. that's for sure. what's it do? usually like a random tear effect. random tear effects on every shot i think? every shot you do. that's pretty neat. not every really. there's some soy milk into that. every shot. Search ↗
1311.600 a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype. Search ↗
1558.940 there's a huge difference between living forever and retaining your youth by the way. yeah, but i'm just saying what if? that's not what the question said. so why don't you get off on some weird technicality? i get off on weird technicalities on a regular basis. yeah, that's just... god dammit. beat me to it. is there not just like a, like a slash on ban you can do to on ban everybody? i don't know. for like everybody at once? no, i mean, i was just typing them in one at a time. you do type them in one at a time?! Search ↗
1849.080 not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you. Search ↗
2425.260 what does the wooden nickel do? i keep using it, it doesn't do anything. you can see a chance to get like a coin on a room. that's shitty. why am i using this? this whole run is like a hot ass trash non stop man. i'm sorry. i gotta beat megasade on it though just to prove that it can be done. i can't even do an azazel run after this because it doesn't do anything anymore. yeah and there's not enough time! like 15 minutes left, i'm only on the womb too. fighting mom right now. Search ↗
2521.120 haven't used it, but mad this told me what it did and i was like it sounds like trash. he's like yeah he's about five times hasn't dropped anything you didn't get a penny. it's pretty bad luck any bad luck. do you? hey, oh my god. it's freaking damage. how was your weekend nick? what'd you do this weekend? i didn't go to the zoo played some i think mostly that was the big thing started undertale played that for a lot of hours and Search ↗
3083.800 you know, open it up and get unlimited clean water anytime i want for like a fraction of a cent per liter. i'm not sure what those two things have to do with each other. it's get with the times, grandpa! oh, i'm joking. i do, you know, hand drawn animation is something else for sure. i wonder if i'm ever gonna like fight this boss or what. like, this run is actually horrible. Search ↗
3402.600 well, finally someone's advertising for south park. maybe the show can finally get off the ground. which one's the deps? do i still have it? like, i'm on deps 2? yeah, you're gonna find mom. is that momland? it's momland. alright. so should i just donate, like, all my money? i mean, that's up to you. is that a normal thing? is that what people do? in this economy? i'm gonna do it. you can't stop me. piece of shit. thank you macros86 for the 27 months in a row! Search ↗
3431.360 it's a tremendous number of months, thank you again. it's a lot of months. it's a tremendous number. you know what's a real tremendous number? what? 69. no, i agree. i don't get it, why? what do you mean? why is it so tremendous? tremendous is latin for mutual orgasm. oh. yay. Search ↗
3610.120 to start a new run. this is uh, do you wanna just like uh, you could just go to duck game. yeah, i gotta, let me just quit out of this. alright sweet, i'm gonna go get some water, we're gonna play some duck games. oh you know what, i have this whole fucking cup of coffee and i just haven't been sippin' on it. see ya in three minutes. mmm, see ya in three minutes. i love how nl miraculously died in time for the right section. and then you give me a winky face? Search ↗
3714.140 there's one part where my bike got stuck under a rock and then bear tried to help and then he put his bike under the rock too and they tried to hit it with a truck and then the police came and shot him in the spine. oh, and then he died? yeah, he died. stop resisting! he had nothing to do with trying to hurt anyone. he was just trying to get the bike but you know the police saw it differently. sad. this is sad. yeah, riding bikes is kind of fun. makes you feel like a nine year old again. what's up? what does it say? what is what? get out of here! Search ↗
3905.320 do you think there's one where you start by fighting and by the end you're fucking because that would also be a good one hi, my name is josh, and uh you know today. we're gonna watch some people rumbler. i think that'd be a do you think like you can get partnered on rumbler if you're a good enough fighter get an affiliate ship deal the red bull go to fucking rumbler con everybody's ready to rumble in there. what's it? what's rumbler con? oh? Search ↗
4375.540 i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me! Search ↗
7534.860 yeah. i got... these pings look pretty wild. oh, bouncing off walls goes really far. ah, it's going all the distance. it going for... oh! beautiful! oh, fuck! uh oh. uh oh. bouncy. what do you think about that? oh? not much. move around, boys. get the cycle going. somebody fucking go! what's that? science building? that's a rave for ro. oh. that's a goal. i like this. Search ↗
8100.540 missed it. i'm ready. and feo chan just resubscribed for eight months in a row as well. well to mac feo chan. cube ball's hard to maneuver, man. i can see it being fun once you get the hang of it, really. right now it's a new experience for us. the rocket league guys seem to really get into it. wow! they should do it as a game mode in like supersonic, acrobatic, ultrasonic battle parts. what the hell, man? i didn't set him up for that. Search ↗
10791.960 just a senpai? just a samsung. it's just a samsung galaxy s4. there's no way you could really run a dojo. what if you have the edge though? nah, the edge might get you somewhere. the edge gives you the edge. the edge lets you look at twitter when you're on the go. yo, do you think professional wrestler edge has a galaxy s edge? probably got one for free, like all those pro wrestlers got black ops 3. they did? Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

752.020 what do you do you actually like capture the picture of the jpeg on your cell phone and then write retweeted or something? like there's so much quality loss. how does this even happen? well, it's gone two or three layers deep, right? so somebody else needed it you grabbed it again and then you retweeted it as your own image and then it's gonna get compression loss every single time or any compression i mean, i guess i've been crisp original image. i saw a video of a guy who like i Search ↗
807.380 continue. so the premise is you watch this vhs tape, right? and it's cursed. and you get seven days to live and then the lady comes out of your tv and eats you or something, right? but we've all seen the ending of the ring. the premise is that she's a little girl that got thrown in a well. so where does this vhs tape really come into play and what does it have to do with a little girl in a well? it's like somebody filming the girl, like, the well outside. like, where's the camera even? Search ↗
2724.280 well, like, every time i reroll i only have four items now. one of them is breakfast, one of them is homing tears. then halo applies full health. it's because you have chaos. you must have rolled chaos into your current stuff. because the chaos will still be able to find items but you have to roll, roll, roll through all the breakfast to get them. really weird. roll, roll, roll, till your daddy takes the t bird away. i'm thinking what i'm going to do is that, like, i have a teleport 2.0, so i'm going to like clear every room. Search ↗
3125.600 you get to the secret double hush fight, has to be what happens. now my bombs are mere mr. mega bombs but they heal me. they split like 80 times still. gg boys. what do you guys think about these blank runes? it's just a random rune right? yeah they're kind of weird. Search ↗
3178.420 are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad. Search ↗
3807.480 oh, xandrdota again with another $5 says, here's some more so you can get high quality sandwiches. also, the bagattis are real. have you guys played vermintide yet? i would like to play more vermintide. i've only played a few minutes. oh, we should do that sometime. yeah, i'm down. i'd love to play it. i wanted to try that game. it did actually look pretty fun. oh, this level right off the bat, huh? right off the bat. you know what? you do go faster. Search ↗
4034.220 how do you get this cool stuff? oh! you shoot it open with the rocket launcher. and then you get the jet pack to fly up. take a shot and see what happens. there's another one. i'm gonna shoot it out of the air. did you do that? okay, i want you to do that. alright, let's try this again. i love that you've made a new game out of this. i wanna know if it's possible. Search ↗
4289.440 oh, alright. that's fine. that's fine. alright, sometimes you panic. sometimes you panic. ah, this is my favorite. i made this today. what is happening? check it out. alright, wait, wait, wait. oh my god, i wanted to explain it. it's okay. you found your own thing to do actually. so if you try and risk it to grab one of the boxes which can also kill you, you can stack it to try and get to the chaingun. oh. wait, i'm gonna do it. Search ↗
4900.560 i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you. Search ↗
5192.180 i just looped right on that. that happens a lot actually. my whole idea was just go up so we can't see the trajectory of the grenade launcher. i hate this level just for the record. yeah, i actually really don't like this level. i wish i could get rid of it. it's not mine. i'm coming for you. no, you burned me! burned everyone. what? shit. we got to play this thanksgiving guys. actually canadians have a different one than we do, don't they? mm hmm. Search ↗
5308.200 alright, this is the let's see what you get a jetpack alright. see you later. oh my god dude this level design is like the background is really dark and foreboding. yes looks like freaking hell from super meat boy what are you gonna do about it? oh? wow wow i've been mad honestly oh Search ↗
5664.400 back to form. whoa! okay. what a disaster. alright, somebody's getting tombstoned right now. oh, don't do it. don't do me! oh no! oh no! don't do me! oh, you you're gonna slip and you're gonna get tombstoned. there it is! oh! oh no! i slipped! bananas! no! where'd that come from? out of the center question mark block. uh uh. Search ↗
6544.160 that net lasted for forever. really did! no! that's my key! yeah that's right! what? get out of here! oh he burned! he f***ed! he burned! no! leaving my head to perpetually bounce forever. what do we do now? do you not grab his head? where my f***ing head? that's... no! oh he's on fire! Search ↗
8559.980 the only job you would do for free, hand or masturbation technician. wait, what? hand? it's a hand job, i guess. ahh! ahh! ahh! i get it. they both went for the same humor. wait, so you would just give hand jobs out for free? yeah, but only hand jobs, apparently. that's the ceiling on that, basically. the ass ceiling. Search ↗
10882.260 and i killed myself on my own and shriek once just to test the challenge out to show people what it did. so that doesn't count. my actual attempt, i did it first try. well you're probably the best dude out there to do them, so i would say if anybody should do it, it should probably be you. i'm definitely struggling a bit on some. the guardian challenge i had to do like four times because you could instantly get your guy killed from a spike or a poop. if he stepped on a spike it took four hearts of damage from you. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

581.240 but there's some cool moms knife synergies. moms knife gets a bad rap, man. does it really though? yeah, i mean, well, let's do it this way. if you could if you had one hp after you took the deal no matter what, and you knew you were never gonna get like any more damage, i would probably take moms knife. i think moms knife gives you a better chance of winning the game. but the range though... Search ↗
1054.360 you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well... Search ↗
1513.460 just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid. Search ↗
2201.000 thanks for sticking around, bud. starting on the next floor, i'm gonna pick up all the coins though, if i can. i'd rather not fight you for them, but... gotta do what we gotta do. walk up to isaac for the boss fight, chaos guard. goodbye. this is so good. bumbo, get a taste, man! oh my god, runebag proptosis number one box of spiders. yeah, man. it's pretty good. but it's not as good as bumbo! well, would number one actually drastically kill my damage, though? Search ↗
2574.340 think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but... Search ↗
3072.580 and one in which you've already taken damage. fair enough. or not taken damage, you know what i mean. yeah, you're about to be in problems. yes. these are not spoilers for the daily challenges. yesterday you can't do it anymore. unless you got a tardis or something. you could like come on and step it up if you want to. but yeah, i was just thinking in the event that i'm trying to get the hush or megasaten done, deforming with polyphemus is probably not a great idea. Search ↗
3226.180 there's no way to manipulate the game to get diplopia to show up more than once i would assume. ah, that's a... that's a... because then you try to diplopia the diplopia and then, well, i don't know what you do after that. i did, uh, i missed my chance for bff bumbo. i apologize. well, that's not necessarily true. it could come back if we reroll aggressively. we need the coins! we need bumbo to stop taking every single coin if we're gonna get it. that is not true. we need... there we go. we got 15 cents. bumbo, you can do whatever you want now. Search ↗
3613.400 bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart. Search ↗
3778.140 what are we doing? we're gonna play speedrunners. i'm gonna try and make a room in that but that's always a little bit iffy. okay. this is play. i'm gonna go custom. alright, i'm gonna get a couple of yogurt. are you drinking a go gurt over there? i'm having a fusion. a go gurt fusion. mm hmm. is that the proper way to ingest a go gurt is to drink it? is that what it is? well, what else are you gonna do with a go gurt? Search ↗
4585.040 oh, dog farts. wait, really? you get points? yeah! that's what i'm talking about, man. that level progression system. i got points for a gotcha and for a tackle. why do you do a gotcha? gave me bonus gotcha points. that's when you make someone mad and then tell them it's just a prank, bro. gotcha! whoa! alright, that was a mistake. you motherfuckers can twinkle my pinky. whoa! Search ↗
5238.400 does the phrase based on a true story really even mean anything anymore? yeah. what even is true? oh! sweet! oh, for some reason you just don't get hurt by that bomb. yeah! alright. deer power, i guess. yeah, that's what the deer god does. oh, yeah, i'm just gonna hit all those boxes. oh god, now i'm accidentally referencing something that happened with game grumps. i didn't do that on purpose, i don't even know. oh, fuck! we get great drop points here. Search ↗
5589.140 but then we've had like, i think we had like 10,000 the first time we played bomb game or something like that. and chat was really nice! i was like, this is this is better. how the hell do we figure out what we're allowed to play? uh, just nothing triple a, i think. yeah. yeah, but nothing too indie either, because then they get fucking furious at me! you have to find the goldilocks balance of video games, dude. it's on you. the binding of isaac. yeah, basically. Search ↗
6362.680 didn't we find out? no, very derisive. like the thing that happened to him is he's just in jail for like 20 years or something? no, he's very much alive. oh, okay. and like living outside of jail. i had heard that he was in jail because he was squirreling away art for roughly 20 years. he's not in jail. that's good. what if you would get to the point where you like have so much gravitas in the internet world that if you actually started to joke about sean paul being dead it would be like legitimate news. markiplier can't do that. Search ↗

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