Quotes about “what a shark looks like”
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618.96
okay, let's play some worms now that i got my head my hat on that looks really good on you. yeah. yeah, why doesn't mine do any of this garbage? it looks really good when you turn your head to the side ready just disappear that's good i like every once in a while my i'll get like out of sync or something like that my shark will just like be completely complacent you know boo. what do you mean my shard you mean you yeah, i
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165.76
now we got a 4 4 sheep. we put you here. we move you up to the front. we put a sea turtle right here. we put an ox right here. and honestly, this team looks like it goes crazy in the mid game. you know it smell crazy in there. how about gooby? bro is not summons pilled? it's round three. like you people will be like, where's your shark? it's round three, man. what am i supposed to do? okay. we invest. most important thing here. give me a pair so i can get a level next turn.
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212.40
all right, let's do this. well in that case, let's do it then. hold on, let me turn off motion blur. people are vomiting in chat. are you a motion blur guy? yeah, i'm gonna go turn it off immediately. in fact, i already got like the slightest bit of nausea. why do they do that? do they think it looks better? i think it makes the game perform better. oh my god, 90 fov. let's turn that to like complete hammerhead shark level. what do you turn it to? 110.
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5010.04
i don't know why. if you were to ask me to name a european metal, i would probably say aluminum, man. it would be like aluminum and tin, i think. i don't know why. iron? yeah, yeah. that's not how we say it here. yeah, i literally don't care. even if it should be said aluminum, because it kind of looks like it, but we call it aluminum up here. trust me, we've got more differences than that. it's not trout today. that's a great white shark. they got to work on their elements posting. what?
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3153.34
no, that was the one we just went through. okay, give me medical. we can't afford any medicals, so that hurts. and then take me to the final boss. okay, that should be fine. we got a little shark bite, but no big deal. and we gotta defend the british ambassador, right? what the heck is... looks like the planet of the apes makeup. big stripe. heavy attack dealing 16 damage. boss of the death's head biker gang.
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2423.54
i'm very interested. i think this is the rare team that looks like ass but actually is pretty not bad. like our actual teammates are not great but our stats are kind of incredible. we're definitely going to lose this one though. okay, so this is the necessary pivot. we have to take a shark. so i think you probably feed your sheep. i think you sell your woodpecker. it's not doing what we needed to do. you're buying a shark. we're not on lethal.
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390.10
and it looks, it's one of the grossest animals you'll ever see. it looks like it's like a 10 inch long worm that has a hammerhead shark style head. this is not an earthworm type organism. and it's immortal, apparently. i guess you could probably just torch it too, but... i'm just going with what i saw on twitter, okay?
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36.86
you draw something that looks like 30% like a shark and 70%... that was fun. that was good. you could do anything. nonsenseery. hey, hey! you can you, you, you have everyone. nonsenseery is really good. nonsenseery is good. anyone? anything so bad he could do you so hard? there's a video of him as an adult now. really? oh, really? this is so serious. it's like i became a meme and this is what happened.
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853.56
we got something pretty delightful going on here. like now i feel like a scumbag, although now with no donut, our squad has been changed irreparably. we're still getting quite nice buffs out of it to be honest, i can't really complain. my entire squad looks so strong now. i'm a little worried about what their shark can accomplish, but i guess not really. that was pretty good. you should take some stats.
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1297.44
that way you get to fit in like an extra... i don't know, one sixth shark weeks every now and then. i think it would be a good idea, man. and again, i'm not morally opposed to the idea. it's not like i'm like, oh, you're breaking the sacred nature of the week. you're misinforming the youth about what a week is gonna be like. they're gonna have unrealistic expectations. not at all am i suggesting this. all i'm saying is i wish they'd come clean about it, because right now, you know, if you're hiding something, it looks like you got something to hide.
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