Quotes about “we don't know it's bad”
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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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no stranger ever wants good things from you. i wish that it was not the case, i wish that we could all hang out together and have fun, but there's a couple bad apples spoiled a whole bunch. oh come on! it's like an 80 degree angle. i don't know what would have pushed me off there. i don't even think a poke would have done it. or a hadouken. or you know they need directions. yo, get a phone.
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really can't get too attached to any of these guys. it's going pretty well. you know the clocks are actually not that bad. yeah, i mean they're just like more expensive right? yeah, it's the trade off is you wait a little longer to collect to start but then once the chain starts they go a little faster. stop destroying my turrets please. i mean i can say the same to you. mmm, i don't understand. i feel like this is kind of the crux of the entire engagement we've got going on. one of us just respected the other would just work out poorly for us.
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who created the burning basement? probably tyrone. we fire him? if there's ever anything in the game that i don't like, i blame it on tyrone. i don't know if it's true at all. i don't know what tyrone is responsible for, but in my head he's responsible for every decision about things that i don't like. you've got this like good cop bad cop narrative between the two of them. yeah, edmund is like a noble game designer and then he comes to tyrone with his ideas and tyrone's like, okay, i like your idea but here's what we're gonna do. the player can no longer see.
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i just don't know how he's doing. i can imagine kathy griffin, but i can't ever imagine what her voice sounds like because i don't think i've ever given her enough time to speak. she's on television. because she's a woman? no, it's because i don't... i don't know. maybe. maybe. wow, we're getting a lot of stuff out here today. it's not true. toenail clip things i don't want. those are bad, right? yes, those are dangerous.
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i'm chat it killed me. we'll come back with some duck game. thanks for watching so far. i'm sorry. i'm bad. see you soon it's pretty good. well, it's rob. rob's not here. is he dead yeah, not dead you sure yeah as of yesterday not dead that's nice. i don't know he could have died it within the last hour, but he probably didn't i talked to him very recently
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guys, i don't think it's random because we've always gotten less than our most amount. so... until we get more, we know it's not random. just fucking science! that checks out. right. n.l., you keep throwing. my reflection is a good item just waiting for the right shell to be played in. oh yeah, freaking... this is hot trash in the city. this is just real bad. koopa, what do you think about betrayal?
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a god amongst men. maw of the void does not give you black hearts. pardon me? i specifically took this item for the promise of black hearts. totally, you're gonna have a bad time. uh, yeah, i don't know man. it's not looking so good right now. pennies are from the greedhead. ah, yes, this makes sense. oh, yes, it does give black hearts! how can we not know this?
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i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole
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it's amazing. what is the host, dude? does that guard me from bombs? i don't know. guys, i still don't know what this item does. yeah, it's explosion damage. doesn't hurt you anymore. yeah. okay, well that's pretty freaking sweet. yeah, it's not bad. take that. i kept waiting for it to pop up the first time i found it. yeah, same here. i was like, okay, you know, we've had our fun, but when does this shit pop up? i'm ready. it's like those little tentacles that never do anything, but you expect them to. but holding still pays, man. like, come on.
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i don't even know what's happening on this one. oh, it's still ludo, okay. yeah, no, that was definitely the worst of the items that, or the worst of the rerolls that showed up for me. i just found a d100. i'm doing it. welcome to the club. hope you don't get soy milk in this garbage. oh, it's real bad, what i just got, but we got a battery right here. okay, let's tearpads. this one's pretty terrible too. dang. ooh, weird.
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ryan, you can go fuck yourself. why do i fuck myself? because you didn't save this. we all fuck ourselves on occasion, it's not such a bad thing. my mom always thought alaska was an island because most maps don't show it connected to the united states. yeah, but it's connected to something. like the border of alaska would be, you know, somewhere, right? it's connected to pineapples. it's actually just... what does that even mean? but also... someone? hey!
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we just don't talk about trains too often. it's okay, i think we've reached some sort of understanding. i hope anyway. and even if we haven't, you know, i hope that we can come to some understanding later. i'll explain my side in more detail another day. what's worse, trains or bad rats? oh, definitely bad rats. nick, i love you but i don't love trains. well, that's fine. i respect your decision to not like trains. a train is basically a moving metal dong.
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well, fake it until you make it. that's what i say about... sex. oh, this is really close. goop on a biscuit and eat it. i don't think i would do that. but dude, fuck! i kinda really want a biscuit now. risk it for the biscuit. it's like a big ol' biscuit. this is the level nobody likes. yeah, this one's like real bad. yep, there we go. might as well just, you know... oh my god! yes!
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they'd i don't know, it's uh... what if we're actually at the bottom of the barrel now? i think as a team we may be. nah, i think it's impossible. i'm just gonna... just play some with matt's gags after. get my rank up. artificially inflate your ranking. we're a good team. i mean... we have a good symbiotic relationship. that's a good setup right there. aw, too bad. oh. okay, i'm going back a bit. kill the momentum. aw, they put the momentum back in! oh, f
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