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nl you follow denny's but not nick this is correct. they spend more time together that is that is actually untrue oh believe it or not for all the the living time that we have spent hanging out in person it's not that limited, but i don't know if i have been to denny's since we since we've known each other oh but you follow them on twitch. how did this happen? they did a stream that was like an old school arcade game and
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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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really you really don't know the dragon had a name like that a full name we could be pretty pretty pretty wait you're doing metroid impressions now. that's not metroid. that was as the x files metroid music is like that. no better. no no no oh god, but i don't know man doing the thing where when you confuse star trek and star wars to it to piss off all the nerds i
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six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah!
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sweetie well, thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes play some rampage nights don't go anywhere and thanks for watching so far. i agree. thank you. you're cool people papa john appreciates you fucking the host get out of my way, dude he's just not opening ever there we go, you know what you've got to die i think when you kill a host and it's closed and you or you get hit rather by a blackheart or
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there were more classes right that we got to it we got to the end of this yeah, i believe so well no, that's not a whoa. that's just a little consumable dagger. yeah castle treasures with aids i don't even know how to respond to that at first i thought it was is this castle crashes with ads and i was like there's no ads in there
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in a way i'm glad that ended. we can try harder this time. do we have new classes now? no. complete sailing the seven seas to unlock your new class. refuse the you know what? i'm gonna play as the adventurer again. sounds awful. see if we can get like a mixed up class here. and then uh... will it be a troll with mohawk? nah, i don't wanna be a freaking troll, cause then you're gonna hit me. cause i'm gonna look like a troll. i'll be your appearance.
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it's a pretty good movie. how do you feel about groundhog day? love it. alright. one of my favorite movies. great movie. whoa, okay, okay. be cool. dude, that box is awesome. it's also great crowd control. it's like one less enemy we've got to think about for a while. very true. didn't mean to do that. i have weak bones disease. full communist. thank you for the subscription. i see what you're doing here. i don't. what am i doing? i don't know. it's troll face painting.
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what is this mushroom man? i don't think we've seen this guy. he's dusting me! yeah, i got dusted. i got an achievement called get trippy and also forest shepherd. hmm, what's up with that? i don't know, it doesn't tell you what they do, it just says i got them. oh, my controls are fucking weird because of the trippiness. crab people? crab people. i don't think this guy dies. yeah, i got like crab people with me?
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maybe go back a room? i think it's just because we're tripping out, man. i think you might be right. yeah, he's holding like a crabbud. in the top right corner, do you have a mushroom 1? no. oh yeah, mine just went away actually. it makes you a crab so you can only move horizontally. that actually seems kind of sensible. oh. seems logical. i don't know if it seems sensible.
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i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe.
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they just don't listen to their interviewees at all? well, once he's like, you know, he has scissors for hands, he thought she would have clued in, but i guess she just, it just hit her as a metaphor or something like that. or it's just like, i can't go off the rails because we have so little time to even banter anyway, so even if i knew what to say to you, it would waste time. yeah, i don't know man. it was pretty sweet. feels like a good, uh, what is it, uh, that uh, place that does the articles that i keep linking? verge.
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and it's not gonna have online at launch either, which is weird. how's it going over on the other side there? not so good? it's alright. no problem. just like royal rumbling these guys into the pit. they don't even know i'm here for the most part. that could've been a nightmare if i walked right into a bunch of them. did you see that guy? is this one of our better runs? i don't know if we've gotten this far. i think it is, man. oh, it's overthrown. we should be up to a boss fairly soon. these are new guys. fishman.
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you don't have to engage, i can just fire on him. eat your pizza, i have full health. ooh, that was dumb. he's dead. off with his head. we win? first beggar took all my gold. ohhhhhh, well... price he had to pay, unfortunately. i'm not a ninja turtle anymore. yeah. this was fun while it lasted. and i know what it's like to be a turtle, i guess. you're gonna be the one playing this, i don't have any money. me potion is soup potion.
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i just want to say thank you to thor the troll for the $5 donation. nl chuckled at my name so i decided my money is better spent here. much love, thanks for the content, daddy heart. thank you, thor. and thank you, greg nozzle for your $1.69. tell nl we need a fuckboy shirt. also, my wife was impressed by your feet. wink wink. my wife was impressed by your feet because of your toe socks, maybe? i don't know if toe socks impress people, but maybe they did. maybe they just once. alright, let's get some friends!
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look, what are you doing? i don't understand the problem. oh, i died! there is no problem. we were just waiting to kill one of us. that's all. alright. oh, i got a ducky so i couldn't drown. okay. let dan know his mic is kind of loud. yeah, dan, could you turn your mic down like maybe 10%? yeah, i can back away from it too. let dan know we all hate him. well, that's kind of mean. well, that's mean. is this still loud? i think that's better.
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yeah. the question is, do you know what today is the first of the month? yes. to cash your checks and get up. yeah, okay. what's happening? dan are you alright? i think we're having some bitrate problems because every time dan talks i don't hear a response for a really long time. no!
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yeah, there's no bone bugs. i don't know we're just drifting in the center of the map and then your model disappeared and like talking about drifting lies and we're just getting some art of this is your first collegiate project and programming i'm trying to get a hand on these sharp controls that are that's a that's an insult to the developers of the game dan. this is this is definitely cut above it capital quiz
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and there's like twitter name his twitter name is like dirt bomb or something like that. i'm not gonna throw him under the bus. i don't think his twitter name is dirt bomb though. i actually followed him the other day when we were talking about him on round table. his twitter name is dirt bomb. i think it is dirt bomb. it's something like that. it's like rusty spoon or something, i don't know. i don't think it's rusty spoon. what is rusty spoon? what is the second msn messages through your microphone?
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i know! wait, why does ryan look like a stretch armstrong and we look like minions or something? you got a fucking problem, why don't you say it to my face? he had to earn those arms. he really did. how did you survive? ryan gets cosmetic and functional upgrades because he's getting paid to play this on the nlsx. you have five baseballs with your name on them right here. i think you're all fucked to be totally honest. i don't know where that baseball is, i'm scared.
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and not personally no, i just i'm pretty sure they're around, but i don't know where they are okay, they're probably really in the woods which is kind of the point well. they're not really in the woods or the mountains that's why the woods on the mountain the mountain has pretty obvious pretty obvious nick is what we've been talking about okay. you're right. i'm sorry. i'm just being a little bit pretty straightforward question damn is that you receiving a tweet. i bet it is i follow a twitter ass us, and i guess today
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but the dying part, less good? yeah, this is like stuff that could kill people in the 1600s. we're pretty much like, you know, the same. are you enabling him, ryan? no! i'm saying that in the 1600s they died because they didn't have medical care. or as much rigorous medical care. okay, you're actually agreeing with me in a different way than i thought you were. alright, rob, in all seriousness, will you make a promise to go see a doctor in the next week? oh, the next week? i don't know about the next week.
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yeah, might've been one of the eight. if she just had like ten sets of quintuplets in a row, she's already more than half the way there. i hope she vasileski'd up her vag, just god damn! hee hee! you you what? i don't know. vasilele? we don't have a cow! we have a vasilevski. hee hee!
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some dads. i don't think boar has a fully dad movie though. but it's also not a movie for the younger generation because, you know, we can't put on fake accents anymore. it comes across as like really extremely culturally insensitive. yeah.
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don't you guys want to learn? no. yeah? i mean, pretty actively. involve as people. i mean, you like, you learn capitals and stuff, like, voraciously. like, you know. i know, like, the capital letters of the alphabet. yeah, same. that's about where i go with capitals. yo, i'm just saying, you know, you gotta, you gotta know your audience, man. if you came to this show to learn something, you gotta, you got a problem. no, there's learning that happens here. we do family feud. there's no, there's social learning that happens. are you smarter than a fifth grader sometimes? i remember that, yeah.
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porridge eating habits. that's where is eating habits. you know a lot of porridge. yeah, really i've never really had porridge no, what a strange lie to make up josh said it. i went with it. no. i didn't say that. what's your go to breakfast? i want to know first. let's let's do a compare and contrast cuz we got josh here yeah, he's a working man. what do you do to fuel up in the morning? yeah, i don't i
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yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though.
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no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better.
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would you like a grand slamwich only available at denny's? that sounds amazing. i would love one. i don't know what it is, but i want it. there's no dip in that bowl! with the new pringles tostitos, you don't have to have a dip! you just dip and then doesn't need the dip! i put my hand up on your dip. when i dip, you dip, we dip. fuzzygecko55, thanks for the subscription. have they not appropriated that song yet for commercialization? no.
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i don't want to look at the photo of myself because my teeth are so yellow. we'll use chris 3d white! i know it works! it removes 14 years of stains, but it can't remove the scar on your heart from when jeremy said he'd call you back, but he never called you back. chris white strips. jeremy didn't call me. i was hoping for that. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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pulled him on one he opened 36 booster packs there was exactly the right number of cards in them you know i way and then then like anything cool happened. they probably weigh the cards right to make sure that enough yeah, hold on ulamog and gideon and an ob nixilis reignited and a couple of dual. oh you got the ob nixilis reunited ulamog is a dick ulamog i would like to get ulamog. we don't have it yet though that's funny z. thank you very much for the subscription. oh
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it is. windows 8 never happened, so... ryan, why didn't you desk defend me? i don't know, the desk doesn't work, man. got him! we tried it, but the desk doesn't work anymore. but your copy of windows 10 is waiting. yeah, you're right. god dammit. i did that for all of us so we could use the space better. he almost rocked ya. i know he almost rocked my ass. oh, what?
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yeah, i remember that old adage. i think it's ancient greek, actually. yeah, they say, hey, prometheus, don't start fires you can't put out. it's not funny some other guy died. this is, we've already been through this. oh my god, we did this circle already. it's not! nobody died! it was a different fire. he did like a weird face after it, so i don't think he... yeah, that weird face, i don't know what that means. it's like a, it's like a leroy kappa or something. wait, like while he was burning to death? that's pretty dark, guys.
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no, go 8, 7, 6, 5. 5, 6, 7, 8! come on! oh no. 7, 8, 11. i know rob. you can't believe you've done this. oh, you've done this! i ruined it for everybody. alright, when we come back, we'll be playing keep talking and nobody explodes. it is a bomb defusal simulation game. keep in mind i don't have an overlay or anything yet because this computer was literally built
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do you have an options menu emote? you need an options emote. i need an osmo emote. i don't know if we're back from anzal, you gotta be close though. can you provide me with the manual version 1 verification code? what? i'll see if i can figure this out. manual version... 2.4.1. modules... morse code. okay. it was verified. on the subject of mazes. it was verified.
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nice. two symbol pNLs. we're doing well. first symbol pNL is a, it looks like a backwards version of the ottoman flag from europa universalis iv. nope. don't know what that looks like. thank you, next. that one? it's a c. it's a backwards c with a dot in the middle. yeah. okay, gotcha. that was right. next, on the top right is an upside down question mark. yeah. in the bottom left,
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nice! listen, we are masters of not communicating ineffectively. yeah, that game's just too easy. it's like a double negative there. it's because we practiced this before, we're experts. that's true actually. well there's that shit ton of other stuff in here too. yeah. well now i don't know how we get to moderate, like...
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oh fuck. if the blue light's blinking, what do i press? i pressed blue. i did. we're about to blow up. one more strike. what number? i gotta press two, three, four, one. wait, how many strikes do we got? how much what? how many strikes do we have? we're done! we got ten seconds, dawg! we exploded! i don't even know what the oscilloscope page was. i'm still looking. what bad? what bad with the other one?
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i don't think i understand what this problem is then. i don't really understand this at all. i don't know. okay, i've got a hold button that's red. that's how you speak more of speed. also if it matters there's a red pNL on the side of the bottom that says car. okay if it says hold then press and immediately release the button. i think we were doing it backward. i think we're supposed to be taking from the list on the right and giving list on left. oh okay. oh yeah that makes sense.
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oh, okay. damn it. i don't want to give backseat to the fuse man, but we gotta go faster a little here. once we've seen these several times, we'll be able to get faster. we don't know what they look like or how to solve them. the red button says hold. press it once and release it. okay, now we got two of these wires. or not wires, those monitor pNLs you guys were on the subject of at the end. okay. and they both have a 4. 4, and then under it, 4132.
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can't be done. study would have been the other one, but then we're back to the first again. no, study totally works. study? yeah, okay, cool. yeah, study's correct. all right. okay, okay. wires! red, white, black, black. that's it. uh, there's one with black as the last one, right? yes. well, i don't know. red, white, black, black? yeah. war wires. uh... uh, the light in the room is turned off. red, white, black, black.
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yeah, cut. cut the black wire. yes. yeah, cut the black wire. correct. okay, i'm not exploded. good. then there's a 3a red. 3a red. a, cut. cut. third red occurrence, if it's the third occurrence. yes. yes. oh, it's an x! that's an x. what?! third red occurrence. maybe we're just not understanding what the occurrence is. oh, because it's the first red occurrence. because it's the first paddle? is that what it is? i don't know, because it's the first red. no, it's just the first red wire. it's just in number three. yeah.
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okay, so you don't cut it. i don't know what to do now. okay wait tell us how many pNLs there are in this so go up until you get back to the first one okay, i hit down up does not work down gave me success, so we're moving on to the next pNL this one four five six abc 4b red 6c red this will be the second and the third occurrence of the red wires and
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kowal i have to know do you know how many hours you have in in rebirth on steam? 1500 almost yep, i've averaged four and a half hours a day since it came out playing and we christ that's incredible i thought i knew you would be ahead of me, but i thought you might be at like it's like four times what i have i don't just leave my game open either
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so yeah, the soundtrack is my only issue there. yeah, i wasn't as big of a fan of it as the original, but it's not awful. well that's exactly what we always say when danny b gets replaced. i don't know, i like the soundtrack to afterbirth. or sorry, to rebirth. i don't have afterbirth. i like it too, but i couldn't listen to it as long as it did the original soundtrack when i was playing through.
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like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know.
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well, i unfortunately, we got it on ps4 and i don't even know how to recover like my old gamer tag but, um, like, uh, it was just like, content not found, content not found. and i was like, oh no. well you charged me for it, so i hope that one day that content gets found.
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joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though
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then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i
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it's a little ridiculous, but... well we're not gonna like stop watching your channel if you skip a day though. i feel like you're beating yourself up so hard over it. it's not... you can't help it. hey hey hey hey, sometimes... it's my job! i know. yeah, i feel for you. i hate missing any days off work. yeah man, like i... i keep days off for when i'm actually like ill or away, you know? i don't wanna...
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i don't know if we're gonna need to, but i assume... i assume he'll have at least some new achievement attached to him, if any, if all the characters do.
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if there was like a rapper superhero squad, that'd be his superpower. man, i wonder how close we came to that idea actually taking place. immune to fall damage. you gotta think that like, you know, it's 1994, like run gmc gets pitched on having a cartoon with their whole squad. and they were like, i don't know, is this goofy? is this gonna cut into our, you know, credibility? we heard our image, you know.
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but if you ever need a rapper for the eight hip hop songs that are in rock band's 2500 plus library, i'm there for you. like, uh... i'll do the rapping part from feel good inc. and we'll have a fun time, but... your chat says you can't play rock band with the new guitar hero controller. is that really true? oh, snap. begun the rhythm wars have. that'll mess up my whole plan again. wow, that's kinda messed up. i don't know if that's really true. thanks for the subscription. that's what i would do. well, you know...
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you scum the seed. you know what, chat? you were naysay in my lost talent, so i'm not gonna give you the seed until we get a little further. i'm gonna hold the seed hostage a little bit. it's much more satisfying when you don't do the seed though and you just stumble across the run all natural. yeah, i mean, seeded lost runs... it's like, you know, buying a super nintendo game where you go to a casino. like, there's no, yo, i won.
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guppy's tail, pore, which i all found in the devil deal on the first floor from a chest. very good luck. odd mushroom, cube of meat, cricket's body, the screw, and cole. kinda threw some lives away to some spikes though. i don't know, we'll see. actually the segment is supposed to be over right now though.
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why is the game so framey? it's probably math is bitching about fucking blood bowl again. oh wait, so did green man fix the skype issue at all? i mean, that's like, you know, hey, well we shot you in the face, but at least you don't have cancer anymore. it's like yeah, they shot the cancer out. did that happen? basically, like, did it fix the skype issue? yeah, i believe so.
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i'm not using spider, but until i'm like 95% sure we're actually gonna win so i might only get one one chance at it spaghetti used to play ship on his stream. don't let him lie. that is not true. i played it on kate's stream i thought i remembered it too, but doesn't matter what would i know about my own stream?
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i don't know. sometimes you know stuff. usually you know stuff. you played ftl, nick? yeah. you played ftl? yeah, it feels good. i love that game. did you ever unlock all the ships? no, i didn't get super into it to that level. i really appreciate the way the game was designed, but i imagine it would take a lot of hours to get good enough to do all that stuff. ugh, crystal ship. the bane of my existence. i hate it. alright! we won! hooray! that was, uh...
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people tell me they give like spanish like lady product ads and i get really weird ones that people say lady products like tampons. yeah, but like in spanish. oh, yeah, i don't know get nl on programming that i don't think he wants to make a tetris widget for me oh, i didn't download worms. all right. give me a minute. we're gonna race. i'm gonna race against nobody. oh
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that's pretty serious. i didn't want to say it. also, thank you badboard. but rob, i think rob might get mugged a lot. because he looks very mugable. you think? he was talking about getting mugged the other day, wasn't he? he loves to fight though. he talks about loving to fight, but i don't know. he was trying to start a riot in that bar that time. i don't think he would have actually rioted if push came to shove. we wanted dennis to enable the riot too.
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no stranger ever wants good things from you. i wish that it was not the case, i wish that we could all hang out together and have fun, but there's a couple bad apples spoiled a whole bunch. oh come on! it's like an 80 degree angle. i don't know what would have pushed me off there. i don't even think a poke would have done it. or a hadouken. or you know they need directions. yo, get a phone.
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fire what if there was a fire? i think they would run i don't know and i don't envy that position to be in if there ever was a fire that would be awful we're gonna blow our load early here
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well, you got me down there at least. there's a worm orgy going on for sure. oh god, why do i have to be on the ends? i was on both ends. i don't have to tell you how this ends. yeah. sorry, it's just the way of things. i know, i had two of my worms on the furthest edge. that one chillin' down there by himself is in the best spot. yeah, you gotta boggy be that guy but we can never hit those.
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oh no. you guys ready? let's get cryotic in here. i wish i could. he's too big for me now. come up and game. alright. here we go. where's my pneumatic drill? oh, here that cat number two's into big underground drills. how did you know that? oh, i didn't baby. you just told me. what the fuck just happened? that didn't work out very well. you tried to mc hammer us? n.a.l. asked me for directions once and i told him i don't speak english.
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i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something?
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rob is more likely to stop talking to us than he is to go to the doctor. oh, that's sad no, he'll keep talking to me anyway. yeah, i hope so. i mean we've been talking for years now you have to have like an intervention. i know deep in your lungs there's a dinglet don't fucking move
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oh, i thought we were just doing quiplash 2 or whatever. i don't know it's up to you guys we can do fibbage 2, quiplash 2. i think i like quiplash the best out of all the ones i've tried. you like quiplash the best. wait, is that the one? no, fibbage? which is the one where you make up stupid shit? every single one of them. quiplash. we can play quiplash 2, that's fine by me. oh, this game runs in dx9! the dream is real!
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all right, i have to open it in my browser. we could probably do one of each, yeah. bum ba dum ba dum. should i get rob for this? i don't even know if he's available, but. if rob's interested. add him to the call. he can join for sure. then he can answer for his transgressions. homemade dope for rusted pizza? you guys have rusted pizza? bum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum. i don't wanna hear these ads either, chad. i don't need a blender right now.
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super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh
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that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally
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lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses.
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i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really.
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yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool.
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he's absolutely not scottish in that one. but does he play like a side character who's maybe scottish? not sure, i haven't seen it. i think that's probably the right course of action. and thank you to tones for the two months in a row. tones 22, an awesome rash as well, 21 months in a row! thanks guys. you are welcome. i don't know if i'm gonna be able to do a boss rush here. i'm a scotsman, we've discussed it and we've adopted mike myers. i don't think you have a choice, man.
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some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people.
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at least we got one transformation here. it's not the right one, but... you got lord of the flies? i got lord of the flies, man. oh! i got big fan and revenge fly, and i don't even know what the other one was. you know, i still don't know exactly what lord of the flies does. i don't understand it yet either. you fly, and if an enemy creates flies, they become your flies.
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no, it's really not. it's just the way it is nl. i don't know, man. that's pretty much the answer i was looking for, to be honest with you. maybe it's like how we've got the representative bodies to vote for us? mmm. like the electoral college. yeah, like the electoral college. like however big the state is, they have to have a certain amount of baseball teams to represent it. i'm just surprised they're in different conferences. like, in the nhl!
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i don't know what i did before they had a favorites list on steam. i had to go through the list and find them alphabetically. that was a lot of work. alright, there we go. oh, this game's perfect for webcam too, because it's got these slots on left and right, so my head goes right in the side there. perfect. someone tell nick to stop peeing on the floor. well, i hear clacking. lines from the nlss quoted me as saying, that was not a red bull ad, i just have red bull here.
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that sisyphus thing was him too, right? yeah, man this is sisyphus. rolling the ball up the hill. sisyphus. sisyphus. i don't know why i really like that. can we just agree that an omelet shoved between a waffle and a pancake is top tier? i don't want to consume this. i thought you were going to say between two butt cheeks. that's the zach galifianakis show, right? oh yeah, i guess.
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i'd rather crack them for myself. i'm not buying these packs because i want these packs. i'm buying these packs so we can make mathis feel bad. and also for the future potential of selling them. oh yeah, no absolutely. even though you're not going to, just to know you can. don't forget wall jump nl. i try to wall jump
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i'm like, look at this machine! you like to turn the crank? yeah, i'm turning the crank and then you can like, uh... we did one in tokyo that you can like, inscribe your name on while it's cranking. and i was like, this is the greatest thing in human history. man has finally reached the zenith of their... culture, uh, you know, evolutionary peak. fuck flattened pennies. a flattened penny is also like two dollars. that's a very strong opinion to have about flattened pennies, whoever that was. yo, don't insult flattened pennies, okay?
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i don't know if i said this right, but thank you to street panther. we've been off on this tourist stuff for a while. i'm kind of like going on to another world. and thank you to sir isaac 1982 for your subscription. lin's also in my chat and she's saying you're throwing shader to culture right now. i'm not throwing shader to culture at all! i just i don't like st. patrick's day. i'm kidding. i'm kidding. it's okay. aw, it better be. calm down. i uh... i just don't like st. patrick's day. ayy! the green eyed man. thank you very much for the subscription.
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and they give you that weird spoon under the cover of the ice cream, which i'm not a big fan of. yeah, that is... i agree with that. i'm not into that. it's like a weird like pizza palette or something. i don't even know what it is, but i don't like it. i'm not into it. i think we should ban those. i don't know anything about them, but i think we should get rid of them. do they even have a name? no, and they never will. they're good. it'll just make them harder to kill.
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that was also the flight where, um, i mean there was a snowstorm that super delayed it. but they were like, you know, sometimes you'll fly and they'll be like, well we've overbooked our flight because we always do. uh, is there anyone around that would take $100 american airlines gift certificates to go on the next flight? this one, they weren't fucking around. it was like the week before christmas and they're like, we're gonna give you $800 cash if you don't take this flight.
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so you're gonna be a stupid ass and just make sure you only die. i would like, i don't know. i would be mad. yeah. i would be too if i died. only one person died, but at least we all got our bags out. oh fuck. that's like the ultimate like i'm out for myself and myself alone moment. it's like okay, i've recognized this might cause like an extra 5% chance of someone dying, but it's my bag so fuck you. yeah, my bag my life. it's my body. hey man, i paid for the ticket just like everybody else did. yep.
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i don't know, they let me use it. i just was tired of hearing about whether i needed to use it or not use it or what i had to put it in modes or like i just get it. i get it. i heard it enough today. air lingus would have let you use it. okay. they would have been cool about it. it's because of the lingus, i think. yeah, exactly. and we think that's funny because it sounds like lingum, right? pardon me? lingus lingum? is that... or is it a brule thing? it's a cunnilingus thing. oh, i didn't know. i thought you were doing a brule thing or a... okay, i get it. no, not even at all.
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i'm like a next level strategy here now too. i just sold a turret. what? nobody does that. i know it's a new era man. so luke, so you know what we're doing here. we've got to set up ways to mine for gold because that's our resource. don't give him the time of day man. i'm just trying to help. you want to collect gold then we get cannons on the field. oh then he puts up shields and then i can't shoot him anymore. this is how it goes. don't give him the time of day.
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i don't know how this is going, but i think it's going okay. i'm really sure either. it's been a long time since we played this. yeah, we take big breaks between this. it's like a once every month at most type of game. i'm okay with this game now that they've removed
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he actually, mathis, his dirty little secret is that he doesn't even play magic. he just collects cards. i don't know if there's anything really wrong with that. there's nothing wrong with it. you're entitled to do whatever you want, but if we played i would smoke his candy ass non stop. i figured you had played. oh, we played. okay. we played. alright, cool. oh, i actually had played. i don't really understand the... i see what you're saying.
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really can't get too attached to any of these guys. it's going pretty well. you know the clocks are actually not that bad. yeah, i mean they're just like more expensive right? yeah, it's the trade off is you wait a little longer to collect to start but then once the chain starts they go a little faster. stop destroying my turrets please. i mean i can say the same to you. mmm, i don't understand. i feel like this is kind of the crux of the entire engagement we've got going on. one of us just respected the other would just work out poorly for us.
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you know what game also doesn't have a lobby? probably. what's that? binding of isaac after birth. we'll have to ask luke about it. hey luke, what's up with the no lobby in afterbirth, man? no lobby support. we need a lobby lobbyist. i agree. lobby lobby lobby. there we go. random. random. no, i don't want a bank! makes you just become bob ross, he would earn so much money. i wish i could paint like him, he's pretty good. bob ross doesn't do what bob ross does for bob ross.
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oh yeah. we have like a mirror match here. i think so. quite literally actually a mirror match. mirror things happening. wow, let's just drill through the fucking ground and see if i care. alright i have health upgrades, i forgot about these. mostly because i don't know how they work at all. what's going on with this thing? not a whole lot. trying to like tilt my own laser. oh no i don't have a shield down there. i'm sure i'll get one soon enough though.
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missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around.
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we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh
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should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that.
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oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun.
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you know you really hit the big time when you can maintain 8k viewers staring at the title screen. i'm just waiting for this motherfucker to finish his run. why don't you just do something else with your time? because we need you to finish your run and then we'll get the josh, it's okay. just catch up, it's fine. don't worry josh, we'll be here for you. if we start a run as lillith, you might not be lillith. you might not have lillith. doesn't make any sense. congrats, titanium tigers for beating golden god on meepoi. there you go.
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alright nick, you know what? let's you and i do a lilith, steve. we'll wait for this. he's gotta be close, right? no? he's killing our momentum! alright. we're 36 minutes in here! what do you want a lilith? you wanna greed lilith or what? yeah, nah. just lilith hard mode. alright. where do you wanna go? anywhere? i don't know. what do you what does this mean? where do you wanna go? i'll go to the dark room.
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who created the burning basement? probably tyrone. we fire him? if there's ever anything in the game that i don't like, i blame it on tyrone. i don't know if it's true at all. i don't know what tyrone is responsible for, but in my head he's responsible for every decision about things that i don't like. you've got this like good cop bad cop narrative between the two of them. yeah, edmund is like a noble game designer and then he comes to tyrone with his ideas and tyrone's like, okay, i like your idea but here's what we're gonna do. the player can no longer see.
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gonna troll it up a little bit exactly tyrone kicks up the the troll levels and then edmund is like i don't know i want people to see my vision clearly on the screen and then tyrone's like fuck you you little bitch just for that we're adding a fucking filter to the womb and we're never taking it away. yeah we're adding a new pill. it's called retro vision. oh god no
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now blow this up and there's no spirit hearts. alright, we're gonna run ads. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for watching and see you soon. see you soon. see you soon. what? are you okay? yeah, i'm fine. i don't know why i'm excited. like i do the same thing. i'll make like an oink sound and then it's just like... it does something weird to the back of your throat.
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feel like in my left arm my blood's kind of sticky right now, but i love it all right, you know we can get back rebecca mads all right. how you want to go about this then? i'm just gonna you know why don't you guys wait for like 30 seconds, okay? okay, cuz i have one hp, and i'm going down to the wound so i'm pretty sure i got a chance to just die so lost greed run then uh
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i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer.
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i just don't know how he's doing. i can imagine kathy griffin, but i can't ever imagine what her voice sounds like because i don't think i've ever given her enough time to speak. she's on television. because she's a woman? no, it's because i don't... i don't know. maybe. maybe. wow, we're getting a lot of stuff out here today. it's not true. toenail clip things i don't want. those are bad, right? yes, those are dangerous.
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so he's home, he's like a little kid, maybe he's like, maybe seven? and his mom's out and his mom just got home, right? but he knocked over the vase. so he's like, he's singing to himself, mama ee yah ee yah, uh oh! and then he knocks it over. why is he saying ee yah? can we get back to that part? i don't know why with that part. he likes vowels, he's practicing his vowels. ee yah, ee yah, oh. right? ee yah, ee yah, oh. nails are cool. yeah, man. temporary demon form or guppy's paw.
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i don't know. i'm in like the fucking... the foggy caves of water. they suck. yeah, man. okay, what floor are you on, josh? uh... flooded caves 2, curse of darkness. oh, is he on 4? how about you, nick? i'm doing a greed run. i'm on the womb right now. so we're just like all super off from one another. yeah. let's try to beat like a hard mode as the loss maybe. okay. he starts with a d4 now. you think i could do that? uh, yeah, i gotta do the hush fight with loss, so that would be fine.
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gives you something to do with batteries too. i think you should use it every time it's available. okay. unless you already have an awesome... oh, well i got polyphemus on my first roll, so thank you. i'm not kidding either. what is, uh... what's octopus mode? like i'm flying an octopus. oh, you're like a cthulhu monster. i guess, yeah. it's a transformation that we don't know how you get. yeah, nobody knows actually. well, what do i have? i don't know, what are my items?
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huh? yeah, i'm his majin. boo. you know you guys got to figure it out. what are you? no? we don't you got to figure it out mister no someone said the cthulhu monster is three demon items is that well. it's a demon. i okay, so yeah i got like the the bloody the bloody friend yeah, kind of blood everywhere, and i had the pentagram that i have the circle question mark you guys ever seen a bomb judgment i
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did you see drax's video about mr. green man? it was terrifying. yeah, i bet it was. it was really good. it was a northern minded thing. i don't know what the heck's going on. so i started as the lost, and then i went to the curse room and used undefined instead of the d4, teleported into an error room, picked up piercing shots, and now i'm just like, well i guess i'll stick with it. it's a little weird, but we'll try it anyway.
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what do we get? robo baby. oh my god. it makes you immune to explosions. okay, that's good to know actually. and actually very sensible thematically speaking. oh! mom's knife is a devil room thing now. first item room. holy mantle. rainbow worm. here we go, baby. mom's knife is a de wasn't mom's knife a devil room item before? yeah. i don't know. mom's knife has always been a devil room item. i've never seen it before. how is that even possible?
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i'm chat it killed me. we'll come back with some duck game. thanks for watching so far. i'm sorry. i'm bad. see you soon it's pretty good. well, it's rob. rob's not here. is he dead yeah, not dead you sure yeah as of yesterday not dead that's nice. i don't know he could have died it within the last hour, but he probably didn't i talked to him very recently
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have you talked to him within the last hour? no, i was here with you. just sayin'! oh, here's the october dlc for rock band. what do we got in there? i don't like any of this. still watchin'. weird al yankovic, my own eyes. they do have love in an elevator now by aerosmith. they don't have, they don't know. now it's love in an elevator, livin' it up while you're goin' down. that's the one.
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josh, help me! help me! yeah, i got shot. oh, luke doesn't own duck game. i'm sorry. you should get it. it's fun. i'll probably... i don't have a hat on. wait, no one has hats but me. we could like restart with hats. yeah, i need hats, man. alright, alright. let's get out of here. this is all wrong. i don't know what happened there. i just freaking spaced on the hats. i had a hat. because you're smarter than me. there you go. yeah, that's true. i'll invite... who should i invite this time?
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wow, and maybe yeah, yeah shrek is nice luke is now playing the binding lies of grievers. why don't you play after birth you scumbag? we all know you have it. they cancel that not cool josh how do you not know the story of the brady bunch and now well if only there was some like very? condensed version that you could point me to yeah, it's like the theme song maybe four men living all together they were all alone, but were they well i mean i
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i don't know how you died nick, because i didn't shoot. no we both shot. you didn't shoot your load? i didn't shoot my load, no. did nick win? yeah dude. well i was at seven before we started the last round so... i think i did. you were there. oh yeah. i think nick had a lot more than that. we might have like a fire alarm. yeah. i think the train is just coming into the station. it'll probably just like end the stream i guess. yeah don't burn to bits in a few hours.
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alright, well uh be safe get home. thanks for watching and thanks for all the subscribers. we're gonna go outside i guess and not burn to death see you then see you then i know how much he hates the burning floor don't become part of that really scary god damn it tyrone come on tyrone. well. i guess i'll just stream some more afterbirth because i love that game you you go take care of your business no the call to send
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oh, the call just ended. alright, well, fair enough. i'll uh... that was one of the stranger endings of a stream that we've done recently. thanks for joining us, rubblemuffin! i know you got stomped a little bit, but that's just the nature of the beast. it was still fun having you on. the game's really fun though. i think even like, no matter how you do in it, it's still just fun to play. uh... when are you gonna build some spaceships on imperi excuse me, emperion. i don't know. what's emperion? should i know about that?
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yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse.
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can you believe they still sell those halloween masks? they're still pretty spooky, man. i'm sure they play scream every halloween too on actual tv, which i don't know how many people actually watch that anymore. yo, what do you think would happen if tyrone just tweeted 110 today? i thought he's tweeted 105 before. yeah, because it was counting up to 109 for him. and then we found out it was actually 109 as 149 because it's minutes to...
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i don't even know how that works. look at all its spooky story. simplest robot, thank you very much for the subscription. hope you didn't get too spooked by the story there. i just need to find like three steam sails and then i can get everything for free. oh my god, i did it again! i can't keep walking out of the devil rooms! oh yeah, don't do that. oh my god, i died on my own seed. you know what? we're doing this seed again. i'm out of my element today. alright, what's this card? oh, we're breaking.
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just, oh we're breaking, we're just gonna break this guys. we're just gonna oomph all over it and... alright. done. remember that time i thought you said clitoris? that's uh... i was nowhere near it! it was glitter boss! glitteris! something about the way that gl leaves your mouth. every time it's like a red herring for me. every time? uh, then if you guys get to actually say the word... that's right, yeah, i don't know.
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i mean, i'm always impressed that like so many europeans can speak multiple languages. i know it makes me feel ignorant but like we don't have to not that that's a great attitude to have but like it's very rarely come up we would like whenever you travel overseas people if you speak english. they're like okay. i'll talk to you you don't have to talk to me like i'll make an effort. yeah, you idiot. i found a purple black box with purple edges what is that?
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i don't know what you do little seraphim, but i like how you look. whoa, you're following me. i like the look it's giving me right now. better fight for me. bob's bladder? bob's bladder. have we built a whole bob yet? yeah, where's the bob transformation, tyrone? there is one actually. oh man! i was joking. i don't know what any of the transformations do, but...
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you should take it, man. i think it's okay as lilith. i took it, we'll see what happens. hmm. hmm. d100? i don't want a d100, my sweet diamond tears. oh my god. my technology is stupid. guys, i don't even know what's going on anymore in this game. we're gonna need some more money though. oh wait, i can make as much money as i want. how are you doing that? oh, litter bombs.
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i'm thinking i might try it out for myself. i will have to run that by kate though, but i'm optimistic. we're looking for a fetus. one penny. pick me up poop. no penny. damn it. this is like our last chance to have any chance. i'm not very optimistic. oh, everyone cool that kate's in chat? this is like a busted sewing machine or something like that. curse of the tower. i don't know what that means. that scares me a little bit.
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i don't know about that guys. i still have never seen brimstone in afterbirth. really? i didn't know it was possible to go this far without it, but uh... where are you little fetus? i'm coming for you! no comment on that one. what is this? no, sorry, that was close. there we go. there it is. nice.
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i don't know, i think we've tapped this well dry just about guys. the dick? not the dick well, but this shop well. we have really blown through it. you better water those begonias. wait no, i rolled my d20. it won't get you if you use it. yes they are.
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shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport.
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i you know, it's like seeing like a family member at rock bottom or something. like i don't want to see azazel in this state. or right after a car accident. exactly. i want to remember him as he was at his height. i'll wait for him to recover and then we'll he's getting a closed casket for now. yeah. and then he's gonna reanimate in three days. 109 hours. starring james franco. greed's getting that full on eve treatment right now guys.
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i don't know if we're doing this as it was intended guys, but uh, we're only using the tools that we were given. fucking data miners. what the fuck is this? i'm an item miner is what i am. i have like a kind of blue piece of paper with a big ol' like hole in it and it made a lot of shit explode for some reason. okay. is that a oh it's yeah. it's one of the caps. i think it makes poop explode and stuff when you like it
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guys, i don't think it's random because we've always gotten less than our most amount. so... until we get more, we know it's not random. just fucking science! that checks out. right. n.l., you keep throwing. my reflection is a good item just waiting for the right shell to be played in. oh yeah, freaking... this is hot trash in the city. this is just real bad. koopa, what do you think about betrayal?
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i don't know if it's worth it. my sanity. yeah, might want some variety at some point. what is this? sorry, pardon me? i've got like a big nuclear symbol. around here we say, what are those? i got a nuclear symbol and an x ray visor together. this is weird. it's like farming in wow. this is much faster. with two coins per? fuck your sanity, it's worth it, it's faster. wait, was milk worth it or not worth it, nick?
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you need a stronger build for this type of farming. i have fucking godhead and sacred heart. and death's touch and chocolate milk, bro. like... there's nowhere else to go. what do you want from me? god damn it, cobalt! why don't you know your items yet? my crotch was long! and i got the new crown thing. and the coin thing. oh, we're gonna hit 99 cents for sure. is that a chaos card?
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my body it's okay. i got one more day tomorrow, and then we'll start working on this. i guess they're on our normal streams what was your machine and when like at its peak before the patch no? i mean like whatever it was that winning date crash. i don't know you what was it at chat was anybody paying attention was it to 30 something? i think yo what if it was 109 oh no? what if it was 218?
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okay, you guys want me to random or i could do a seated greed mode run with these guys, but i don't know if we can donate to the machine on the seated one. yeah, why don't you, because i just finished my run and beat ultra greed, so why don't you start a run and give me your seed? if you can give me less than a minute, i'll be with you on that. there you go. well, i'm gonna run some ads. kobol, you can feel free to start if you want to, i think.
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i just don't feel like watching you guys tell me that our ads are running in the chat right now. everybody likes to let me know, it's like i know, i pushed the button. so i'll wait for these guys to get back and we'll start it up guys. i'm excited. if you let me run ads every eight minutes we can bankrupt twitch right now guys. we can do it. sirsilencescope thank you for the sub sandwich.
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so anonymous, man. i don't even know who to thank. thank you, anonymous. you can thank me. it wasn't me though, but you can thank me if you want. nick? it wasn't me, it was actually shaggy. oh yeah. also we got a d100, so apparently this run is gonna be fun after all. there you go, one run. d100. the only thing i can find is just straight tier 8. like, everywhere tier 8. tiers delay. i'm on the boss fight, first boss fight on the caves 2 right now. and all i have is tier 8. i'm still on the basement.
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thanks tyrone. yeah, you know what tyrone? thank you. what do you mean i fucked it? this is not fucking it. i'm in a great position. we also say ruined now. yeah, we don't say fuck. we don't say fuck. we say ruined and then vac. there's five cents from a poop. happy day, kaluaclay. best damage i've ever taken. okay. come to me, polyphemus. polysephemus. whatever your fucking name is. it's not even a good boss.
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well guys, we gotta have money when we go down there. we don't need this much money i'm sure, but... you hate me because i re rolled it? i just re rolled that good run so we can get an even better run later. why you know what's cooler than being a millionaire? being a billionaire. being a quidger billionaire? yeah, being a gorillionaire. cool, yeah! that's when you own at least a million gorillas. man, you could do some stuff with that. josh, i don't like your tone, mister. how much candy those gorillas could crush?
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sak head is op. sak head is nuts. it's so good. yeah, maybe they're probably gonna have to perhaps change that up a little bit. i don't know if we can do this to three hearts guys, but we're gonna damn well give our best here. i don't really know what's happening on my run either to be honest with you. i have a bunch of lives. i also have a bunch of lives. i have one. i'm just surviving. doing fine. i've got like tiny planet death's touch. also my head is a mushroom.
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let me know if you guys get more than seven coins in your machine at the end. all right, that would be interesting data actually yeah, or if you even get a coin machine from the day from oh, yeah i i've done it before i don't think we will this is where i should warn you if you are uh, photosensitive i would advise you to probably look away from the screen multi dimensional baby incredibly huge tears incredibly massive seizures perhaps careful
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you have the multi dimensional baby now? i don't know what that was, but it's great. yeah, that's what it is. multi dimensional baby. hello kate. alright, you were right. how's it going? sorry for the seizures everybody! we've reached platinum, or plad. platinum works too. platinum. works for isaac and the spaceballs. i need a battery charge. thanks for the five dollars, t vaga! thank you man. yeah, one of my viewers
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it's not here yet, man. we got away early existed. yeah, it's like it's still a little baby let's not get too out of control here is that shade being spat upon cobalt absolutely not no that is shade being spat upon the people who are like how do you not know that you don't get points for fighting the hush in the daily and that's just a hypothetical example because i don't know if you actually get points for fighting hush in the daily but uh
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you know, best of luck to you i guess. you don't really need luck. it's more like best of endurance. best of attitude to you. there's a chance our bike could break down or we could fall off a mountain and get eaten by a puma, so you never know. yeah, but then you just like... you start where you were, right? you start in the closest police area or hospital area, which is not actually that good because it might be quite far. i mean, but your goal is to...
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so how straight? fire three seconds then release. one mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi. yeah, okay. what the? that absolutely works. two more pretty flies? and those do a decent amount of damage. i guess we're just gonna charge up the maw until it spawns enemies and then we're gonna try. i see. how can you not know? the game is like four days old. i really don't have a good feeling about this run.
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a god amongst men. maw of the void does not give you black hearts. pardon me? i specifically took this item for the promise of black hearts. totally, you're gonna have a bad time. uh, yeah, i don't know man. it's not looking so good right now. pennies are from the greedhead. ah, yes, this makes sense. oh, yes, it does give black hearts! how can we not know this?
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don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh
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got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that.
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you should use the mouse for it. it's not necessary, you know? that feels awkward. yeah, man. and there are people who still get a little mad at using the mouse for epic fetus and i'm like, it's like, we're gonna... don't you worry your pretty little head about this. we're gonna win this run. oh, the mouse doesn't even work. oh, it doesn't work for epic fetus anymore? well, for this, i'm trying to use it right now, it didn't do anything.
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uh, that's a good question. i don't know. you might be able to use it to scum guppy pieces somehow. that would be pretty sweet. see, i can theorycraft too. blue hourglass lets you redo dice rooms. that, yeah, that makes sense. i'm hoping we get some more dice rooms on this run. haven't had my fill yet. in all seriousness, when you find the dice room, i would recommend doing it if you get one. okay. it's pretty good. did it just call that oh, i thought that said the foreskin. it was the forsaken. mmm.
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you're fine the names, but you may have missed the hourglass or not the hourglass the dice room i didn't clear this floor out. it's okay. yeah. yeah, we'll do an angel statue sure no no, don't get the bomb you stupid thing wasted a bomb okay? why is it shooting down when i use my shoot to loop? i don't like that bragus wherever marked is facing. it's not i was facing left. it's weird i don't know it was the last button that i pressed oh
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most of them are pretty pretty garbage. they're just not really a mechanic i'm interested in and they don't really help the game at all tyrone get rid of all the farts no more farts tyrone this runs off the fucking rails man that's probably good. there were previously rails, and it has just said i don't even know what a rail is is that some kind of primitive transportation network that we had before elon musk's president elon musk's hyperloop took off now everybody takes the hyperloop to the grocery store and
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i was trying to think if death's touch and nail shock could somehow synergize together what would it do and i guess it would make the nails spin which could be cool. yeah, why not right? and then i mean you might as well turn them into spinning bananas somehow. i don't know how we'll do it but we'll find an item that fits. the flies that the hush makes are pretty tanky actually. they're so tanky! yeah. but they make cool symbols so i kind of like them anyway. alright, galactic babies pretty good.
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alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about.
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strip naked and then installed this game. uh, why? why naked though? so i could put new clothes on. you're gonna be naked from the waist down, nobody will know. they sure maybe i am. okay, press left and right to walk. press up to read the sign. well, i did that. don't get me wrong, i would love to learn how to store items with unfortunately the controls that we set are not working. why naked? i don't know because it didn't let me jump. oh, left triggers jump. sweet.
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i'll take you up on that deal. i don't know if i told you so we played it like the game day tournament the day i was playing against had all i died for sure he had four right he had four death miss raptors, and then after he played them. i was like hey how do you like those death miss he's like i don't know oh sorry for making the conversation my dog i thought we would have a i didn't realize we were meant to fight to the death here the jabroni dude's not gonna tell me how much he likes his death miss raptors
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okay, okay. i made it up. i was stung by a wasp. i didn't mean to throw the sword. okay, so how do i like have it so he doesn't throw it when i let go a jump? i don't get that. i don't know that there is a way. you actually have to hold down run when you pick up a sword. it seems that way. and then jump. okay. we need a mod so when you play the calling horn it plays baker street. oh fuck yeah leather gloves sword. plus two to grip.
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they'll be okay. i don't know they might be using those new $50,000 sennheiser headphones. oh, yeah. well not anymore. those are broken now. oh i unlocked isaac's head. yeah, me too. i forgot they added hats to this. that's nice. he's looking his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill now for some reason we have his head and my axe
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wait, did i win? oh yeah i did. damn it! i didn't even get killed by you guys, i just fell in the water myself. what you should do is just buy 80 boosters instead. that's what when he was like, uhh... he was like, oh yeah, so we... we don't have the fat packs, but you know, you can buy the boosters, like, well how much are you charging the boosters? he's like, oh 431, which sucks, really good deal. okay. but he got rid of his stupid, you know, usually they're like three for whatever deal. but he's like, but we removed those.
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i don't like the tone that it sets that you've got to spend all that money because it means everyone's gonna be a super tryhard and i just don't care to play that kind of magic. that's pretty much what it's at, yeah. but that's like... that's pretty much everywhere that i've played magic. i used to be like you. and then we go to a store and then they're like, i play my wingmate rock there. and then i'm like, ah shit, okay. and then, you know, go to another store that's for like 10 year olds and now it's like a 10 year old like, i play my seidra, i know, and i'm like, fuck!
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i don't understand why uh, we do not condone this. what i just said. why can i not, like, jump up? ah. ahh! you know what? screw you guys. are you going home? i am home. home is where you hang your ahhh! hug me! oh fuck. this tomato sauce kill one of us with your ghost bomb. i'm alright. yeah, i i'd like you to you enter the game at some point. ugh. fuck, she's doing an nl impression. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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i just thought i could jump up onto that and said i fell through congratulations ryan. thank you. thank you. you're welcome pardon me. i said you're welcome. well fought. i let you win. i just know why don't you take some time to pimp your channel? we'll start with the michael ale fox. hey everybody
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that's some like advanced level adult life coping strategy right there. yeah, dude. if anyone ever makes you feel bad, just make them feel worse. that's what uh... that's bullying 101, right? exactly, yeah. better to start on your adult. thank you to 4lou4hehe for the subscription. ah, so i guess we'll just like die on this room then. you died? well, i mean like this room, i don't know.
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a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype.
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it's always people are always like hey remember that lfo song and then you can totally bring them down i think it's really has a really really funny song to make fun of right? hey the singer died by the way, so fuck you fucking dick the singer drowning pool died. we never talked about that okay? this is insensitive, but i have to know how because if he drowned in his own pool you know there'd be a sense of irony associated with it if that was the case. i don't think i would tell you oh
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i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole
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are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite.
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i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me!
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i got a big fat mama trying to break me. it's true you have a big fat mama trying to break you. ow! your hands are hot, man! what'd you i don't know why yours didn't kill me, but... oh, you fuckers! will we see an all fallout 4 nls s on wednesday? i'm gonna guess probably not. oh, yeah? i'm saying yeah. josh is saying probably yeah.
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i'll carry on the mantle. i don't think i know you anymore, right? i'm like a sitting duck. i tried to let go to fake him out. didn't work though. i never try to be big at the reaction game. every time, man. this is really silly. we used to be a team.
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oh, i turned around and grenade it, right. i just wanted the armor. you know this song right here sounds like that one on the radio that's like, we just want somebody to lean on. you know that one? no! i guess i don't actually. you know it. now it doesn't sound like that anymore. we all need somebody to lean on. that's a different one.
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you're gonna play cue ball? i don't know, we'll play like all ball. all ball. how do we... can we just cue for it or what even happens? i don't know, let's see if i can make a room. 1000 deluge coins is 13 us cents. yeah, i bet the taxi driver never even redeemed it. that's probably true. he's got like a bitcoin wallet he doesn't even know about. oh yeah, i could put on uh... you could put on underwear.
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you put on a wig and you know, i don't like underwear pretend to be me here we go. mutator settings put on the mad decent yeah, right. i can make it friends only but then i'd have to invite other people though. you got twitch.tv there's a lot of options here should really download some of these new cars but gizmo is so cool bear rolls with the delorean because he has no imagination that is no imagination man
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i couldn't have moved man. it's come lee smile no that's okay balls too bouncy. you'll never go in what a nice one. thanks. sorry about this coming smile jokes it's okay. we all make mistakes. oh yeah he's super dusting in this gravity just fly forever josh the bowl find its own way in life i don't know what's going on with twitch but like
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well, this is like... it looks like there's atmosphere in the sky. yeah. this is after the romans terraformed it. wow. we haven't still landed on the moon, so we don't know what's up there. that's exactly 100% true. the moon tried to land on us with that, like sandy eggo. and trump gets to be president. sandy egg. then a new type of like, intel chip. sandy egg. oh, that was a great shot. great save! josh is on point. low gravity. it's because he grew up on the moon. i don't get it.
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good fuck. i don't mind fighting these guys. let's do it rotary match. it's it the same moon gravity again i don't know or accident that we're there a second game playing it there. i tell me i had to play demand you'd hit to me we're gonna see pinball ball size small bouncing is high wait below that sounds good so wait this is a ball this is a this is a this is the opposite kind of what we just had wait. yeah, this is foosball. oh
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otherwise i'd just say we want to play that the whole time. i first touched it. oh, then they last touched it. no this replays to get the coach button. i don't need to watch that one. if malf was here, we'd all be winning. it's true. um, all right. uh, i don't know what happened. yeah, no problem. missed it. oh, there it is. did i hit that? did they actually leave because they like hate ping pong ball? i don't know. oh.
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intro to math. oh, it was the line nl so the points end to l. it elucidates here. i don't know who that is. he doesn't even have rank. we all have ranks, elucidates just a luke. yeah, he doesn't need a rank. he's on the binding of isaac subreddit. he's ranked as platinum god. vote for a rematch you scumlords. is josh good at math? no, hell no. i'm the worst at math. math double loathed an intro to math. i bet nl is a square. i like that.
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no! how many times?! god! that was impossible! oh, bear's in chat. hi, bear! nah, bear missed his time. don't die. i invited you a bunch of times if you want to play with us. but i guess they're not four on four, so maybe that wouldn't work. it's alright, maybe we can turn around. it's only one point. it takes eight minutes to set up a goal, though. yeah, i know. oh, fuck. whoa, i didn't expect that. ball's too big. won't fit.
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yeah, i can't do it. i'm not the leader wait. i am the leader, but it won't let me anyway hey, you gotta invite bear taffy. oh now. i can i don't know what just changed all right. yeah, yeah josh invited me to a trade doesn't help right now you didn't specify dude okay, here. we go. let's see mutator nobody's got the delorean oh
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you're maru now? oh my lord, she's wearing like a... she basically looks like a cat right now. i don't know, what is it, umaru? remember the animation? oh yes! i do remember the animation. umaru's a character who is a popular girl in school, but at home she just likes to play computer games. ah! oh, that's a goal. i don't think we scored. oh, we got it. oh, i mean, he's a bearer of bad news, you know? oh, oh! oh! keep the pressure on. no!
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wow, well done. this is impressive. is this fun to go backwards? i don't know, this guy was calling me drunk before, now he says nl for prez? i don't know, like... you came clean about being sober, so he appreciates your... oh, now i'm cool, yeah. yeah, your honesty. ooh, tandem shot, here we go. oh, ow. people don't fucking hate the modifiers. just like constantly rejoining. i mean, you did that in the last match.
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creative! he's very outside the box. that's awesome. i don't know if we're ever gonna score. i think this game might just go forever. oh my god, i rolled over the top of it. i stopped my own momentum. sex toy story? i think we've all thought of that one. i think we've all thought of that one. yeah. this is the one for pocahontas. you ready? poop, conk, on, ass. that's like a little too far.
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i don't wanna spoil things, but i know we're getting close to where i'm gonna have to grind out those lost post its and i'm like, ah crap. it's gonna take like probably like a week of sustained play i think at least in order to... because like beating blue baby is not that hard compared to beating an enemy like ultra greed i think if you don't have the chaos card, but maybe it's like i have like very little experience fighting ultra greed and hush so maybe one day i'll reverse opinion on that, but i don't know.
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they gave you judas a book of belial and like a sweet ass chocolate milk and my idea was you don't get shit you're like got three hearts your isaac. that's it like now you have to go through and if you miss you take you, you know, you get hit now to be out maybe that could be in like the next expansion as like cobalt streak because this is oh, yeah, we don't know who own audience probably some other streamer we've never heard of unfortunately
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it's amazing. what is the host, dude? does that guard me from bombs? i don't know. guys, i still don't know what this item does. yeah, it's explosion damage. doesn't hurt you anymore. yeah. okay, well that's pretty freaking sweet. yeah, it's not bad. take that. i kept waiting for it to pop up the first time i found it. yeah, same here. i was like, okay, you know, we've had our fun, but when does this shit pop up? i'm ready. it's like those little tentacles that never do anything, but you expect them to. but holding still pays, man. like, come on.
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chat, i love ya, but i don't know whether to kill ya or kiss ya. cause you're saying, uh, don't reroll this run. i'm gonna spoil it for you. we're gonna reroll this run. every run gets rerolled. that's the motto here. what is this? nothing is every other run gets rerolled here. yeah, exactly. oh look, he's horned. okay. it's just techpoint x, you goddamn scums. yeah, i mean, that's kinda my perspective, is, you know, techpoint x only has power over you if you let it have power over you.
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i don't even know what's happening on this one. oh, it's still ludo, okay. yeah, no, that was definitely the worst of the items that, or the worst of the rerolls that showed up for me. i just found a d100. i'm doing it. welcome to the club. hope you don't get soy milk in this garbage. oh, it's real bad, what i just got, but we got a battery right here. okay, let's tearpads. this one's pretty terrible too. dang. ooh, weird.
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i haven't seen that since a little kid, but i have seen it. oh my god, i got this baby transformation and soy milk with a cursed eye and it's got my reflection. wow! and i have the magnet, this isn't good. okay, this is actually way better. i don't know what this is, but it's better. i got like dr. fetus homing technology bombs. this is the worst thing i've ever rolled into in my life. it seems pretty good. we are all over the place on this run.
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that because people are like do a greed mode eden and i'm like i don't even know if that would count on our street guys if we like mix it up. i'm not an enormous fan of this run but i gotta admit shooting out like eight butt bombs at the same time is actually really nice like whatever the hush creates just dies to the area of effect damage death touch
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gosh, i don't even know if they don't have those items unlocked yet. it's all good. i'm not a spoiler guy i didn't say what it did exactly just makes the black hearts yeah, i was like thinking about last week and i was like oh man i bet i spoiled a lot of crap on accident just talking isaac with them. it's all good life goes on fine. we'll all see these all of it eventually that's probably true. i really like like some spirit hearts. i'm one hp. i
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i don't trust your little oh, okay. i tried to jump too. apparently what young was doing was just like he would tip like crazy like nick said and he would actually like drink there all night which already that's probably why do they have drinks at the cheesecake factory apparently and then he would like literally tip his bartender like 25 grand yeah come on damn you know we can make like a
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i don't know man. this level is really wild. oh no! you have fire powers. i don't like your fire powers. i didn't realize you could make your own custom levels now, that's awesome. yeah, you make some too, we'll make a playlist together. woah! it's gonna be a platform level and you have to just jump to one little platforms. i don't want it! enjoy! oh no!
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oh my god. i've been thinking we might need to have an intervention soon. i rocked myself. i rocked myself all night long. oh my god. i think he's shining star. you know what? i don't remember what the score was. i have it. i think i was one away. i believe so. i was, i don't know, i got a bunch. oh, my, goobot might get you into overtime. alright. i might have hit four if i'm not sure.
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it's okay. we had to come back last time. well, i mean then we did end up losing. the door is supposed to block that! god damn it! don't you pillsbury doughboy me! you never know what's gonna happen next! i might fall off the level maybe! what are those, quacks? you can make your character quack.
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48 seconds sweet plenty of time all right. i got you not need to buy the game to play you just go to jackbox.tv and enter the code you can play for free you can be in the audience i mean we'll try to be funny this time. we'll do our best. you know sometimes. i'm not gonna be funny and then chat says don't vote my this one's really really nice hard. i'm just gonna try to not be funny something that is currently legal that should be banned and
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so you think you'll actually make some duck game levels? maybe if i get some time man like yeah, that's what i said to you every time. i know i want to beat fallout and i've been streaming a lot and when i get off stream i'm like at my girlfriend's right now, so we're spending time with each other hanging out, and then she's streaming so it's like and then i've been doing stuff on her stream too with her so it's been like 15 hour stream days so i really don't have time to chill
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not selling at your community, i think. oh yeah, yeah, yeah. i'm sorry, i have such a sore attention span. nah, that's cool. i get distracted too. i forget what i'm talking about five minutes ago. like, what were we talking about? your comments, you know what? i don't even remember. you're also playing isaac at the same time, which requires a little concentration, so i don't blame you at all. yeah. absolute sellout. absolutely. i sell out for video games all the time, guys. video games are my life, man. i know more about video games than anything else. i don't care about other information.
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so you could end up with like 10% or more for each character. so like 1 in 10 times it'll break. that seems so shitty if that's the case! you gotta get it to 999? it never resets. max was out at 20%. alright. still, i don't know why we needed to have a percentage like that. i mean, at least it's good you can visualize it maybe, so like you first start you get a higher chance of putting coins in, but i don't know.
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but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head.
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i don't know how to feel about that other than supreme joy, but i don't know what the requirements are to get that item i think that's an extremely positive change if they actually end up doing it because we've been doing these dailies with the holy mantle on the lost and they've been a lot of fun right like i don't know if you played yesterday's daily. i did not it was the lost holy mantle and no item rooms, and it was totally fine, okay, so
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well, it's not a really good run. it's just a run that's beatable. right. you know, i mean, let's put it this way. people are like, oh, it makes the loss too easy. it makes the loss too easy. i ranked like 200th on yesterday's daily by getting to shoal. so i don't think it makes the loss too easy necessarily. you know, i think that's probably a little overstated. yeah, i don't think i fully thought this out. it makes it too easy to get the achievements, but... there's a lot of implications here that i've got to actually consider and i haven't because this only just happened before we started streaming.
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you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well...
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the ultimate end to most of these discussions should really be, in my opinion, just like let the game developers do what they think is in the best interest of the game. if you disagree, you disagree, but you know, it's their game, you play it or you don't play it. it's pretty much where i come at it, but it happens. and also like, the vast majority of what's here is fun. we're just nitpicking 1% of the issue.
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expand the krampus item pool, but well we can only hope well. i told him about a year ago we can hold on to that. hope like we do for new metroid games, but i will say you know i don't want to i don't want to act like i'm necessarily responsible for this but another thing i harped on was like the golden chess pool should have more items and now stevens in there and
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his bumbo is like, he's real big. he's a big bumbo. i don't think it's so many coins for taking damage. this doesn't seem right. i'm sure bumbo appreciates it. i've been probably true, although i took all his coins. when is dank bumbo gonna be a thing? we'll let tyrone know. ooh, a guppy item. interesting. sorry, okay. bumbo, those coins belong to you, man. oh, goldenheart, right. that's true. forgot that i had a goldenheart. lot of interlocking systems to
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always. um, is there a nose and trinket in here, right? yeah, okay. alright, let's fight. bumbo, you keep giving me hp upgrades on the cheap. you can have your coins here. this run's pretty good. oh, and i started a run after having won that last run and did not have eden's blessing give me a free item, so, you know, if we were wondering about that, you don't have to wonder anymore. well, yours wasn't seeded anyway, right? yeah. so your eden's blessing should be gone regardless. yep.
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really wish that were a demon judgment. oh. let's go with womb shop ultra greed. womb shield shop ultra greed. womb she again, shoal still has an item room. yes. yeah, the only one that doesn't is just the shop. good to know. don't really want anything here, so we'll reroll everything. mom's purse i don't think is good enough. so we'll pick up a battery.
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i know nothing about it, so before everybody starts calling me an idiot, i just don't know. don't this bumbo, you little bitch? jeez. okay. i got the old polyphemus on my lost run here, that's good. oh, congrats. big fan of that item. yeah. big fan. it's pretty good. i didn't take whore of babylon chat because we're not gonna get to that level. it's just not gonna happen. we're not gonna lose enough hp to make it happen.
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there's no way to manipulate the game to get diplopia to show up more than once i would assume. ah, that's a... that's a... because then you try to diplopia the diplopia and then, well, i don't know what you do after that. i did, uh, i missed my chance for bff bumbo. i apologize. well, that's not necessarily true. it could come back if we reroll aggressively. we need the coins! we need bumbo to stop taking every single coin if we're gonna get it. that is not true. we need... there we go. we got 15 cents. bumbo, you can do whatever you want now.
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jarofly's interesting, but not what we need right now. those are your coins, bumbo. if you drop a battery, i'd be much obliged. can you diplopia, bumbo? why not, you know? i don't think that is a yes, but take it as like, i don't see why not. yeah, you can duplicate familiars like crazy in this game, so i would assume that's a thing. whoa!
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bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart.
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oh, i mean, there's a real one, but we could just randomly pick developers to hate too if you wanna do that. i know, vlambeer, vlambeer, vlambeer! hi, vlambeer! i thought today was like, uh, we hate ea because they're forcing people to go to review events if they wanna play battlefront. oh, well that's pretty bad. that's very convenient actually, we could hate them. yeah, let's hate them instead, i kinda feel bad for the one i was gonna bring up. yeah, and i really don't wanna hate vlambeer ever anyway, so... yeah, fair, why do you wanna hate vlambeer so much? like, what's your deal?
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hello, what's going on? you're doing pretty good, how about yourself? ah, you know, it's alright. every now and then we just stop streaming and then we talk to each other like that, it's very odd. nah, that never happens. i don't know why we do that. that's true, bear's right, it never happens. oh. great drop! great bl oh, it's a we're supposed to be mad at blood bowl devs today? yeah, we're supposed to be mad at blood bowl guys for what happened?
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alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered.
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does the phrase based on a true story really even mean anything anymore? yeah. what even is true? oh! sweet! oh, for some reason you just don't get hurt by that bomb. yeah! alright. deer power, i guess. yeah, that's what the deer god does. oh, yeah, i'm just gonna hit all those boxes. oh god, now i'm accidentally referencing something that happened with game grumps. i didn't do that on purpose, i don't even know. oh, fuck! we get great drop points here.
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remember when you guys played titanfall? that's actually to this day like the second most viewed nlss ever. really? why? yeah. the titanfall beta episode, we had like 11,000 concurrent viewers. jesus. i know! why did that happen? because i don't know! i really don't. sounds like you've learned that you just really need to sell out. that's all it takes. in chapters like, pretty bad. yeah.
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i hope she doesn't watch your stream. i hope so too. look at that dead body flop for the victory man, that was pretty great. it's cause he laid down in the air. he soldier boyed it. did he tell him? superman. are we supposed to be using angles like hardcore now? angles in action is what it's about. alright yep, i got hit by that. bear how did you get out of that one? i don't know, i'm still going though. it's not fair.
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i've heard more about mcdonald's pizza in like the past four days. dude, it's real! well, it was. and i've never heard, like weirdly, two or three more people i heard or saw talking about it since we brought it up. it was pretty good. and i never heard of it before then. i don't know if it existed in the us though. no, it must not have. it must have just been a big canadian thing.
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sweet thanks for watching the northernlion life super show every monday, wednesday, thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except wednesdays which are an hour earlier according to move out today subscribers star bright plays quiet down i'm 33 that's a great name bumbo's pepperoni tts i don't know if i should say that one because we didn't decide whether or not it's racist lady grim shards man penguin underscore zero s and dads don't dirty like that dad did i think you got so much for your support of the channel much appreciated and thanks for those of you watching those of
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