Quotes about “wayne rooney”
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i'm gonna be honest with you, i don't know who this is. is this david seaman? it is. now you, i don't know who you are. i'm willing to admit i don't know who you are. are you joey chestnut? now you are mr. hair transplant himself, wayne rooney. you, i don't know who you are. and i don't know who you are. no, i do, you're neymar jr. wearing a hat. and then you are gareth bale. i'm kinda crazy with soccer. alan shearer.
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does look like wayne rooney layer cake damn jacket too small bro when your friend tries on a leather jacket at the store you don't have the guts to tell him that he's he needs to go up two sizes. that shit is too small for you, unc that's oh five bro. that's true. you know what if he really wanted to be oh five he should have had the long sleeve with the short sleeve on top of it that's how we were rocking it back then and it's coming back. i
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when they still had fernando torres. even when i'm going up against, you know, a wayne rooney led manchester united squad and carlos tevez and vincent kompany on manchester city. i know you're... and i'll keep going. you know more. you know more. yeah, yeah. and steven gerrard on liverpool, of course. everybody remembers him. i know some soccer players, okay? i'll have you know. i did watch
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when wayne rooney had hair transplants. i'm not even making a joke. that's just the easiest way for you to know what season it was. it was the first year he had hair transplants. dude, i gotta make this jump. that's crazy. that's not even close, man. that was like 2011. a check's out, honestly. you think you go to the right? i don't know, man. or maybe that's like a grab, that's a desperation grab from the future. it could be.
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well that's how they drag people back if they uh, you know escape the cycle of poverty? i found a guy ripping the windshield wipers off his car. i don't know what's going on there. dude, i think this is like a there's a couple of shavs there. this is the part of the uk that is still being afflicted by 28 days later's rage virus. like something's just not quite right. okay chat, where is this city? i swear to god if you give me the middle finger dude. he's thinking about it. it's actually wayne rooney!
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it's wayne rooney, dude. there's gotta be a way out of this community. hair transplant and everything. this is wayne rooney. what the fuck is that sign? uk. what are you doing? hold on. give way.
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i gotta stop falling off and now you can afford implants. i don't need hair implants you weirdos you ever see the cable guy those hair plugs no wow, wow, that's just gotta be the worst way. oh, thank god. don't take that shit to twitch.tv slash jeremy piven okay, take that shit to twitch.tv slash wayne rooney. oh
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devil's born outside of north america. there's no shot bobby. holy kids from north america just look at him. who does he we've done this so many times. who does he look like? he looks so much and people say wayne rooney and then i say no not justin not jay doesn't look like justin michael shannon a little bit but there's one that's really close. that's quinn tarantino. that's it to me this is quentin tarantino. this is my tarantino. i forgot about that and
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i'm not besmirching it! happens all the time. god comes down, gives balding men their hair back. you see, i see it a thousand times. wayne rooney, elon musk. well, it's a literally useless trinket, but we need to get it nonetheless in order to get another trinket. you know what? this would be a miraculous time to pick up mom's knife. you piece. still not in daycare danger range.
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he's the great. he's like wayne rooney in 2010 you take a shot, and they're gonna pinch in this is not looking for a power shot not good, okay. you got to get it out to somebody who's open okay? we might still have to take a shit. it's because they have a five man defense okay that you're right that's 100% the problem. i'm still gonna go for a power shot. let's do it. that was horrendous you call yourself a striker this is gonna be taken away from me in a heartbeat halftime oh
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like a stone buddha statue is like... how is that culturally insensitive? i'm just, you know, i like to get out ahead of it. because if i say it's culturally insensitive, then it insulates me from being accused of it. people get offended about stuff like this. oh dude! do not mess with this kid. what'd you find? this kid looks like he could beat your ass. he's like the thai wayne rooney. it'd be better if he was the thai wayne newton.
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