Quotes about “waterworld”
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you know, good idea. can i get in on that? that depends. you can get in if you can guess the name of the new continent in three guesses. waterworld. no, that's ridiculous. i'm gonna take two guesses off for that one. that's not fair. this run's being a little weird. the answer was north north america. new north america. nope, that is the i gave you the answer.
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ira bethesda is making a really cool garfield game. you think they'll show spelunky 2 in the pc gaming show? that just popped into my head. no. it's possible. i think if you're derek yu, you just don't have to show it. yeah, i mean, you kind of don't. you're right. he's like selling... he's the guy with the table full of jars of dirt in waterworld. it's like it just sells itself. he just has to show up with the jars of dirt. i have a jar of dirt. that's a pirates of the caribbean joke.
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oh no, that's richard harris. waterworld. oh god. what is peter o'toole in, man? ratatouille! leave game, leave game. stop taking a... there should be a button that's like no foreign films. i'm from amer... i'm not from america. they're all foreign... no! okay? hollywood films are domestic. no matter where you are in the world. i don't live in america either. okay? i'm a simple type of beast. maestro.
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1131.54
thinking about how kevin costner wears a j.o. crystal in waterworld. he does? i'm very familiar with the j.o. crystal craigslist post. that's an all time classic.
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ryan and waterworld. paper. you think i'm safe? i have 12 points up on my opponent and it's mike evans versus ashton jianti. 12 points? i think you're good, honestly. i think you're good. i think so too, but i feel like now that i've said that out loud, i'm fucking cooked. i mean, you need a big raiders blowout to lose that one, i think. well, the raiders are the top team in the west, so...
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because people are saying the argument gives them bad vibes. blue balls are real though. like it's like kevin costner in waterworld man. dry land is not a myth, i've seen it. that doesn't mean you can't take care of it yourself. but they're real. are the blue balls in the room with us right now? look if you've never had them that's fine but that doesn't mean that they don't exist okay?
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i think it's, uh, not to waterworld slash cable guy with jim carrey, maud you, i think it's colorless land is not a myth. i've seen it. there's no end to the possibilities! you can watch mud wrestling on one channel or play mortal kombat with a friend in vietnam.
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you know, donate your old gold, i'll give you copper. no thanks. what are we gonna do with copper? if waterworld comes true, well i guess dirt is the currency in waterworld. if we end up in a post apocalyptic society, man, people aren't gonna accept copper as currency as much as readily as they will with gold. that's probably true. i don't know anything about that. friends with a guy.
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i forgot to load the... oh! professor layton. yeah, nice! you got it. i remember. it's really... that's bad for me because now i'm gonna get like a hundred tweets that just say professor layton. and then some of them are... well we didn't finish the question. some of them are gonna be like, why didn't i win? okay, here we go. question one. this waterworld actor starred in robin hood prince of thieves, which has a 6.9 out of 10 on imdb. waterworld actor.
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that's the only one. sorry, you cut out for a second there. oh, kevin costner. that's correct, yes. he's the only waterworld actor. did you know that yesterday... well, that's not true. dennis hopper's in waterworld. oh, don't give me that. it's kevin costner every time. oh, you mean of course it's kevin costner. i'm just saying. did you see josh yesterday? he told everybody in the stream to tweet me and say josh got a million and then like make me feel bad because i would assume that it's spelunky. he got a million in turbo dismount.
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i have faith in you, nick. well, i'm way more powerful than i was last time. i think i killed it. was it rogue legacy? no, it was the worm boss. oh no, it's not dead, it's just its head now. okay, now i killed it. and i got a scarab again. i don't think i'm gonna be able to do it, actually. super low on hp. oh shit! i'm on the wrong side of the level! you can only exit from one point! alright, we're good. new world. post boss. oh, it's a new world! well, it's waterworld now.
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