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sex is greater than all the video games. little cherry, now you're... that's like being like breathing is better than video games, like... you know? and sex is something you can't constantly do. it takes like however long. couple hours tops and then i go play video games the rest of the time, like... well, unless you're playing rez on the ps2, in which case you can do both at the same time. there you go. they sold a vibrator with it. mix them together. good guy koblat. what did i... what was that good guy for?
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at least it's not like the jumping meta. oh dude, don't even get me started. don't even get me started. oh no. when was that ever gonna work? things got too many sides. no one else here a vibrator on nick's stream. maybe he's vibratin'. oh that's just my vibrator. yeah, no that's just my vibrator that i have on. that's all it is. it just goes off in the background. no that ain't no toothbrush.
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which triplets have you guys ever actually bought like a c or a d battery ever in your life? yeah, i was like 10. i agree. yeah, i bought one for my vibrator i had a super scope 6 and i think it took a ton of like d batteries to
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it's your friend jason statham. star of such films as the transporter. mate, you got to kill chellios. thank you, rob. oh, i thought you were. i am. you are okay, thank you. when you move the gun turret, it sounds like a vibrator starting off. that's a really bad vibrator. chasing across the cornfield. that's how you grind off the clitorid. the clitorid.
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hmm, okay, probably a dildo and a virus. that's what we got to, yeah. yeah, specifically the rabbit vibrator i know is a very popular one. also that one that's like a body massage? what's that called? oh, the hitachi. yeah, the hitachi, that one's very popular. how'd you get that so quick?
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i wish they sold more honestly, but no that's not a top fiver though. top 20 maybe should i be embarrassed? i don't know what a cibian is? it's a chair you sit on and the part that you sit on is a vibrator that goes into your butt and or oh that's amazing picture a horse saddle that sits on the floor
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coming out swinging boys! what about that device should be that expensive? i don't know man. the free market bears it. you can buy a piece of furniture that's way more elaborate than that for less than that and you can buy the vibrator for way less. okay, but like if you get a lady over to your house and you go let's ride this fda approved sex toy. she's gonna be like alright engineers have signed off that this thing's not gonna tear open my birth canal.
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hello everybody welcome to the northern line live super show the thursday may 4th 2017 edition i as always am your host northern line, jojo's team co host rock lee smile. a solid quartz crystal penis for decoration or pleasure six inches long one and a half by two inches in girth. let's see so this is a work of art carved from a very large crystal of quartz this item was not smelted or pieced together who needs a vibrator when you can have the natural vibration of quartz crystal?
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that's halfway true. yazumasa kanata, y ushiro, hizayasu kuroda, makoto kuda and a team of nine more compu i guess fuck the nine more. compute pi to what? compute pi to 1241.1 billion digits using a hitachi 64 node supercomputer. isn't that a vibrator? yeah usually hitachi is something else. that's incredible. yeah that is pretty impressive that they did that on a vibrator.
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can you play doom on a vibrator yet? yeah, i think so probably cool using alexander yee's y cruncher see if you can join on me successfully calculated pi to 13.3 trillion digits using alexander yee's y cruncher peter tweb successfully calculated pi to 22.4 trillion digits y cruncher peter tweb
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he was crunching the shit out of those wise dude! that's pretty impressive. but he didn't do it on a vibrator. he didn't do it on a hit tach. yeah, so really. it's not that impressive. see if you can join on me. that guy was a real wise ass. you get it? cause wise. they should do it on a rabbit next.
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or box. jonathan blow's room? me. dad. purr vibrator. did you say fur? purr vibrator. uncle mike. what? get out of there, uncle mike. you don't belong in there. uncle! i'm playing hide and seek. the other one was the entrance to the secret tunnel that leads to my underground bunker used for secret blood rituals made to sacrifice virgins to the old ones. mm hmm.
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then fart valley ranch what then camp come on? i want to lay it that car. no word you could know you didn't get third you got three that's my mistake. oh the next one pjar that's a house answer mouth you lost some points then you gained a lot of points when someone said her vibrator cattail butt plugs pack of 12
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there is a stigma for men to use sex toys. like a pocket pussy even? yes. probably especially a pocket pussy. the tenga egg? very much so, yeah. you know, as we've established, i'm the most republican on the show. and if a dude was like, i put a vibrator up my ass and give myself a prostate massage, i'd be like, you know what?
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what on earth is happening? we're talking about live studio audience. it was nl is so conservative here what are you talking about? you just said if a dude wanted a finger his own anus with a vibrator there's nothing wrong with that at all. he said i'm just trying to like
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hello. hello. oh, hey. oh, hello. how are you guys? good. i'm just talking about cam girls. how's i know? do you think it's against the tos to wear a pink vibrator during stream? you can't show it. i doubt you can connect it to chat. ryan, can you get on this? i can do it.
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he was excited for the new elder scrolls? no. is that a joke? pretty much not at all. yeah. did they announce a new elder scrolls game today? no. i wouldn't think so. oh, okay. oh, policia. yeah. policia. tiny cactus? tiny cactus. or is that the famous vibrator known as the rabbit? it really does look like tiny cactus.
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well, you gotta draw the bunny ears on the vibrator part. it kinda has them implied in the silhouette, i think. yeah, a little bit. got it! how did you get it? i know! i was gonna i have a question. on the rabbit vibrator, are the what? are the bunny ears they surround the clit. yeah, but is it practical or are they more of an affectation?
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practical. i just want out of this conversation. why do you think it's an affectation? i just don't want to use a security guard. i can't imagine they do a whole lot. absolutely they do a lot. i'm just gonna assert that and that's all i have to back it up. i agree. get him with that. so what's your guys's preferred vibrator time?
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it's gotta be one of these. ooh, it's not. sneaky sneaky. it's a good drawing. what the hell is this thing? nice lines. is it a slough? i'm freaking dude. you can't spell shell with four letters in it all. there's an item that does this in wizard of legend. if they didn't have the ears, the vibrator part would still be able to touch the clip. come on now.
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what are we talking about? what's this one man conversation you're having? you know the rabbit vibrator? the other day somebody was saying, oh, we'll just use hamachi. and i'm like, why are we using a vibrator? that's hamachi. hamachi is a fish. wait, you don't use a vibrator to play minecraft? that's not very effective, guys.
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