Quotes about “vern”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸2⧸16]
- 5268.560 like that's girl this guy's name is garfield ibanez we should get visit says vern genius to me what? vern genius to me as well. yeah, really yeah, he's got garfield the bonding really genius. it's a yeah, figure why even bother having online place? you're seen presented with the lower seager. i have seen pacific rim i didn't like it as much as as a lot good. yeah, wow you guys are oh Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸26⧸16]
- 1467.420 when he can get into those computer parts, i guess it's really contextually sensitive or not useful like if those computer parts were larger or smaller and he couldn't fit or could still fit then it wouldn't matter the same i'm just saying like straight up. what am i saying anymore? what if instead of ant man? he was just like man who is like vern troyer size yeah when he puts on the suit, but he's still really strong and Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸6⧸16]
- 4067.820 i think in real life he'd be like, yo fuck you. you know what's weird? he said, like as okay as we were with, well relatively okay with peter dinklage, when i put vern troyer in that situation, i could live it. when i imagine that in my head, i'm like that's the ultimate betrayal. macaulay culkin would also make me piss as hell. it's just so it never happened. i would hate child actors or something. yeah i think i just hate child actors. ohh fred savage? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸29⧸18]
- 7439.320 it's a song. yeah, it is. there you go. boom. it's a killer solo. is this def leppard? you mean it is not that flippered. it's vern hurlin. oh, no. van halen. yeah. ferd. you know, it's not vern hurlin. it's it's vern hurlin. ok, i'm just like my mouse acceleration has been turned off, so i can't draw straight lines anymore. oh, no. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸28⧸18]
- 8450.040 this is gonna risk coming across as insensitive. so i'm gonna head it off in the past and say, i don't mean this to be insensitive. you see that til that was like vern troyer, you could literally stack like two vern troyers on top of one another and peter dinklage would still be taller. Search ↗
- 8504.320 i typed two times vern troyer equals peter tinklage question mark. i did read a til the other day about so you know the jonestown massacre. yeah, of course. that's sort of the counting crows made that song about it. so there was apparently there is an old lady who just fell asleep during that and woke up and there was just like 900 dead bodies around her. oh. Search ↗
- 8913.260 christ there is so funny. i saw christ there is pretty good. yeah, no one got me. i'm sorry dude, i someone in chat did the math and they said that vern troyer's basal metabolic rate is like 800 calories a day wow socks man that's that i ate more than that for breakfast. yeah, i mean that maybe not go crazy but like that's like if he goes out for a meal and Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸23⧸18]
- 2196.160 yeah, but that was a conspiracy. oh right, i forgot. as we stopped. did you see that vern troyer died? i know, it's sad. i think he died. who? oh yeah, the edm artists. yeah. and r. lee ermey. a lot of people with e's in their name, unfortunately. it was the drill sergeant from full metal jacket. yeah, but... Search ↗
- 2255.020 i was gonna say it's a bad weekend if you were in a mike myers movie, but that's really just vern troyer. yeah, it's just in a lot of them well, i got 12 strokes 11 this hurts i'm gonna lose though. i've never not lost. it's okay. i will somehow find a way Search ↗
chat let him cook_ it was a disaster - Bits and Banter [12/27/2022]
- 5061.76 it's rated pg 13, open parenthesis, not for the kids. there are 30 11 card booster packs in here. so this is, you can see seth green. seth green, of course, played scott evil and that's kristen johnson from third rock from the sun. she played ivana hump a lot. and then of course we can see mike myers and vern troyer as fat bastard and mini me. Search ↗
the living labyrinth - Bits and Banter _04_04_2023_
- 6383.10 fat bastard? imagine being fired from the cat in the hat. i'm just like, i'm thinking of the love gurus specifically just because there's like, like that. why is the dude taking himself so seriously? there's a scene in that movie where vern troyer who plays the coach of the toronto maple leafs goes on to the ice and a hockey player hits him with like slaps him as if he was the puck. Search ↗
lore accurate isaac performance - Bits and Banter [01⧸02⧸2026]
- 7485.380 you're laughing like you just realized that this shit ain't a tragedy man. it's a comedy. it was so small, i thought it was a v. thinking it said vern is fucking crazy. yeah, but what you did really changed like what we were laughing at. my doctor said i have a bad case of the big bazongas because my name is sheldon. oh my god. my nama sheldon. Search ↗