Quotes about “vegetable”
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absolutely no. now you're just the same as me and ryan. kids don't like broccoli either, but they gotta learn. yeah, broccoli is fine. even if broccoli you get it in your smile, that's exactly right. how would you rank broccoli as a vegetable? are you it would be pretty creepy out there for me. dude, yeah! not like by itself though, right? like you can put sauces on it? like if just a steamed broccoli? i mean yeah, i would take a steamed broccoli. well can i put just like a dash of salt on the steamed broccoli? absolutely salt! you can't do fucking shit, nick.
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okay, so my girlfriend yes, well this guy he's got a girlfriend everybody yeah because we were talking about sushi earlier. yeah, she got sushi tonight. she said she got a california roll avocado and philly. yeah it's pretty good. yeah, it's good set up there i would switch the avocado roll for a cucumber roll if i was doing vegetable a capo roll. yeah a capo roll. oh
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i mean, maybe there's more to it than just that. vegetable is somewhat underrepresented in north american cooking. it could be sort of like rooting for the underdog for vegetables. maybe. you don't see too many people who are like, what's your favorite vegetable? rooting for the under oh, okay. rooting? oh, it's actually a tuber technically. no, that was a good one. i'm a tuber. a hot toddy is whiskey and honey. what? is this correct? i mean, it sounds all right.
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the grocery store near us just doesn't stock green onions anymore. we're like, what's up with that? we need some shits. they're like, sorry, we normally import those, but now that they're so expensive, we can't stock them. if we stocked them, we'd have to charge so much that nobody would buy them and they would just go bad. i'm like, oh shit, i now live in a society where i can't get a vegetable. it's just green onions! i can live without green onions!
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and or shoot a gun. there are various gameplay quirks. there's more than you're given credit for right now. you can play ping pong or sit on your virtual couch and watch a movie. jesus christ. josh, help me please. i'm not saying it's bad. i already said i liked it. i'm just saying it's not like i'm missing out on like vegetables, you know? it's like, oh, i'll never eat a vegetable. you know, it's just, uh... what are you even talking about vegetables now?
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save me, save me, save me from this squeeze. alright. hey, r5 tony, thank you very much for the subscription. neither of those things today. if you could only eat one vegetable for the rest of your life, what would it be? potatoes. potatoes, 100%. corn is a close second. don't try to tell me potatoes are a starch, not a vegetable. i agree. you make your win.
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you gotta set up a chicken coop behind the mcdonald's. that's what fox always tells me. alrighty, what are you doing? fox told me if he won the powerball, he would buy a vegetable garden. can you just run in the woods? no dude, he also had a cabin. that's such a nice thing for him to do. you can just get in a vegetable garden right now. when you see someone with a vegetable garden, you don't go, oh that person probably won 1.4 billion dollars in a state sanctioned lottery. you say that person is probably 100. that's what you say.
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don't you can't make fun of me for saying cilantro, okay? that's how we say it over here. i'm tired of those debates you fucking that you fucking pronounce is slightly different who cares give me the name give me the way you would pronounce a vegetable that looks like a white broccoli cauliflower fuck yeah cauliflower suck on my dick chad everyone goes oh, it's not it's not calling cauliflower or something it's cauliflower. oh who cares fuck off. oh
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oh dude, i... oh no, i missed the door! your airship fucked me, nick. good! oh, he's through. oh, i was close. gotta get one every now and then. thank you, vegetable platter for the 13 months in a row, welcome back. i didn't have the time for sun ball if i waited, nick woulda had me. so do you get money for crushing shit? i don't know.
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i'm just ordering food on grubhub. apparently it's a real sore spot for him. maybe that's not the first one. it's non hydrogenated vegetable oil condensed into a form known as margarine, okay? completely different. i have destroyed it. i win in that one.
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really? we gotta go get on how it's made then. i've had the gatorade powder before. you get like a little can of the gatorade powder and then you just make it yourself? yeah, it's like sunny d for gatorade. i don't know. i don't trust it. sunny d is not flavored water though, because it's based on vegetable oil. so we can at least agree on that. yeah, sunny d is kind of... i used to like it when i was five. i use it to cook. you use sunny d to cook with? no, that would be bad. that would be disgusting. that would be pretty gross.
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well, there's no almond. that'd be almond joy, obviously. chocolate and coconut sounds like a great name for like a buddy cop movie. no, it doesn't. it's actually super racist. yeah, that's why it's so great. oh, i died. nick's been dismembered. i've been vanquished. thank you, vegetable platter for the 15 months in a row. darkspear henry found something and is returning to his world.
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well, i'll see if they want me. we want you, rob. get in here, rob. rob, i don't want to see you. josh doesn't want you. i'm just fucking with you. hi, vegetable platter! thanks very much for the 16 months in a row! someone's still playing gang beasts? josh, get on! get ready! wait, how do i play that game? i'm just gonna give you a code and you're gonna join us.
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richard dawson died of natural causes a few years ago. did he make it? why did you phrase it like that? he didn't make it? he didn't use it. i'm sorry. he didn't make it then. the frame rate is so bad. i love it. i'm gonna start. name a vegetable used in italian cooking. i'm gonna say tomato. tomato. easy. as number one. okay. we got it. we got it. we got it. we're gonna play. we're gonna play.
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alright, nick name a vegetable used in italian cooking say pepper. are you talking about a capsicum? yeah, sure bell peppers number two. hey, nong man. thanks for the resub. alright, josh that was number two name a vegetable used in italian cooking. oh good one garlic good answer that's number four. good job. alright good answer fox name a vegetable used in italian cooking oh
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mad that i understood him. onion was number five. alright, austin, i know this is gonna be hard, but name a vegetable used in italian cooking. it's not nutmeg. why do you gotta get, why is the cooking one the first one? oh shit. they do sexist ones later too. what's a vegetable? is everything that was like an herb, oh god. is there watermelon in a vegetable? shit, uh...
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got zero things where's rob can i call in a lifeline? oh, yeah? where is rob? he's been yeah wait. where is rob? yeah? where is rob doing heroin because you guys didn't stop them all right, dan name a vegetable used in italian cooking pepper. no, it's already been said oh basil that's a that's an herb basil herb. it's a herb basil's an x oh
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