Quotes about “utensils”
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there's no walking animations because you're dead, aka a ghost. yeah, okay. yeah, we're just floating. i'm familiar with that, you know? there were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at medieval times. i'm picking up what you're putting down. you were a ghost for billions of years before you were alive. who cares if you're gonna be a ghost after the... i don't know if i necessarily agree with that worldview. oh, this guy's a champion.
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is there a specific turkey thermometer or is it just a meat thermometer? meat thermometer. i'm sure there's also a specific one but i don't concern myself. i don't cook turkey enough to have more than three specific utensils used for turkeys alone. turkey needs a lot of attention though. i don't think it does. i think it's the definition of a set it and forget it.
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i thought they were utensils and i was like what is this story? that was a dog what it would be some kind of burger boat? no that's like a boat and motor on the sitting there. you ever eat a burger with a square bun? yeah wendy's. no this is oh they have square meat. oh i want wendy's now though right? yeah i do. five guys.
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there were no utensils in medieval times, hence there are no utensils at medieval times. i'm excited for today's show. we got a lot of good stuff coming for us and we have nick on the show. how's it going? oh, it's great. i'm feeling good today actually. today for real though, like i'm actually pain free for the first time in a while and i'm feeling pretty good about it except for the fact that it's like 95 degrees in here. other than that, solid. why are the northern united states so hot perpetually?
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anything with chopsticks if you really put your mind to it yeah just use your hands what's up with these fucking utensils alright this is a hard stone am i supposed to know the specific? it's dr. boom oh
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you know i haven't had vista chips since we had that argument and now ships what did you see the doodoo you ordered cod and chips from yeah? yeah, please and then? let's hold them to right if possible right the best way the best utensils to use to eat these on the box and they said please eat this with a knife and fork oh no, i thought time with the other one where i do took a picture of a menu. that's leading the question that utensils
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we did have both. well, he didn't say best utensils. he said like, should i put this or should i eat this with my hands or with a knife and fork? and then they said, please eat this with a knife and fork. but then the other guy tweeted us and was like, you know, check it out. and it was like finger foods and there were fish and chips in there. and i think it might've even said, don't use a knife and fork for this. like on the menu, like as kind of like a, you know, we're badasses sort of thing.
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but you do it every day. yeah, you just you make garbage. like that's so much garbage. i already make garbage. i'm a garbage person. yeah. if you really want to be you could get like recyclable utensils. yeah. is that what you want? i know. i don't think you can eat like a bunch of spaghetti off a plate and throw it in the recycling. yeah. here's a novel idea of a recycled utensil. a regular utensil.
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do i have to be like talking or like making a comment at all times? ryan's chat is just very patient. this show gets merciless. if anybody doesn't talk for like a millisecond people are like, oh is is hafu dead? where did ralph go? is ryan okay? yeah, you guys are talking about like cooking like utensils or something because i was quiet because i'm a fucking cook. so we've talked about that 10 times now.
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yeah, country fried steak. i want some fucking steak in my freaking... country fried steak day was amazing. we had microwave hamburgers. yeah, we also had microwave hamburgers. yeah. we had... i don't know. we didn't know. i think. maybe we were cooking utensils and shit in your cafeteria because we had... we had toilets, microwaves. that's all we had. we had metal. we had plastic. cutlery.
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is it a laboratory or a lab? it's a full sized scientific laboratory with utensils and all made of chocolate. pass my turn. and what's the other alternative? the other alternative is a newborn chocolate lab puppy. i guess i'd rather have the lab laboratory because we're not supposed to have pets. come on. yeah, uh, dog two. is that chocolate followed by lab? it is! how fun!
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