Quotes about “utensil”
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i'm not trying to make you feel bad anybody out there that can't use chopsticks well. it's just you you should take solace in it because it means that you can use chopsticks. you might just need a little bit more practice yeah, you'll get there. i gotta admit though. i do still think like the fork i know it's not appropriate for all kinds of food, but i think the fork is a superior eating utensil. oh
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9867.000
that's not true wings are saucy but you eat them with your hands. but no no this is this is a trojan horse because it's not the sauce of the wings that makes you eat them with a utensil it's the fact that you have to rotate them like 360 degrees and well you know. here's let's talk about let's talk about chicken wings first. okay i thought you'd never ask. i i prefer
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i'm just trying to think about that being said, crab is like a joke serious food. because it's definitely like, it's a classy dish, but when you eat it, you get a separate utensil to crack into it. so, i think that's like a joke serious food. maybe there's some middle ground for us there. raspberries. there's a third classification now? yeah, there's joke serious now. oh god. raspberries grow like that. any berry is a serious food. correct. any raw fruit is serious.
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8532.840
that sounds disgusting. just do it. it does kind of sound disgusting. yeah, it sounds very disgusting. what's your opinion on plastic forks? you know, i never really thought about it until you asked, but i would say they're probably the worst plastic utensil. no, plastic knives. nice, for sure. really, it works.
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it's like the same kind of spoon you get for ramen or something like that. oh, it's one of those shallow it's an asian soup spoon. yeah, i gotcha. the wide spoon. i was getting excited because anytime there's a specific utensil for a type of food, i'm like, okay, i'm interested. let's see what's going on over here. see, i was not told about biting the top and sucking the soup out.
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as a tradition for a new guest, we got a couple of things we need to go over, especially with this paper plates thing having organically started. are you familiar with the dish known as fish and chips? yeah. i've got a list now. if you had to choose your perfect utensil to eat fish and chips, what would it be? that's a loaded question, ryan. i was like, can i use my hands from my hands? no, god damn it. are you a hands fish and chip seeder as well?
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1783.360
i didn't realize that we were so diametrically opposed. i put this argument to bed already. i went to ireland, i found the uk fish and chips to be utensil worthy, and i believe both are acceptable answers now. there's no more war necessary.
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but you do it every day. yeah, you just you make garbage. like that's so much garbage. i already make garbage. i'm a garbage person. yeah. if you really want to be you could get like recyclable utensils. yeah. is that what you want? i know. i don't think you can eat like a bunch of spaghetti off a plate and throw it in the recycling. yeah. here's a novel idea of a recycled utensil. a regular utensil.
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5557.980
you guys like sporks? nah dude, like why ever use a spork? fuck sporks. they tend to be the worst of both worlds i think. it really is yeah. well it's like there is no worst part of a fork is the thing. yeah! it's a really good utensil. you wouldn't use it for soup but yeah you wouldn't use a hammer to go to the fucking moon either. like it's good at what it does. unless you're getting over it in which case it's exactly what you would do. that's a good point.
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you just get pork and you're like, oh, i get it. chopsticks aren't that unintuitive really. they're very easy to make. they're impossible. they're not impossible. once you learn how to use them though, they're very useful. you can shovel so much rice with them, it feels good. yeah. but like a spoon though, you know? yeah. or a fork. there is superior utensil for something.
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5749.480
that's a fallacy. that's ad majorum or popular. this is what i grew up with, so i assume that it's the best by default. the one thing that i will say about chopsticks is they actually in certain circumstances are a very good utensil to cook with. i agree. they're like little delicate tongs. yeah.
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consumption. like the only thing you gain out of using a fork and a knife or a spoon to do it is that you've got more dishes and it's probably going to take you longer to eat. like it's just bad. it's not a sensible opinion to have. yeah, you know, this is a good point. the tortilla is the utensil. it's basically like a... it's a corn glove. well, maybe that's not the... maybe glove is not the way you think of it, but...
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don't sample the food after it's cooked, but it's still in the pan with the same utensil i know you're gonna be like duh something in my head. i just always was like, you know the spatula that i use to touch the raw food or whatever is also touching the pan which is probably getting hot enough to kill any bacteria that could cause foodborne illness but now i use a little small
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which means it touched raw chicken and then you're using the same spatula to plate it. we're not so different! these are shortcuts that everybody does in the kitchen, you know? they're not out... oh, this is not a good start here. that's fine. see? now this is where you should have, instead of insulting me, you should have just listened. it is not fine. you should be using a second clean utensil like tongs maybe. and then you're gonna say like, who's got time to wash all those? well, here's the thing.
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jesse pecula, yeah dracula who gets fucked. yeah. yeah, but she's a girl so she does the fucking can i tell you how bad my brain just broke? yeah. yeah. yeah, i have some mac and cheese here and i and i was oh i opened the the plastic utensil bag to take a utensil out and eat my mac and cheese with it i opened it and just threw it away
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