Quotes about “unmarried”
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6225.50
i know six total people, every single one of them needs to rsvp for us to fill a texas chainsaw massacre lobby. that's crazy. i don't have one friend who has 50 friends who can ask 10 friends and seven of them say yes? you fuckers gotta have kids, man. that way we have to be friends. you have friends? i do. you do? no you don't. you don't have friends. yeah, i do. are they good friends? how would you like 200 friends? just like this. they're all unmarried? i know!
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3401.40
right answer? well it's not like it's a trap question, it's just like actually like 99% of my friends are men and most of them are single. not single but unmarried. you don't know any 30 plus single women? i honestly know. i don't think, well my grandma... that's because my grandpa died like 13 years ago. and she's loving every minute of it jerry. like there was some mourning but now she's having a good time.
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2375.12
but as like, this is just me. it's no judgment if you go and you're a tier three sub on someone else's channel that, you know, doesn't look like me in northern line. i'm not saying that, but what i'm saying is like, as a married man, i wouldn't go there. and then i thought about it. i'm like, even as an unmarried man, i just wouldn't do... this is weird, right? like, it's just... well, yeah, but people who work real jobs are busy. some people need to get horny and caffeinated at the same time. it's this hustle culture that's poisoning all of us.
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4129.46
and you know what's pissing me off is people are like, that's a problematic take. you know why? because there's a lot of 40 year old unmarried guys in chat that have been considering themselves superior to the divorced men. and now i'm flipping the script on them. and now they're like, whoa, i'm not better than those people that i thought i was better than. oh, not everybody sees it this way. well, there's a little dose of reality, brother. i don't know what i mean. i've been married. i've got no take. he's been divorced or
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5901.820
well, it's not as bad as 40. i'm just trying not to make anybody have like a generational crash out in like their home life or whatever. the librarian video is like nl rants about unmarried 30 year olds. yeah, librarian like lies in the title and the thumbnail all the time. it's literally like how you do youtube properly. i'm not saying i could have said 30 but the the title is not evidence.
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7326.000
that like everybody has to be in or we can't get the lobby going anymore. i imagine it's what it's like if you're like the only unmarried guy in your high school friend group chat. you're probably like, damn, nobody wants to like go to the board game cafe with me at 10pm on a friday. they're all waking up early and like going for a hike or something. people used to link and build man, it's true. not even just in the summer, it was like year round. now you gotta like make a special event and shit.
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598.140
there's like there's like one that's like anyone who orders door dashes more than twice a week is a piece of shit and should die. anyone who's unmarried at the age of 30 is a piece of shit and should die. the raw, unfiltered thoughts that are being generated by the cerebro reactor have been coated with layers and layers of lead shielding to make it more palatable. i just say, i was like, man this guy, how are we... how are we friends?
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3111.40
but, you know, sometimes things can go wrong. i might actually end up losing this battle as well. like that green and red bar indicates how close we are to losing. as long as we're dealing damage to their troops, i kind of don't care. but who's unmarried? our heir is unmarried. okay. that means he's getting older, i guess. okay, so let's regroup and try this battle again. because now we're at minus 11%. i'm not happy about that.
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204.98
tribe, basically you could say because we're norse that's jorvik and they're gonna be trying to conquer as much of northumberland as possible as well so we want to take as many provinces as we can so that it'll become our territory when the war ends anyway, the very very first thing i do when i play through a game of crusader kings especially with a ruler who is unmarried is picking it pick an ambition so ambitions are basically what we want to accomplish with our life. so i
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268.28
alright, no heir of your dynasty, that's a problem, and ruler unmarried. we will get married, never fear. okay, so this is where things are gonna get interesting. so what is my plan of attack? i like playing as the pagans because war is just constant, constant, constant, whereas in vanilla ck2, war is something that you kind of have to finagle out of people. you gotta get claims and cause us bellies, which is basically a reason to attack them. with pagans...
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15.92
my unmarried king northernlion, the pious, northernlion banana dong of course, from the house banana dong, has an heir, thankfully, who is the mayor of like everything, but still no wife. we have some council positions that are open, which we should definitely fill. who is this? marshal. so we can find someone with high marshal skill. our people kind of suck.
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520.88
but to be honest with you, i'm not sure that if that's the best option where i could just take it by force as well i don't necessarily want her kids to have claim or her like her grandchildren have claims on land that maybe the more pure bloodline might have i don't know man. i'm just doing my best here. oh good the wound is healed so we are no longer wounded we are scarred but that gives us a little extra prestige plus chicks dig scars i wouldn't know because my dude is still unmarried. but anyway, uh
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1583.08
these like welsh kingdoms here look weak as well. sweden scares the shit out of me. but maybe we'll try to take over like the southern part here, but that's gonna probably mean getting involved in western european politics, which is scary. what other... we can't really create anything that interests me all that much. we're still unmarried, but our king is doing a real good job here. he's 51? 50? 50 years old. so he's probably got a good 10 years left, assuming good health. and look at that fat prestige, man. i just want to see if there's any kind of a special
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