Quotes about “under the curve”
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525.42
the the curve down a curve up is generous if they do it. i think that's nice curve down is on the way. i look at the curving down is like your your professor fucked up if they made it too easy you don't get to punish other people by like possibly you know lowering them under the requirements for their scholarship or something like that just because of the fact that you made it too easy and you're upset anyway that's just my thought on that okay
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4299.58
what would your last words be? i don't really worry about that. you know, i think people put a lot of emphasis on like the moments surrounding the end of your life. i look at it more like from an isaac newton, you know, calculus type situation. i think your life is the area under the curve. it's not merely, you know, the derivative at the moment of your demise. that being said, probably something like skibbity toilet, if i had to guess. it'd be like, back at it again with the milk. help! help me!
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3275.34
nobody ever looks at the area under the curve, man. they can. i'm not talking about your fucking middle school basketball team. i'm talking about an arrowhead stadium in downtown kansas city. they can't hear you over the black eyed peas, bro. i lived, bitch. oh, i lived? well, tennis has a different atmosphere. yeah, that's so you've got to be quiet, bro. otherwise, fucking bill murray and woody harrelson are going to kick you out of roland garros.
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1676.480
is there anything worse as a streamer than getting baited by a comment that you think is going to be like a fun little thread of dialogue and then it turns out that it's an inside joke from another fucking podcast or something? you get roped into some like our hot dogs a sandwich discourse you don't realize all the fucking baggage under the curve.
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912.88
and then, yeah, i was hoping maybe we could curve onto it, but you know what? that's a pretty good chip for birdie. i always relish the opportunity to improve my short game. oh, baby. it's beautiful. i don't believe it. did you just use thor's hammer? that gets saved 100%. oh, skirt. 5 under on the 15th hole, baby.
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1084.34
oh, beautiful. and then get him fishing outside. yeah, he's in whiff territory. let's go. let's go! the double play mojo down. that was beautiful. that was tight too. that was like... the window was very small. i thought he was... oh no. i didn't get under it enough. that's alright. we're gonna settle in here. if i don't see a curve on pitch one, i'm not swinging.
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942.32
i'm gonna tell you how much time is left. 19 seconds. we're gonna pause this so it doesn't murder your eardrums and we're gonna make this our final lap no matter what. so we would have fit this in just under the time. all right, but i'm pleased. let me give a full radio silent lap. bad start. now a little tangent, a little tangent to the curve. oh, that's no good. okay, okay. i do wanna do one more, but here's our time. 34.798.
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1303.34
that's all you get. you don't get to see the curve, you don't see the area under the curve, you don't see the rate of change. you just gotta relax, bro. you're right, i failed it three times. you're a good chatter so i'm gonna let you go on that one. you didn't do anything wrong, it's not your fault. probably a bad teacher. the rest of you might not be so lucky. i would take voucher. i'm not mime driven, honestly. sell square if you're not using it. you ever listen to jack bogle? i already know the answer is no. cause i've seen what happened to gamestop today.
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5278.08
that's good. apparently that's pretty good. i don't know. alright, 25 out of 38 here. i think the cop just took some random guy. nice. probably deserved it. the cop left. oh well. thank you, lou begaloves on crustables for 19 months in a row! you will never catch me, cop. i'm so far ahead of the curve right now. i pushed someone under the fire. screw it, i love it. i love when the cops just give up.
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1773.36
my stream? oh no, he got tired of big ambitions? i played it for two and a half hours yesterday. some of you people are living too much of a calculus life, okay? you're all about the derivatives. you gotta get back to the base principles, okay? instead of just looking at the changes to the slope of the graph, you gotta look at how much space is covered under the curve, okay? otherwise, if you're just twisting in the wind here or there based on the direction that it pushes, you're never gonna get anywhere.
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