Quotes about “uncle”
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very true. yeah, i hear you on that. there was some gross urinals in the area around the airport and there was one that just had like a shitload of pee all over the floor and i was like kind of freaked out by that but that happens sometimes. thank you to space wells on ice for the $5.69. welcome back favorite uncle nick. i'll be your grunkle nick if you want.
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craig and jan did. who's craig? craig? craig brady is their uncle! i've smoked him like that! he banged the whole family. where am i? i hate that table! oh, i'm gonna get the most valuable weapon of all. your brain. oh, i see what you did there. oh, fuck! oh, no!
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169 from uncle's pooch, thank you! he's a little help on super good and was able to donate 17 coins in one run. he's an isaac and i've never been able to donate more than five. maybe they're... the characters are listed in specific orders of like what their range is to donate. i don't know. you don't think it's just random? because i totally got like a good 15 or 20 in with isaac yesterday. hmm.
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i don't know man, but apparently the movie that they saw was body of lies. because i was like, we gotta ask the important questions. because if she went down on dave coulier, aka uncle joey during like schindler's list, that's bad. i did get the item, it sucked, i couldn't use it. this is so irrelevant. it was the pills, you know? yes, this is correct. you couldn't use them. right, yeah, i mean you could use them, you're not gonna get anything for them really. yeah, it was kind of a waste i think. yeah, that's correct. did you like it?
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so you even played back then and then you just like stopped for some reason i played a little bit back then i don't want it. this is version 4 of this my uncle gave that to me as a christmas gift you just burned me like this program basically like software pirated this encyclopedia and gave it to me you got me in imagine the gathering
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baby geniuses? i have not a clue what you're talking about at all. thanks dude, why didn't i just pick it up? how have you never seen baby geniuses? you're going to butter jail. baby geniuses starring christopher lloyd aka doc brown aka uncle fester. fuck this boss by the way. yeah right? what boss? tiny room asshole hyper mega fatty. actually he's not moving that fast so that's good. he's still a pain in your butthole. he's not great. did he use monstro on him?
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apparently hp saw his big ben on the bottle, so that's pretty british. that doesn't mean anything. i've never seen hp. actually, big ben, by the way, is not the clock, so... not sure where you're coming at that one from. that's what you call your dick? is that where you're going with that? no, that's... actually, not the clock, though. that's ryan's uncle with quotes around it. oh, special uncle, okay. just joking.
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you can go to denny's order a beer people are gonna be like what is wrong? are you okay uncle like you got some problems man? your social stigma. there's no reason for it right no to it, but we're still bound by it actually there is a reason to it well we shouldn't be having a 9 a.m. no it pre judges that what you're gonna do with that day matters in the same way for everyone and it doesn't some people don't have shit to do all day you're forgetting
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i understood you didn't want a bunch of crying little bitches. yeah. whaaaat? hit me there! oh god, i'm dead. i think fox would be a great godfather. oh, you know it. well, it's worth mentioning, like, you have siblings and me and ryan don't, so that's kind of a big part of that. yeah, that's true. i'm really not qualified. i'm the least qualified here at all three of us. i'm a two time favorite uncle as well. you surprise me.
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alright, there we go. i killed i killed myself. i'm good. yeah, i'm also dead story at any point so no worries this one never gets old what story maya the two time favorite uncle me no, i don't know he's sitting one. oh wow, it's not really a story. it's just you know a little anecdotal up since quit. all right, let's quit what we're gonna play some rocket league be back in three minutes. thanks for joining us so far whoo hoo
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when was the last time that he watched cool runnings? i guarantee that's within the last year. uh, it's been within the last decade, i can tell you that much. but it has not been within the last year. i thought you had to watch every john candy movie once a year. uh, i watched uncle buck and canadian bacon movie last year. actually, that's how i... that was like january, february, because i was like, oh man, yeah, this is a good way to start the year.
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good good way to start the year, uncle buck. it's a great movie! he makes giant pancakes and he uses a snow shovel to flip them. oh i know, i've seen it. yeah man. those are huge! and uncle buck has got uh... or sorry, um... uncle buck.
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uncle fuck. the great outdoors story, that's the one i'm thinking of. with an anachroid.
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and without a care and without a sound. hey, uncle. hey. hi. oh, there's a oh god. god damn it, god damn it. i'm fucking down there again. oh my god, this is the worst. i'm not. he's just like the puppet master of this. i got nothing left guys, you're done at this point.
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brotato's canadian, isn't he? brotato is canadian. yeah, cobalt streak is not canadian though. yeah, but i... well, they're sponsoring a whole bunch of people and let's just go vault. yeah, still man, if you got the, you know, ten workers in your own country and then a thousand workers in another country, you've outsourced some jobs, dawg. mmm. yeah, that's awful. unless you feel like it's okay that they just have one token canadian. that they... it's a freaking uncle hoser, we call him, doing the... representing the whole nation.
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you see uh fucker one and fucker two over there on the left side of the screen? i do. they're about to they're about to both go to candy town. guys, i want to finish the log cabin too. we just can't do it today. don't touch tucandine. hmm. oh bonesaw? wow. am i red? i didn't even look. oh, yeah, i'm red. oh his dad is dead. no, his uncle's dead. his uncle's dead. his dad's alive. oh. oh wow. here we go.
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okay, look. i'm not trying to be rude to the dude everybody's got a dead uncle that doesn't mean you can't talk about their dad. i don't have a dead uncle i should got it of my one of my aunts died you can talk about my mom. sorry hasn't never stopped anybody you know you don't have to apologize you didn't kill her unless your name is cancer. oh wow, jason cancer we laugh so we so nobody can hear us cry oh
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