Quotes about “unc doesn't know”
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$2.29 set captain crunch, but you went in there for milk. you were expecting to pay $2.99 a gallon for milk and you're like, what the hell? milk's $8.99 a gallon? stings, but i really do need it, so i guess i'll get the milk, but i'm not happy about it. don't say i didn't warn you. that's all i'm saying. and they're gonna do some shit too. they're gonna do some shit like, well if you go on the app, you actually get 15, just use the app, unc. unc doesn't know about the app. they think we're stupid and they might be right.
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people that might not necessarily be... you might not necessarily be part of their tribe are gonna think that you're part of their tribe. now that might be something that appeals to you or it might be something that doesn't appeal to you. what do you think about it? it's bait, unc? it's chat. it's always bait, but at least this bait has like some nuance. it's better than like the... do you know how many times people try to bait with like baldness? we literally got like people in here approaching middle age.
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$2.29 captain crunch, but you went in there for milk. you were expecting to pay $2.99 a gallon for milk and you're like, what the hell? milk's $8.99 a gallon? stings, but i really do need it. so i guess i'll get the milk, but i'm not happy about it. don't say i didn't warn you. that's all i'm saying. and they're gonna do some shit too. they're gonna do some shit like, well if you go on the app, you actually get 15. just use the app, unc. unc doesn't know about the app.
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it's like a truman show. it's like everyone knows it except me. i don't get what the heck is happening right now. i love when jim carrey gets pregnant in the truman show. i don't wanna go! the truman show is a movie where everyone knows what's happening but him. that is true. unc doesn't know he's on tv. until he does. kory, have you taken do you know what you are? are you an alpha? i gave up halfway through. whatever that makes me.
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1976.020
i think there's a case to be made for putting this on the board. he was getting on me though for all the bob dylan i've been listening to. it's hard. unc doesn't know he's one of the best songwriters of the 21st century, but you know what? that's my dad, man. what's his problem? he doesn't like that he doesn't sing well. that's right, blowgun probably would have been kind of sick. that's a good point. julian blowgun also kind of a sick name.
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nah, unc really thinks he's the man of la mancha. he'll be like, hey, take me to dulcinea. bro, that's a windmill. he doesn't know what he's talking about, man. he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. this is literally what your immune system does when you're getting pregnant. intruder in the tubes. send out all enzymes. hold the skip. okay, let me find myself here.
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nah, unc really thinks he's the man of la mancha. he'll be like, hey, take me to dulcinea. bro, that's a windmill. he doesn't know what he's talking about, man. he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. this is literally what your immune system does when you're getting pregnant. intruder in the tubes. send out all enzymes. hold the skip. okay, let me find myself here.
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my take i should say on this one is i think that you're making a statement by wearing the cowboy boots. people that might not necessarily be... you might not necessarily be part of their tribe are gonna think that you're part of their tribe. now that might be something that appeals to you or it might be something that doesn't appeal to you. what do you think about it? it's bait, unc? it's chat. it's always bait but at least this bait has like some nuance. it's better than like the... do you know how many times people try to bait with like
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