Quotes about “uber hole”
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1973.98
and she was a perfectly great uber driver. i had no problem with it whatsoever. when we got out, kate was like, hey, did you notice she was watching youtube videos on her phone the whole time she drove? that's so fucking funny. i think florida is like a different breed. yeah, you don't. something's not right, man. genuinely like a different country. the last uber i took in florida, the driver had a fist sized hole in his console and a cast on his hand.
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2392.30
you know what i'm talking about? okay, boogie nights. you don't want to get in the heather graham hole with me, that's all i'm going to say? because i'll take you to hell and then from hell all the way back again. you don't know uber drivers sucked me off? it's a foundational work in social media history. there's a block on like frank langella, bro? you think i'm really going to drop like a frost nixon on you or something like that? nixon was a criminal. he literally says in the movie, if the president does it, it's not illegal. get some media literacy. and what are you going to do? not trust the president?
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976.18
this? oh fuck off! what's wrong with this one? so misleading! how do you draw people walking? oh no. is this? oh no. cersei and tyrion lannister walking over the graveyard. he's just waiting for his uber. it's arriving. oh fuck. not a bad idea honestly, they have bus stops next to the road, why don't they just dig a hole and you just wait in the hole? yeah.
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4227.120
having a conversation. i mean, they're the one who's got my life in their hands. i would rather them be happy i am paying 33 bucks for drivers choice, bro. the driver is getting like 250 of that you gotta you're both getting fucked by the same dick to be mad at the balls not at the hole man i'm trying to keep the analogy together here. so you should you should talk to your uber driver. you might learn something that's how i learned that
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5402.80
oh, i guess we might as well just torch this guy. um, if you give me the choice between chug like out of a pint glass versus use my car keys to put a hole in the can remember your car keys. that's true. i didn't have a car which is good because i've been drinking exactly be a good example uber drivers. uh guy on me on my way. yeah, josh. yeah, let's go buddy i think he was solo. this is egg drill
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872.54
and she was a perfectly great uber driver, i had no problem with it whatsoever. when we got out, kate was like, hey did you notice she was watching youtube videos on her phone the whole time she drove? that's so fucking funny. i think florida is like... florida's a different breed, man. yeah, you don't... something's not right, man. genuinely like a different country. the last uber i took in florida, the driver had a fist sized hole in his console and it cast on his hand.
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363.360
i would tell i think i told you about the uber i was in where the guy had a wrapped up hand and bandages and a hand sized hole in his console. oh, yes yeah, dude my uber driver that made $400,000 a year told me he broke the nose of a homeless guy. hell no afterwards to be zero
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2488.84
big fat liar. what the fuck? it's him detained against his will and they died in blue. how is that not a crime? you smell nice. you smell really nice. austin powers, the spy who shagged me. cia agent sucked me off. you know what i'm talking about? okay, boogie nights. you don't want to get in the heather graham hole with me. that's all i'm going to say because i'll take you to hell and then from hell all the way back again. you don't know uber drivers sucked me off?
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1294.84
but we could be close enough on the next turn, so i'm just gonna get behind this half cover. and oh, nightingale's still got something. she has a frag grenade. okay. end it all, nightingale! this was a real tense mission. the uber ethereal has died? i think that's the end of the mission. what the hell is happening? the ship itself is behaving like a dying star. becoming a black hole. at this distance, the earth will be consumed.
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4710.40
like i hope you're right but i think i would rather die than put my brain in an uber nice bird on that last hole let's see another one well yeah i think that
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