Quotes about “uber driver”
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3584.06
they pay the driver and give the user a discount. how is it a discount though? my ass is paying like 30 bucks for a $14 burrito bowl. that's not a discount. there's a surcharge. don't worry about my appointment. you let me worry about... that was not even close. you let me worry about my appointment. like i literally, i will not order doordash for myself. we used to probably get uber eats or doordash, i would say 2x weekly.
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9344.48
they deserve an oscar. cause that was really good. i saw an advertisement for a new movie with him. oh, stuber. theater, it looks so bad. it looks terrible. like just the poster alone, i was like nah. you get it cause the name of the driver is stu and he drives an uber. is that it? stuber dude. no.
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810.54
and maybe i'll afford myself the privilege of driving to pick up the food for a little bit of, you know, road meditation instead of paying uber eats. like, look, i don't mind that the driver gets some money for the uber eats delivery. i'm just like, why is this app taking 25% of the gross sales generated by the restaurant? like, you're a website. also, how are you not profitable? like, it doesn't make sense to how are you pre profit?
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1532.68
oh, maybe. i don't know. i thought on uber eats it was like you get the food and then like three weeks later you open the app and then it's like hey how was your order two weeks ago and you're like i don't remember and it's like do you want to tip the driver and i'm like i guess that was a long time ago though. i wouldn't even hear you just putting that shit in when you ordered it.
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1584.98
kate went from like a five star uber rate, fuck you guys. she went from a five star uber rating to like a 4.7 because we took an uber with dan and he cranked the dude's stereo system to like 170 decibels. that sounds like a dan thing for sure. like a death in the driver. that is so fucking funny. he's so funny. i'm gonna be honest, that doesn't sound like a dan thing. really?
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6726.52
go ahead. go ahead. go you're you're still going i just said david david insisted we go early and the uber driver like went the complete off so a woman yeah, i'm not stressed out. oh, this is so weird usually i'd be so upset this is what us early people have been trying to convey to lay people forever right? you're right i know procrastinating is a terrible the thing is when you procrastinate you don't gain anything i know
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523.36
oh, don't even bother going to austin's already got like the car 98. i've got two grenades. what are you talking about? got three grenades wow, that's three more than i have. well you guys can't pump. well i chose to take the buggy so i could beat an uber driver honestly, i was just drinking beer so oh i did a front flip in the buggy and it lived. i did get a dasya by the way. sorry, dacha.
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251.040
i was wearing a kilt and you know when you get into a tesla model 3 uber and you're always like how do these doors work and then the uber driver is trying to yell at you to tell you how the doors work but the windows are all up so and you're trying you're like pushing on the handle and then like when you push on it a piece of metal shoots out the other side and he's going you have to push it in and then grab the metal shard and pull on the metal shard that plus a kilt
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2603.300
so, door dash pissed me off. yeah, i mean, i think it's part of the gig economy. like, we had an uber driver who did something very similar. he like, drove by where we were and then we were like, hey dude, like he's on his we can see on the map he's en route to the destination. um, gravity off. yes, there's a new modifier.
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4226.14
because is anybody even paying for this? i just thought it came with the phone jerry come on, dude you know you're paying for it says the price on the app you have to tip the guy you're not tipping the guy clearly he's not a good tip. you're not supposed to tip the guy man. well. no you're not supposed to tip the uber driver
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4246.38
what are you talking about? you're not supposed to tip. why did i just zoom in? they just added that then. no dude, that's been a thing for a while. you're not supposed to cash tip the uber driver i should say. no, you're supposed to tip him in the app. okay, okay, okay. my mistake, my mistake. this motherfucker's not been tipping his uber driver. dude, we don't have uber up here. i only use it like a couple times a year when i'm in the us. you could tip him in the tip. i didn't like the newest louis c.k. special. no, i thought it was bad. i didn't think it was very good either, yeah.
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1943.92
and this is like, i get that this is not the best way to get a representation of the average floridian. first uber driver, gospel music 110 decibels.
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1953.26
the whole ride, it's like an hour ride. one millimeter away from the car in front of him no matter who the car is and anytime the brake lights turn on he throws up his hands off the steering wheel going, hey what's this guy doing? okay, second uber driver i was like please for the love of god just an uber driver that's not driving dangerous and trying to kill us and go to heaven
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1973.98
and she was a perfectly great uber driver. i had no problem with it whatsoever. when we got out, kate was like, hey, did you notice she was watching youtube videos on her phone the whole time she drove? that's so fucking funny. i think florida is like a different breed. yeah, you don't. something's not right, man. genuinely like a different country. the last uber i took in florida, the driver had a fist sized hole in his console and a cast on his hand.
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