Quotes about “two hobbies”
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you ever meet like a 35 year old who has like seven hobbies? the only difference between them and you, league of legends. nine years of league of legends addictions in your 20s. if you cut out that time, you could play two recreational sports, go to board game night, take up like ballroom dancing or something like that. you can save yourself. don't get it twisted.
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808.12
that was pretty slow. i love early in a hobby when you're making progress quickly. two seconds sand land. i'll do my best. that's why i have 20 semi hobbies. that's the ticket man. that's the ticket. he's cracked.
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1009.80
like, oh, $1.50 for 12 slices of bread. that's a pretty good deal. take it from a guy that just spent 16 bucks on two cheeses. so i'm just trying out a bunch of old man hobbies and seeing what's gonna stick. i should learn a handy one. you know, truth be told, i'm speccing way too much into hipster snobdom. i don't need to add cheese snobbery on top of that. i should really focus on learning how to change my oil or something instead.
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1422.72
i'm trying to kurzweil myself into the singularity, okay? that's why all my hobbies are sedentary. can't be ordering two entrees from wendy's, man. it's too much. i would like to flip, play you twice, and then die. how does that sound? how does that sound? no, this guy's... he's beatable. he's beatable. i'm gonna become the joker. what have i done to myself? is this my life?
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1482.60
all other hobbies make room for the card game. yeah, personally i prefer fmv to ccg. i might even prefer the dmv to the ccg right now. you almost got me son of a gun. you fetching lands in here you little shit? whatever, i got moss. moss ruby. like what the hell dude? i knew it was coming. i didn't know there were two of them. i also didn't know this guy was gonna jump on my frickin' neck and slice me up.
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688.40
looking at it now and you compare elon musk to mark zuckerberg you're like mark zuckerberg seems to just be posting pictures of like his family and being like we went camping this weekend and he has like two or three kids with a woman that he's been married to who he met in college he's pursuing hobbies that are personal personally fulfilling to him and probably is not addicted to horse tranquilizer like etc. etc. i don't hate divorcees. i'm just saying and
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2581.04
it's not like when you know you're in college or something and everybody's like 19 or 20 and then like everybody's hobbies are watching movies but you gotta like pretend you're more interesting than that. i've never asked another parent like what are your hobbies? i know what your hobbies are. like making two grilled cheeses and then eating one and a half. it's the way of the world man. okay this is not a mini pre anymore we're just grinding points out here right? by the way i didn't get to respond to this comment yesterday
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magic is like an incredible game. it's so well designed. when you get a good game of magic, it's like i understand why people play it and nothing else for like two decades. but then like, it's not the whole community at all, but like a high enough percentage of the community is like extremely irritating that i never want to play it again. and also like, you gotta choose your hobbies in life. i'm not being judgmental, i swear.
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115.08
probably like 20 if i had to guess maybe maybe a little bit more. yeah, probably a little bit i think i'm underestimating probably like 40 now that i think about it see any weird tweets today no, i was like off twitter like pretty much the whole weekend except when i made the tweet that was like i should get some hobbies and then like two people were like
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222.38
and also, like, you gotta choose your hobbies in life. i'm not being judgmental, i swear. but, um, like, at some point, you know, we were going to friday night magic, like, two or three times a month. you gotta realize, like, this shit starts at six, finishes at, like, eleven. i always get my ass kicked. i gotta fight rush hour traffic to get there, just to be condescended to by, like,
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