Quotes about “two girls one cup”
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i thought it was like a feature length like sort of like two girls one cup thing. i have seen that movie nobody's jacking off to that it's just sort of it's just like a mainstream sort of extreme body horror thing. yeah, that's what i mean though like is anyone actually watching it because they like because it is like universally considered awful, right? yeah. yeah, it's not very good it's gone back around the other side though. like people thought it was so awful. it was good it's definitely not
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alright, two round scrambler. that gif of an asshole gobbling balls is so funny. there's a specific gif? i don't wanna know. yeah, i'm not sure i wanna see that gif. dude, i'm so proud of myself. i think i'm in the clear by this stage. i went my whole life without seeing two girls, one cup.
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hey, i can grow a mustache. oh, that's not the diarrhea one? okay, i don't know what two girls one cup is. why is it uncle? i don't know, but in my head i was like maybe it's uncle. i don't know. it also did make blank and blank l blank. oh, that's kate's uncle. that's, yeah. he's got a cool little handlebar mustache thing going on.
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thanks to whoever gifted a sub to two girls one cup. appreciate it. you're welcome. that was i wanna come and alpaca patrol, actually. oh yeah, okay. stand up guy. this is usually, usually ones like this are a person. i wanna come and alpaca patrol? well, i mean, debatably, but like, it's just, it's just money in the bank to me. either way though, like, like, scribblers this long with a space in the middle. yeah. and send an egg. somebody's eating an egg with chopsticks.
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oh girls girl sitting in a bathtub and she's got a found she's pooping on herself what about two girls one cup was that before both of them that's from like two that's so far after don't even be silly. it's like asking who came first kanye west or grandmaster flash? all right, like you got to pay some respects to the original this thing does it? oh, no wedged as hell. yeah, you are
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yeah, i'm not sure i want to see that yet. dude, i'm so proud of myself. i think i'm in the clear by this stage. i went my whole life without seeing two girls, one cup. wait, your life is over? yeah. it's definitely gotten to the point where now i can probably avoid it willingly still, but like i've managed to get to this point without seeing it. i'm pretty proud of myself.
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with hair? and a mustache? oh that's not the diarrhea one? okay i don't know what two girls one cup is. why is it uncle? i don't know but in my head i was like maybe it's uncle. i don't know. it also did make blank and blank l blank. oh that's that's kate's uncle. oh okay there you go. that's yeah. he's got a cool little handlebar mustache thing going on.
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thanks to whoever gifted a sub to two girls one cup. appreciate it. you're welcome. that was i want to come in alpaca patrol, actually. oh yeah. stand up that. usually ones like this are a person. i want to come in alpaca patrol? well, i mean, debatably. but it's just money in the bank to me. either way, though, like scribblers this long with a space in the middle. yeah. ascended eggs. somebody's eating an egg with chopsticks.
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defending or hating on it. i'm saying it's worse than diarrhea. nobody's like, well, i hope not too many people. there was this one internet video i saw there were two girls but there was only one cup and i said, limited resources. let's see where this goes. and then i was like, god, turn it off. and then play it again in 0.5x speed. but puking is way worse than diarrhea, bro. it's not even close.
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no! tub girls is a girl sitting in a bathtub and she's got a fountain in the diarrhea. okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, i'm sorry i asked. she's pooping on herself. what about two girls, one cup? was that before the whole thing? that's from like 2006. no, that's so far after. oh my god. don't even be silly. it's like asking who came first, kanye west or grandmaster flash. like you gotta pay some respects to the original. does this thing, does it, oh no.
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every generation thinks they're the ones that invented strange youtube videos. oh, oh don't look it up. you'll... no, don't look it up. you'll gi... you'll get grossed out. you're forgetting i was part of the two girls one cup generation. we invented reaction videos. and the railroad, not true. but i thought maybe, you know, while i had you, try to push for a little bit more recognition for millennials, you know?
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why do you shit on cereal you love peanut butter? i don't shit on cereal. you're shittin' on your cereal now? yeah, that's pretty gross. where do you think the peanut butter comes from? it's how adults do. gave me some two girls one cup flashbacks to be honest with you. dude, i love peanut butter.
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no no you guys ever watch two girls one cup no thankfully i still avoided it yeah all the time i've seen it yeah, i have the criterion collection actually oh cloud on that button
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you guys ever watch two girls one cup? no, i've still avoided it. all the time. i've seen it. yeah. i have the criterion collection, actually. oh, there's a cloud on that button.
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