Quotes about “twink”
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you go, oh my god, you got that godly plate of the whale. i could never get that. and then they go, well, why don't you just take it? and then you're like, sucker. i got you. oh, they mean for gear, not for sex. yeah, yeah, yeah. i couldn't get past the sex part. yeah, there it is. yeah, right, yeah, that makes more sense. well, in fairness, it only has one traditional connotation. wait, is the dad actually the son's twink?
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that was pretty disgusting though. yeah, yeah that was pretty gross. i wouldn't have said it. that wasn't the way he did it. that's called an alt. that's not what a twink is? well no, a twink would be a low level character that you um... you used to gank? yeah, you used to gank, yeah. okay. so what i said is entirely valid, you just took it in entirely the wrong direction. i mean, isn't that the point of the show? no. yeah, you got a point there.
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oh my god! is it the last fantasy before he dies? does he kill him at the end? well you'd probably stop having fantasies if it turned out your son was your twink. well alright, that's a fair point. are we allowed to say that word? is that one of those ones that's not okay for us?
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nice. i wanted to be guppy. it didn't work out for me. it was a pretty good run, honestly. yeah, i'm pretty fucking hardcore beast mode right now. yeah, i'm beefing it up right now. you see my beefjack. chad, the things you're saying right now make me very unhappy. what are they saying? i'll come for that twink boy pussy? yeah, that's pretty weird. that's real bad! i think they're just talking about mmos.
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that was my drive. i wanted to go fight. i built it, and yes, this is apparently what it's called. i built a twink. it is what it's called. i built a level 19 twink for battlegrounds. for your alt tune. alright, here's a question. which context did you know the word twink first?
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i'm just gonna go, i'm just gonna say what i'm gonna say and then you're gonna laugh and then correct me, okay? okay. is the homosexual twink phrase called a twink because like a twinkie they get the cream filling? i never thought of that. no.
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and stream nobody knows nobody knows the counterpart some would say the antonym to twink would be bear. yeah, i thought about an otter though
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a bear has nothing to do with cream, so i would imagine... uh, that's what you think. that's what you think. and also, caramelo. can you be a bear and a twink and an otter? or do you have to pick one? wait, what's an otter? i think it's like a bear but hairless.
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so i would imagine if you had a dick long enough to fuck yourself in the ass, it'd probably feel more like you're getting fucked in the ass than you fucking ass. nah, but like, see what i think is that you have people who are bad at sucking dick. i'd be right. i mean, he's got a good point. what's the best way to suck a dick? look, you do that with a little indicator. what's really in a camel's hump? depends. is it a twink or poo? yeah.
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we have no gold. it's a relatively easy ask. actually, there might be some at the quarry. the local aura momentarily becomes unstable, hampering your magical ability. look, ryan, i know you play up the prude point a lot, but like, i'm gonna have to play your bae here for a second, because i fucking hate when chat's like, oh, so and so's a twink. you know, so and so's a twink. nobody cares! what's a twink? they don't want to fuck you, stop talking about them sexually. what?
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did you know a pony is not just a young horse, it's a different species of equine? apparently. my mom has two of them and they're like 40 years old. and one of them's named twink. but i don't know, i don't know. god, you told me this so long ago and i was like, man, i wish i could tell people this. they're just out there saying it.
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i'm not touching that one. i don't think the beard was horrible, but i didn't feel, i don't know, i didn't feel 100% comfortable in it. twink rebirth. i know what to do! i gotta do it when nobody sees me though. how do you serve food in hitman? you need a waiter disguise. then can i just serve food to anybody or do i have to wait for them to come to me? oh wait, she's so killable dude. it's over.
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the mall. dubai jewelers. i thought that said twink videos. that's a different sort of situation here. oh, what a reliable piece of information. hide the screen. hide the screen. we'll be hiding our screen immediately. uh oh. uh oh. oh, my stream. i'm dropping frames. i can't. oh, did geo just crash? oops! you motherfucker, you! yeah, yeah. kick the dirt. you know what? while you're at it, go kick rocks.
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everyone should follow chiblee on letterboxd, by the way. i think your reviews have gotten a lot better, chiblee. or your ratings have gotten better, which means i agree with them more. i got pissed off at letterboxd because i was looking at reviews of the holdovers, which i gave four and a half and a heart. the top review was like paul giamatti was running that twink academy like it's the navy. i think i typed in chiblee's chat, i said, i copy and pasted the review and then said, we should take this person and throw them in a big hole.
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i'm not. i've recently become aware of all this. i thought otters were still fairly small, though. an otter is a hairy twink. yeah, that sounds right. if you're big but hairless, are you just a bear? are you like a sun bear or something? or is there like a... a walrus or something? is there like another... that's a ferret? no, that's gotta be a... a ferret! bo. monster the twink hunk bear triangle.
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you are the next guy? you are the weakest link. goodbye. i'm sorry to do that. it's not fair because a lot of you weren't there in like 02. in 02, you would blow somebody out saying some shit like that. dude, that's a great show. you are the weakest twink. goodbye. wait, but do people want... not to get into the discourse again. do people want strong twinks? if they had to have a preference, would they prefer a strong... i guess you prefer a strong...
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you should be able to do a heavy attack on these guys through the parry or at least like a jumping attack on them through the parry. why am i going this way? i guess i might as well murder these guys. what was i saying? i'm gonna skip the depths largely because a, i don't like the depths and b, they're oftentimes what people call a twink invasion zone and what that basically means is that guys will finish the game essentially
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so they'll give us some souls, 2000, that's actually pretty substantial, we'll use that to level up one more time i suppose. i really feel bad about leveling as much as i am because, you know, i'm doing another build off camera right now which is essentially a character trying to stay a fairly low level, not a twink as i mentioned before, but a fairly low level so i can still invade in a lot of areas. so just leveling up as freely as i'm leveling up right now doesn't feel right.
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