Quotes about “turn on stats”
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if you go up against a 2 2, you would rather have a 2 3 than two 1 2s. phrasing? i think i'm gonna let you pass by the way, but the bees i still enjoy, so in that case we would reroll. let's freeze a cricket. i don't think we freeze a mosquito. okay. even though we only have three animals, i like this. i think the stats are good. a 5 6 on turn two is pretty spicy. these ants are gonna absolutely buff the crap out of
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240.880
an auto battle will start at the end of every round. you always take the first turn, your minion gets to attack. when one minion attacks another, they both take damage. this number represents attack, this number represents health. fair enough. now the enemy takes their turn. i mean a 1 7, that's brutal man, those are just horrible stats. this will continue until either team has no minions remaining. your team came out on top. each of your still living minions gets to deal one damage to the enemy leader.
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2241.70
i thought acceptable first round stats yeah, as long as there's something written on the baby like as long as it has some kind of ability then to two you could run that for the first couple of rounds like if it has like a mosquito shot or maybe like it applies weakness to one of the enemies. you could give it a try i'm not gonna sell you just yet. i gotta wait just a moment. you know what? i think we're gonna do there's a part of me that says you could do like a transitory turn here and
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706.78
i mean at this point i guess i would take a look for it just because we could at least get our jellyfish some more stats. but like the ostrich is almost gonna be maxed on our next turn. it's amazing, it's incredible. are you seeing what we're outputting here? go ahead. not interested. extremely interested. we might as well just keep you frozen here for now. cuz you're gonna be, well you're gonna be maxed.
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2477.42
i turned my fan on when i rode the bike and pointed it at me when i was on the bike and then i just forgot to turn it when i came in and sat down. we're gonna move the camel stats to a shark. this is going, this kills the camel but it makes the shark kind of pog. no, no it's okay this is good for the shark. this is nice. sure a level three shark would kind of hit the spot right now and then
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635.40
kill the turtle in front of the weaker dog and then next turn combine the dogs on top of the lower dog so as a result of that we would keep the melon armor and in my head it made a lot of sense. yes, okay you're gone like goodbye. i guess you know what you have like no stats right now but i don't care.
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948.24
i guess instead of rubber duck debugging i'll just keep my mouth shut like bill and it and then when i accidentally introduce a vulnerability that collapses your online banking you can spend five hours on the customer support line wishing you kept your mouth shut earlier. they added a watching without audio tag just for you, okay? we want the moth. on this turn i want you to have the highest stats possible.
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1831.80
i don't want to say there's one thing in the way, but we could always use black rune on the chest, or what i was thinking about here is, you know, we could use black rune in conjunction with the left hand to turn some of these garbage items into actual stats for us, because like, clearly we do not care about cursed eye. so for me, i'm like, you know, and i'm disappointed that that was a health down, but life goes on. let's see what we got here. i'm completely okay with this. anyway, toast him. what was i talking about?
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652.36
he had an 89% chance of survival. look, if i'm your partner and i got an 89% chance of survival, you pick me up. that's an 11% chance to turn into a can of spaghetti sauce on the sidewalk. you pick me up, we'll just let the cctv scan all the faces in the city and grab this guy later. that's team unity. absolutely true. i want to see these world stats. i'm going to be pissed.
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1321.60
a dragonfly. okay, i'll tell you, i'll tell you, there's a chance, there's a chance that that could work for us. how about one of those? i don't really need you to be level two, honestly. okay. i mean, these are just good stats to get to get a scaler like this on turn five.
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621.54
we can control the volume. turn on. volume, very low please. channel, life and living tv. i would like to sit on my chair. or do you just sit on the floor? oh, press tune in. you can't sit on chairs without mods. is there a way i can see what my character is doing? like my stats improving or something? your moodles. oh, it's on the heart, okay.
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