Quotes about “tummy hurts”
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people were like, what do you do with your farts on an airplane? and i was like, i hold them, but then every once in a while the fart has like an internal combustion. it goes up into your tummy and goes like... yes! i had it the other day while i was teaching. and then your stomach hurts for like a little while after that? no, never had, didn't have the pain. i was just like, it's gone. this is great. the next time i piss it's just like... hell yeah, it's back.
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all people, there's only two kinds of beer styles that are popping off here right now. one of them is like, radler's, which are tasty but usually not what i'm looking for, especially like in january. and then, like triple ipas where like after two thirds of a can your tummy hurts. i like the ipas but just like, let's rebalance it a little bit. like no microbrewery that produces like six beers total needs to be making five ipas in a lager. make like a lager, two ipas,
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that's damn true. although on the other hand, like by doing that he did turn into like a fucking butterfly even though his tummy hurts so maybe maybe that was the fucking ticket man. maybe that was the way to go. maybe he was like the only motherfucker who figured it out. don't exclamation mark follow age me when i'm in the middle of a fucking tangent like that. billy connolly appears in the first act of muppet treasure island as an alcoholic sea captain with what surname? roberts. according to one of the earwormiest
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are you okay? she's gonna be like, sorry i haven't eaten today and then i'm gonna be like you should have like a like a breakfast or something she's gonna be like no i don't think that's my problem. i have like a headache and my tummy hurts a little bit. it's okay. you're not bonnie? no, i um, bonnie was my mom. did you know her? your mom is so... no, but that's
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some 33 year old guy comes in and is like, my tummy hurts. they're like, well, you know, odds are we i've looked at 10,000 cases like this 9,995 of them was like, you know, he drank too much white claw and he just needed like a week to sort of sort himself out. so i understand like where they're coming from. but it's a little annoying as well. sure. yeah. also a little annoying. thought i had a better point for that, but i don't really.
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i have like a headache and my tummy hurts a little bit. your mom is so...
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oh my tummy hurts and i did diarrhea in my pants. oh, i like to keep it a little bit more cerebral. nah, that's fucking funny. i feel like i gotta wait like another two minutes to turn my camera on now though, cause my face is really red from shitting my pants with diarrhea. that also got ryuka to leave.
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are like take a look at this, this is crazy, you have to make fun of them. you have to be like you're like 41 years old, why are you on twitter? you should be like reading books or and listen this is just it's obviously biased, you should just be like watching sports and then when your team loses just be like i'm gonna turn off the tv. i'm not gonna go to twitter and be like let's see what the morons are saying about this, are you crazy? so i'm gonna drink poison and then be surprised when my tummy hurts, like what are you talking about? fucking
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can you please give me all your money right now? cause i'm robbing you. put the money in the bag. what do you mean that's not a bag? it's a... it's a... it's a taco. oh wow, this is such a good taco. oh my tummy hurts. i just vomited a rainbow. and scene. does that answer your question? holds up spork. i don't know. i just feel like this... i just want to buy this guy like a... an imperial stout.
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i can't remember, you know, i'm one of those, i wouldn't say i'm a hypochondriac. far from it actually. what's the opposite of hypochondriac? that even like if you were missing a leg you'd be like everything's fine. i'm not missing it. it'll grow back, right? but sometimes you're like, i got sniffles and like my tummy hurts. you look it up on the internet and you're like, oh it turns out i'm gonna die. but i can't remember what disease i'd wikipedia'd. but one of the
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