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Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸26⧸16]
- 1467.420 when he can get into those computer parts, i guess it's really contextually sensitive or not useful like if those computer parts were larger or smaller and he couldn't fit or could still fit then it wouldn't matter the same i'm just saying like straight up. what am i saying anymore? what if instead of ant man? he was just like man who is like vern troyer size yeah when he puts on the suit, but he's still really strong and Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [7⧸6⧸16]
- 4067.820 i think in real life he'd be like, yo fuck you. you know what's weird? he said, like as okay as we were with, well relatively okay with peter dinklage, when i put vern troyer in that situation, i could live it. when i imagine that in my head, i'm like that's the ultimate betrayal. macaulay culkin would also make me piss as hell. it's just so it never happened. i would hate child actors or something. yeah i think i just hate child actors. ohh fred savage? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸20⧸17]
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸28⧸18]
- 8450.040 this is gonna risk coming across as insensitive. so i'm gonna head it off in the past and say, i don't mean this to be insensitive. you see that til that was like vern troyer, you could literally stack like two vern troyers on top of one another and peter dinklage would still be taller. Search ↗
- 8472.020 wow. that's amazing. i didn't know that. i also think i might be misrepresenting it now, but i'm not. i'm immediately googling verne troyer height. Search ↗
- 8504.320 i typed two times vern troyer equals peter tinklage question mark. i did read a til the other day about so you know the jonestown massacre. yeah, of course. that's sort of the counting crows made that song about it. so there was apparently there is an old lady who just fell asleep during that and woke up and there was just like 900 dead bodies around her. oh. Search ↗
- 8533.880 that's terrifying all the fun of being in a cult without actually having to kill yourself mm hmm all the fun of being in a cult life would be so much better if we all lived in a simulation or if we all lived in hell that line troyer is 81 centimeters tall and peter dinklage is 135 centimeters tall. well, there you go. good old metric system. yeah, i Search ↗
- 8572.180 hot salt is yao ming. yao ming's like massive. oh, he's like three troyers. seven. he's got more than three troyers. i think he's actually the inverse of verne troyer. yeah, he's got to be like six. because verne troyer is 18 centimeters tall. Search ↗
- 8913.260 christ there is so funny. i saw christ there is pretty good. yeah, no one got me. i'm sorry dude, i someone in chat did the math and they said that vern troyer's basal metabolic rate is like 800 calories a day wow socks man that's that i ate more than that for breakfast. yeah, i mean that maybe not go crazy but like that's like if he goes out for a meal and Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸23⧸18]
- 2196.160 yeah, but that was a conspiracy. oh right, i forgot. as we stopped. did you see that vern troyer died? i know, it's sad. i think he died. who? oh yeah, the edm artists. yeah. and r. lee ermey. a lot of people with e's in their name, unfortunately. it was the drill sergeant from full metal jacket. yeah, but... Search ↗
- 2223.300 i mean, there's a couple of es in verne troyer, but i was mostly thinking of mini me, admittedly. mini me died? yeah, that's verne troyer. oh, i see. aka coach punch jerkoff from the love guru. coach punch jerkoff? you ever see that one? no, i never watch that. please let me out of this room. that was his name, coach punch jerkoff? it was something like that. you know, it was one of those mike myers movies, halloween. Search ↗
- 2255.020 i was gonna say it's a bad weekend if you were in a mike myers movie, but that's really just vern troyer. yeah, it's just in a lot of them well, i got 12 strokes 11 this hurts i'm gonna lose though. i've never not lost. it's okay. i will somehow find a way Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸26⧸18]
- 6902.340 she's super. who are you thinking of? someone similar to roseanne died. fern troyer? andy richter? andy richter's a liar? this was like a year or two ago. who's that guy that used to host family feud? louie anderson? yeah. charlie murphy? are you confusing roseanne and louie anderson? they're pretty similar. good game on that last one by the way, you bested me. carrie fisher? Search ↗
chat let him cook_ it was a disaster - Bits and Banter [12/27/2022]
- 5061.76 it's rated pg 13, open parenthesis, not for the kids. there are 30 11 card booster packs in here. so this is, you can see seth green. seth green, of course, played scott evil and that's kristen johnson from third rock from the sun. she played ivana hump a lot. and then of course we can see mike myers and vern troyer as fat bastard and mini me. Search ↗
the living labyrinth - Bits and Banter _04_04_2023_
- 6383.10 fat bastard? imagine being fired from the cat in the hat. i'm just like, i'm thinking of the love gurus specifically just because there's like, like that. why is the dude taking himself so seriously? there's a scene in that movie where vern troyer who plays the coach of the toronto maple leafs goes on to the ice and a hockey player hits him with like slaps him as if he was the puck. Search ↗
minor spelling mistake guy - Bits and Banter _03_14_2025_
- 427.76 better than gold member? honestly, i think they're pretty much around the same level and you know i'm not a big gold member fan. so it's better than the love guru. the love guru is genuinely insulting. like there's no point in the incredible burt wonderstone where mini me, verne troyer Search ↗