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3576.200
all right, what am i missing here? what is the other button? there's like a y button. you can roll with right trigger. oh, that's it. all right. so we're on normal. we're gonna go to the dark castle. wait, what is the enchanted forest though? yeah, that's where we're gonna end up is the dark castle. this is the game with the eye lasers and the banana slip, right? yeah, it got super weird and crazy. i loved it. sometimes you turn into a donkey. come on. i'm just gonna keep swinging my sword like this. you got a problem? you run into me.
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4157.800
it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet.
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4671.820
okay, we got him. is he making ads or is this just... oh no, we're okay. oh! oh, i got an achievement for boxing that guy. so soft they do not trigger traps. nice. nice. we gotta be really careful here. i'm gonna assume my box is nothing. if you have any throwables, this is a good spot. i have no throwables. about half. three quarters now.
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10315.800
cool! nice. okay, get ready for filing! oh shit, alright, here we go. take it easy on the trigger fingers here. well i didn't know what the premise was. thank you rainy bat for two months in a row! so we probably go like, first two letters, i think. is the... is... first two letters are the first name or the last name? well it depends what it tells us. sort by last name for a to z. i have okay. i have uh...
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5032.720
it's not in the middle. where should i put my camera for this game? you'll have, if you put the game on the far right or far left, you'll have like a space where you can put your camera in the corner for sure. or i think you can just put it in the bottom right corner. i think the ui is on the bottom left. okay. that... either way, it's not going to cover the screen either way, right? yeah, true. that's doable. okay, controls. i'm ready. okay, so i did right trigger for run.
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5058.960
cuz meat boy, so that's just in my head already. i feel you on that one. left trigger for store, and i know that sounds weird, but i'll explain. i'm with you, yep. left and right bumpers are inventory left and right. okay. i did shop is on select. so... i'm sorry, not shop, i mean inventory. okay. jump is on a. it still looks like the shia labeouf just do it thing to me. what? yeah, it's okay. and then the three potions are on x, y, and b.
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5225.920
for jump? yeah. i don't know if it really matters, just as long as you remember. so whatever you're comfortable with. b. and then what'd you do for run jump store? i did, uh, run is on right trigger, store is on left trigger, and jump is on a. i'm having trouble storing things even though it's telling me to. and then a. okay. it's just throwing them. uh, inventory, inventory left, inventory right. i don't get that. uh, inventory on select, inventory left and right on bumpers. that makes sense.
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5457.280
oh man, i want jump to be a, why can't it be a? it can be a. did we originally set jump to left trigger? no, i set it to a. oh dear lordy. so, do i have to exit the game to change this shit? yep. i believe so. well, i beat the tutorial, jesus christ. it was a little tricky. i think it kinda hurts to fall out of form. dude, these controls are so bad. it's the only thing i don't like about this game, everything else is fine.
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10106.040
bring it to a party. have a good time. that'd be nice. this camera, like left trigger, right trigger is actually like the opposite of what i feel like it should be. you never play fez? no. oh you should, it's pretty good. i'll think about it. we hit static meta. i'm trapped. owwwww oh god, oh god, i killed myself. just having some fun. you guys okay over there? you got a problem? yeah, he's about to black hole me.
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7736.560
wow, no you just hit x and you go down and get covered. oh, i see. remember this game is as hard as isaac. so prepare yourself. alright. i'm down. how do i use my, uh... i help you up. i have to trigger his bombs. i guess you could just blow up me and rob with a bomb. that's no problem. alright. i blew this up too. this is starting off good. can't do easy. could you use the reinforced stratagem to bring rob and i back? nope. try hitting the buttons on your d pad. i have a keyboard.
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8304.280
i'm dead again. all right all right, i need the assistance. oh, yeah, don't stand by the turrets. they kill you yeah, yeah somebody else has to do it mines already used okay? how do i which one is that is it you fuckers cheat me out of more xp? i think i got it right is the people and then you got a whole right trigger is pretty down there i'm not buying anything nuggets oh
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8578.960
alright, i'm with it. oh, lotto? you guys know you can sprint, right? oh, can you? how do you do that? shift? i don't know what shift is. i don't know what shift is. what's shift? shift is sprint. it's not left trigger. yeah, do some strategy stuff. don't summon any fucking turrets though. i'm summoning turrets, nick. alright, well prepare to die, i guess. i got roasted. bring me back! oh god, oh god, oh jesus! oh, i'm dead.
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10237.880
we'll leave it there. we'll have time to get it. we do need to go this way though. i'm looking for the dude shooting the laser at us. yeah, we don't know dude shooting lasers, it just comes. it's not true. we're capturing it. i'm gonna throw down a turret. why? i'm gonna throw it far away. oh, you can like charge it up? yeah, hold on left trigger. oh, that's cool. for the strategicians it's right trigger, but...
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10267.080
we cool either way. no, it's left trigger for me. it should capture faster if we're all standing on it. i didn't want to get involved with that. too many, yeah, that too. alright, we captured the area. oh, look, i don't want, that thing is looking right down at me. we're all gonna be killed by these turrets. now we need to get, uh... we need to leave. we need to get the sam site, it's up here. i believe we should play through this entire game together. this is pretty fun. yeah, i'd like to.
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8161.340
yeah, there's no enemies spawned at all. the thing is, if you play stealthy, you actually can get through it without fighting too many enemies. but with four players, the more players you have, the more likely you are to trigger alarms. oh, we're triggering alarms when these enemies show up? the camera enemies, yeah. oh, intriguing. oh, is that a third sample?
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9397.280
which one of you scum bags? put your shotgun in the back of my head. and then just pull the trigger. it was me, i'm not sorry. you're not even calling the reinforce, this is slanderous. i'm killing the laser beams first. you don't get xp or loot for them. you gotta unlearn all of the... lookit, you just got a patrol call man. there's no loot.
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883.240
okay, but then how does it that that tracks resub somehow it it'll see the last person that subbed and then write that message to them how do you get it to trigger when it's actually when a reset comes in? i thought i just did it automatically command list mine just works exclamation point. thanks timer automatically post the command via these timers not default timer and
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8835.160
someone should bring me back. okay. yeah, it's like captain cash cab bring it home for us. we just got to do the bomb thing. we've done it a thousand times. it's okay really got to shoot these cameras like that is like step one of hell divers is like definitely shoot those before they trigger endless waves of shit reload reload. i like this laser site is pretty fucking sweet man. i will use all my ammo for no reason. i
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since you're still playing spelunky, you see it twitches a little b sometimes. i'll hit update again, but there's this change is saved. you might just have to refresh. yeah, i want a facecam with tomo too. he hasn't been feeling well, so having some celebrity status would make him happy, i think. yeah, tomo just wants some of your attention. they should make a sequel to chrono trigger. just call it tomo trigger. tomo trigger? yeah. i like it. i mean, there's a little there's back in time and vomits.
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388.400
i think she's got a bit of a hair trigger for scares though, right? i mean she she gets jump scared. yeah. yeah, i got the porn photo that's probably a pretty good one to get a porn. did you reroll the belt? yeah
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5486.840
had a gun all right pick up that gun the bottom left. it's a fun one. no you pick up this oh you get a suicide gun or something yeah the gun. it's yeah murders. oh, yeah, it's a rare one pull the trigger then no, it blew my head off you wouldn't you wouldn't he didn't get to oh
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but there's some kale in there which may trigger a hind specific anemia so we should probably still keep them away. or we could just get rid of the kale. no! no! or did you ask a florist for that? don't sell me out, cobalt. it's a one man operation here. well, i may have lost my run but i did at least finish boss rush so i'm happy with that. ryuka just punched me in the ear.
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4547.820
i think it never should have gone away. alarm trigger. i don't give a shit. oh, it's linked with an alarm system. yeah, well, uh, i have grenades, bro. okay. i'm getting lit up like a light bulb right now. nice. we did it, chad. michael, you can't bring borat back, mate. in today's environment, it's considered not culturally appropriate, michael.
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i've got to go out of the ship and come back in from a different side. that's weird. trigger that! zero hull, son! we don't even need hull! i like how the music gets all quiet when you go into space. yeah, that's a cool touch. they should also do like a rushing air sound too for a bit.
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6088.940
seems like the frag gun is incredible actually. okay... the shotgun makes things a lot more manageable i found. i'm using the smart gun trying to cheese stuff here. i used that for a while, i would recommend it. revenue 131, 15k, equipment rebate. i'm only two beacons away. gotta get better at blocking. trigger that alarm! get triggered.
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i only have one artifact that i played the game for like three hours. but in my defense, when i first played, i was real horrible. could this be bad luck? i'm real horrible right now. so... kobalt, will you trigger me? i mean if you really want me to. for five dollars. this trigger, yours. ah, there's a repair beacon. okay.
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6399.220
how am i triggering? oh, okay. i see. oh dear god. five dollars from steven. hello trigger seller 18492. i would like to order trigger type i. insert kappa emote here. thank you. uh yeah, i'll trigger you. you know what i mean? i think we all do. i'm not sure i do, but i'm willing to go with it. oh lord, stop shooting. what up? stop repairing the shield beacon, you jerk.
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6618.760
how many public places are there that you can have sex? any, i think, as long as you don't get caught, right? i think some would be a lot more likely to get caught than others. i'm not gonna trigger you, alarm, not today! hahaha! you think there's something about mary, nick? oh, several times. we're learning, boys. that poor lady, everyone's such a dick to her. yeah, mary pretty much just has the worst life ever and there's something about mary. she's... she's so nice, too.
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